All right, friends, today we’ll look at BaDoinkVR’s latest release, Lifeguard On Booty, starring the youthful, brunette hottie-babe, Ms. Cindy Loarn. Now, you folks know I generally give these posts incredibly witty titles of my own, but I’ve got to tell you: in this case, I’m not sure I can outdo BaDoink’s Lifeguard On Booty title. That’s clever. I like that.
I’ll tell you what else. One afternoon I sort of fell in love with a lifeguard working at the local pool. You want to know why? Well, she was pretty, but it was that damn one-piece, red lifeguard bathing suit. Why is it that those are so horny?
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the BaDoink boys describe their latest effort:
If you’re going to experience a full-fledged fantasy on VR porn, you might as well do it in style, so chilling pool-side at a sweet mansion with the beautiful Cindy Loarn is a pretty great way to do it!
Fuck the shit out of Cindy’s wet pussy and tight butthole and give her the creampie she came for; she’ll squirt out every drop of your jizz. Badoink VR's synopsis for Lifeguard on Booty, starring Cindy Loarn
Give Me A Convenient and Time-Saving tl;dr… NOW!:
All right, I know you good folks have got all kinds of important Tweets to tweet and pizzas to eat … thus, please allow me to provide a convenient and time-saving too long didn’t read…
Additionally, these are bonus VRs BaDoink is releasing now. You see, they’re putting out two-a-week to use up all the VRs they shot with their old equipment. Now, we’ve seen how excellent their new equipment functions (eg. the Zoe Doll one), but the old rig still produces fappable footage such as this. I should also mention I know a lot of fellas are often shouting about wanting ANAL VR: well, here you go.
And, a VR creampie to boot.
Ah, man… just noticed something. If I keep going this way I’ll need a tldr for my… wait for it… tldr.
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a rubber ducky and her torso’s like a diving board… you know, if the gal reminds you of a rubber ducky head attached to a diving board torso…. Well, you know: you want things scaled nicely!
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Cindy Loarn: hey, just look at her pic. You like women that are young, pretty, brunette, skinny and horny? Me too.
2. Cindy’s red thong: I’m kind of a panties perv… and, a red thong pulled to the side gets this man motor running in overdrive.
3. Scaling: very good.
4. Close-ups: we got a good view at points, but there could have been some more close-up footage. I particularly feel this way because Cindy has such a darn pretty face. I’d like for it to be held close to the camera for a few minutes….5. Cowgirl: the cowgirl footage scaled well and worked. However, it’s nice when an additional sexual position is incorporated.
6. VR Creampie: hey, if you’re reading this, you’re kind of a perv… and, hey… what perv doesn’t appreciate the VRCP in virtual reality?
And, friends, about all that’s left is your declaration:I wanna creampie lifegaurd Cindy’s … backdoor! NOW!!