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A Very Special VR Porn – August, Valentina and Jaclyn

A very special 360 Badoinking with August Ames, Valentina Nappi and Jaclyn Taylor

A very special 360 Badoinking with August Ames, Valentina Nappi and Jaclyn Taylor

Friends, I’d like to draw your attention to a very special VR porn movie. It’s produced by BaDoinkVR, and it stars August Ames, Valentina Nappi, Jaclyn Taylor. So, what’s so special about it? Well, in addition to placing August Ames, Valentina Nappi and Jaclyn Taylor before your eyes…it also gives you a 360 degree field of vision. And, not many VR porns have accomplished this yet.

It’s called Cumming Full Circle – A 360° Experience.

And, I see that they must have redone the movie, because Oculus, Gear VR and Smartphone versions all run at HQ 50 fps. Now, at some point I imagine 360 degree VR porns will be all over the place. But, that day is not today. And, this is pretty interesting.

Okay, so what does all of this mean?
There’s a lot of lingo getting tossed around…

Virtual reality threesome

Sit down in swivel chair before viewing!

All right, let me slow my macho down for a second. VR stands for virtual reality. It means you strap some goggles to your face, play a special movie like this one and you’ve got 3D gals bouncing around your eyeballs.

And, the 50 fps means that the movie is shot at 50 frames per second. This means it’s smoother and more immersive than the commonly used 30 frames per second. Immersive means you really feel like those boobs are about to bounce off your cabeza. Cabeza means head. All right, so we’re clear now… Good.

3 women in virtual reaity picture

Good times!

Moving along…let me tell you how to safely watch this movie.

  1. Sit down in a chair. The type that can spin in a complete circle. DO THIS PART FIRST. Meaning…do the sitting down part before the putting goggles over your eyes part.
  2. Now, put the goggles on and play the movie and swivel in a circle and look all around at the wonders awaiting you!

Because, I’m having this nightmarish vision of you standing in your room, spinning around as you ogle at August, Valentina and Jaclyn doing things…and, next thing you know, your wife comes home. And, she finds you on the floor, knocked-out cold, with goggles strapped to your head and your limp noodle still jammed inside a Fleshlight. So, please…sit down. Safety, man!

picture VR sex cowgirl

Virtual reality cowgirling it and more…

That reminds me of this crazy thing I saw on Reddit today. A woman asks:

Should I have sex with my boyfriend while he’s watching porn on his VR headset?

OMG! Living the dream! Did this gal just pretty much articulate every guy’s ultimate desire?

The very thought of this is somewhat exciting. I’ll be honest and admit that.

Imagine, you lie back and get a gal to ride your johnson. But, maybe she ain’t your… dream gal. Hey, I don’t want to sound mean! But, this is the real world we’re talking about. And, in the real world—even if it doesn’t sound nice—the truth is that men—at least straight ones!—all want to fuck beautiful women! Just how it is…

I didn’t make the rules! Sometimes honesty doesn’t sound nice…

picture of virtual reality threesome

Exploring male fantasy in 3 dimensions

So, you got your goggles on and it doesn’t matter what your girlfriend looks like because a porn star’s cowgirling you. So, you’re getting lost in the VR…and, you’re basically pretending your girlfriend is the porn star… I mean, that’s what it comes down to…

So, the Reddit woman says,

At first I agreed. I thought it sounded exciting to get my nerd perv on, but after considering what it will actually entail I’ve decided that I’d rather not be his masturbatory device while he’s virtually fucking other women.

Why yes! I couldn’t have put it better myself! She would be the perfect masturbatory device!  But, I do understand her complaint. I mean… I could definitely see, of course, why a gal would be offended by this. I ain’t an idiot, folks. But, maybe this could be enjoyable for that gal?

How so? Well, what if she put on the headset and there was a Brad Pitt looking guy bucking away as her real-life puny beau pumped? I mean… it could go both ways, right?

picture of virtual reality sex threesome shot by BaDoinkVR studios

Things are getting interesting. What awaits us in the future?

Moving along… this 360 degree BaDoink movie’s a fun one. And, the 360 degree part makes it novel and interesting. And, hell…it’s three premiere women of porn bouncing around before your eyes in 3D. What’s not to like?

And, where is all this going?

What’s coming next? (Hint: Holodeck orgies)…

I want a 360 degree BaDooooooooink NOW!!!! !!!

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