All right, let’s talk about the BaDoink VR that was released on New Year’s Eve: Pinned Up and Poked Hard, starring Denise Sky and Ariadna Moon.These gals ain’t faking it! Phony passion is like a slug on a cupcake. Was that a good simile? I don’t even know, man. It feels like the last day’s been going on for a week… My simile-maker is busted like one of those umbrellas where the metal spoke things are all bent and you’re trying to keep the flimsy little umbrella above your head, but you’re getting soaked anyway, because the wind’s blowing, so you might as well bow down …because, you’re powerless, man!
So, when reviewing VR porns, there are three main factors I’m considering:
1. The woman (or, as in this case, women): looks, performance, passion, intangibles, etc.
2. Scaling: does the size of everything seem proportional and at least mostly realistic.
3. Positioning: of the performers and cameras…are there good close-up shots, etc.
And, here’s the thing…Pinned Up and Poked Hard made me think about this because the BaDoink boys have nailed the scaling. It seems to me they’re doing something technically different because I had to use a considerably different FOV setting. I don’t know about the nitty-gritty details of that, but I can tell you that things most definitely looked right.
This time around, I was using the huge 5 GB Oculus file. Maybe that had something to do with it. Maybe at some point, I’ll go back and test the Android Smartphone version and check for differences. I’ve done that in the past, and my general conclusion was that on my phone rig, it didn’t make much difference.
For example, when the camera and people are placed at proper distances, the scale will be pleasing…and the woman’s appearance and performance will be enhanced.
What about the women? Well…
So, as I was saying…BaDoink got this one right. Beautiful women. Accurate scaling. Good close-ups. You know… Go ahead and make your declaration. I normally write more, but I’m pretty tired. New Year’s Eve I was up all night chugging champagne with some babes on their yacht. …Do you believe me? Then, today I was doing 4 plate deadlifts: a set of 5. Do you believe me? And, I also was preparing for a marathon.
Happy New Year friends.