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A Kinky Machine Virtual Porn

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Introductory Rambling:

Bella Rossi naked ass

Oh, I really like that Bella ass!

All right, friends, today we’ll take a peek at Kink VR’s latest (and free) effort: Two Girls One Fucking Machine, starring Nikki Darling and Bella Rossi.

Nikki Darling in a VR porn movie for Kink

Why, hello Nikki Darling!

I’ll tell you, friends, for a time I thought that these Kink boys were using a brilliant marketing strategy. Now, however, I don’t understand their bigger idea.

I don’t feel like getting into that. Why? You’re thinking to yourself that I generally can’t refrain from a little speculative rambling…

Sure, I love speculative rambling! I ain’t gonna lie… but…

Well, when you get down to it… the Kink boys are millionaires, and my diet consists of peanut butter and cheap vodka.

So, I’ll presume they know what they’re doing.

Besides, it’s Sunday, man.

What sort of idiot analyzes VR porn companies’ strategies on this day of rest …

Let’s see how the Kink boys describe their latest effort (heavily-edited):

Bella Rossi dildo pussy

Well, hello there Bella baby…

A huge dildo mechanically pussy-pounds Bella Rossi and Nikki Darling until they squirt your way!

Give Me A tl;dr… NOW!

All right, as mentioned… it’s Sunday… I know you folks got laundry in the machine… and a lasagna in the oven… and a sermon you’re rushing off to …

Too long didn’t read.

Nikki getting fucked by the Fuck Machine

Nikki getting fucked by the Fuck Machine

Sexy gals Nikki and Bella quickly get busy: meaning, they take turns hosting a huge, mechanical dildo in their pink parts. Kink VR again offers novel content and technical competence. I mean: if your little guy gets rowdy at the sight of beautiful gals getting pussy-pumped by machines: this one’s for you, man! As an added bonus, Kink’s also doing their part to propagate racial harmony.


VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:

I do these reviews based upon three main factors:

Bella Rossi rubs Nikki Darling's pussy

Bella Rossi lends a helping hand

1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the race car to the Indy 500. It appears this analogy—like most of my analogies—kind of sucks.

But, the basic idea is… hey, it’s a porn movie. There’s going to be a naked woman being sexual. Naturally you want her to be attractive, authentic and passionate. Right?

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a dildo machine and her body’s the size of a Fig Newton… Well, you want things to look right.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.

All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:

1. Nikki Darling and Bella Rossi: Okay, so we’ve got two good-looking women here. We’re off to a good start. And, I also think many viewers will appreciate that Nikki is included in this. Why? Well, I’ve seen complaints online that VR porn content has mostly featured white gals.

Nikki Darling

Nikki Darling… reminds me of that song by Prince

To be fair, there really isn’t that much VR porn in existence… period… but, that criticism is still accurate. Ultimately, though, it’s not about saying the right thing. It’s about giving the people horny porn. And, the combination of Nikki and Bella: well, it’s pretty horny as far as I’m concerned.

Basically, we see each gal get pumped by the machine. I guess this might be kind of a niche thing. Perhaps a touch fetishistic. It held my interest.

Bella Rossie legs spread

Oh, Bella baby!

2. The scaling: please note that I set VR Player to Sphere. That’s unusual. But, the result is that this movie is well-scaled. The other Kink VRs have been also. So, you know… it makes one wonder when they’re going to offer a sub model and release weekly content.

3. Camera position: the camera stayed tight. Very tight. Well done.

4. Hey, here’s another free VR that’s easy to recommend, man. I enjoyed it. Honestly, this is pretty good stuff. And, it’s free… so, why not give it a spin? Update Jan. 2019: I don’t think these free releases are available any longer. Sorry about that.

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