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Aina Smith At Your Service

All right friends, how is everyone? Today we’ll be discussing BaDoink’s brand new virtual porn, At Your Service, starring Ms. Aina Smith. Oh, Aina! That almost sounds like something you’d yell when you slam your finger in the door. But, you’ll see… I’ll tell you what friends: a pretty-faced blonde with skinny legs snuggled in black, thigh-high stockings… the kind with the fancy embroidery at …

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A Kinky Machine Virtual Porn

All right, friends, today we’ll take a peek at Kink VR’s latest (and free) effort: Two Girls One Fucking Machine, starring Nikki Darling and Bella Rossi. I’ll tell you, friends, for a time I thought that these Kink boys were using a brilliant marketing strategy. Now, however, I don’t understand their bigger idea. I don’t feel like getting into that. Why? You’re thinking to yourself …

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Big Boobie VR

Hi friends, how is everybody? Today’s lesson involves an analysis of Czech VR’s latest release: that’d be Czech VR 030, starring Ms. Lilith Lee. So, you folks like the title of this post? It gets right to the point, yes? I know… you’re used to more witty titles from me, but have you seen the funbags that Ms. Lee is lugging through life? She’s the …

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VRP Gets Interactive With Alexa and Joel Tomas

All right, friends, today we’re going to discuss Virtual Real Porn’s innovative, new VR: starring the beautiful Alexa with her hubby Joel. The video’s described as the world’s first VR interactive video. What does that mean? This might work best if I give you VRP’s synopsis right at the start (lightly-edited): Okay, this has my interest stirred up like that time you tried to get …

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Regina Crystal On VR Fire

All right, friends, we’re now going to review BaDoink VR’s latest effort: Call Girl On Fire, starring Ms. Regina Crystal. So, the BaDoink boys have been on quite a horny roll: and many in the VR porn community agree that their recent effort, Zoe Doll’s Heart-Shaped Ass, set the technical standard that the other companies would have to emulate. For my part, I see all …

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Anna Polina Is Your French Teacher

February 25, 2016 All right, friends, today we’ll consider Virtual Real Porn’s latest release, French Class, starring the beautiful Anna Polina with Adrian Dimas. And, when I say the beautiful Anna Polina… I’m not just calling her beautiful for the heck of it. Friends, this is a nice piece of woman. You guys want tldr summaries. Here you go: Okay, so… let’s see how the …

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Charles Dera Stars In A VR Porn with Aidra Fox and Alexis Monroe

All right, friends, today we’re going to discuss the just-released, NA VR: Naughty Stepsisters, starring Charles Dera, Aidra Fox and Alexis Monroe. Cock-owners are porn’s unsung heroes, man! So, sure… I’m being a little humorous with the title of this, but you get the idea. A fella’s lucky to even get his name listed. Or, so it seems… I mean… big ole, muscle man Charles …

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Chelsy Sun Rides The Rocket

Hi friends, how is everyone? As for me, I’m languishing… I’m languishing, man. All right, so…today we’ll be reviewing Czech VR 29, starring Ms. Chelsy Sun. We’ve already seen her solo twice… so, it’s about dang time we take things to the next level… Friends, I’m going to do something I usually don’t. I’m going to give you an article summary: Okay, so… let’s see …

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Abigail Mac Revisited

A while back, I reviewed the August 2015 Abigail Mac and Chad White VR released by Naughty America. And, we’ll reconsider it today. Why? Well, that’s what you do on a Sunday morning. Crossword puzzles and coffee? No thanks! Let’s dig out an old VR porn movie and analyze it! For real… A recent online posting motivated me to revisit Abigail’s virtual sex movie. What …

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Emma, Gracie, Chelsy, Vinna, Misha and Amirah

All right, friends, I had a short stay in the drunk tank, so things backed-up a bit. I’ll be damned: one little night in jail, and… it reminds me of when I worked the cookie factory’s conveyor belt: one quick daydream on the line… and, I’ve got chocolate chips smashed into my boots … oh, never mind! All right, so… I do these reviews based …