Job Cunts

June BaDoinkVR Threesome and Zenda Sexy Reflections

June 9, 2016

Hi friends, today we’ll consider Job Cunts: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys. This stars Luna Rival and Olivia Jager.

As with any review, there are criticisms to be made, for sure… but the two minutes of vigorous Olivia cowgirling: oh, that little horny interlude! That goes in repeat mode!

Oh, man… that shows the power of VR!

Olivia Jager cowgirl

Oh, Olivia… you give good cowgirl!

Oh, Ms. Jager: you put heart and soul in that bouncing, girl!

So, we’ll look at that…

… And, before this article ends, I’ll relate BaDoink’s previous Zenda Sexy VR to this present effort.

Let’s do this thing…

blowjob legs spread blonde

Oh, somebody’s getting hired!

Specs

Studio: BaDoink VR
Title: Job Cunts
Release Date: June 9, 2016
Stars: Luna Rival and Olivia Jager
Length: 22 minutes
Main sex positions: lesbian kissing, blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl
Formats: Oculus 3840×1920@60fps 4.8 GB; Gear VR 2880×1440@60fps 3.2GB; Cardboard 1920×960@60fps 1.6 GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, threesome VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7

vr porn screenshot suck

Hi, applicants


This BaDoink threesome will appeal to fellas who:

1. … are fans of Luna Rival and/or Olivia Jager
2. … are looking for VR threesome action
3. … are looking for a little lesbian kissing action
4. … are looking for some vigorous, skinny-blonde cowgirl bouncing
5. … are looking for a well-scaled, technically competent virtual porn flick


womens asses

These are some nice looking asses, man!

Official Movie Synopsis:



Let’s see how the BaDoink boys describe this latest threesome effort:

You get to hire your new assistant today and these two eager candidates are not shy about everything they’re willing to do to get the job. This beautiful blonde/brunette combo will show you, not tell you, what the greatest day at the office feels like.
Um… uh, you’re both hired! Now, eh… let’s start with some steamy… wait for it… dictation! Yes, I know I’m not funny.

blowjob handjob

Plenty of sucking and handjobbing


Reviewing Method:



These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants the harlot to exude a little gal gusto.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel. Correct scale is extremely crucial.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most. And, let’s repeat the part about close-ups being much desired…


Oh, suck Olivia baby... suck

Oh, suck Olivia baby… suck

All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:



Okay, so a beautiful blonde and bouncy brunette… we’re off to a good start here. And, for fellas who dig the VR threesomes, here you go. And, what fella would’t want this brunette’s sweet tart bumping about on his man lap…

Luna Rival cowgirls

Luna Rival cowgirls in your headset

So… we basically get a VR cowgirl/BJ romp that’s scaled well and offers some leaning-in moments. Honestly, there really shouldn’t be any other type of cowgirl in VR. If I were the director, I’d tape eggs to the gals’ heels to keep them on the balls of their feet.

Okay, here’s where I, personally, am at with the BaDoink boys. Look, I’m just going to be totally honest with you boys… If I ain’t honest, I’m just wasting everyone’s time…

Basically, at this point, I already know week-after-week BaDoink will deliver a technically sound release. They’ve established that pattern. And, it holds here.

Luna Rival reverse cowgirl

Luna throws it in reverse

Before viewing, I already know the movie will be scaled well without upper distortion, and the clarity will be at least good. After watching many VRs, trust me: this is no minor accomplishment.

And, week-after-week, BaDoink releases a VR that I feel justifies their subscription price. All the movies are solid.

However, there was one release, in particular, that was so exceptional… well, it’s got me like a junkie who’s forever chasing that one special high. And, even though the junkie’s digging the subsequent highs: he’s always remembering and trying to recreate that previous moment of perfection.

It’s like that one slice of pizza I got in Chicago eight years back. I’ve had a lot of great pizza since that day, but I’ve never… oh, never mind! You get the idea, man!

So, for me, that perfect VR moment was BaDoink’s April 21st release, Pumping, Jumping and Humping, starring Ms. Zenda Sexy. I’ve come to appreciate its technical virtuosity more with each viewing.

Zenda Sexy feature image

This was a masterpiece of a VR

It’s interesting to me how this particular movie sort of came and went without much fanfare.

In my opinion, that Zenda VR presently sits at #1 for best VR porn movie of 2016.

Visually, for me, I’ve yet to see a VR porn with a more beautiful clarity. And, the way Zenda leaned-in: her face hovered so snug with her hair brushing your cheek…

Zenda Sexy cowgirl

Oh, Zenda baby!

I don’t know if it’s because of the outdoor sunlight. I don’t know if they used a different video or post-processing technique. I don’t know if the stars were aligned and someone cast a magic spell on the video camera.

But, I’ll be damned: that was some beautiful virtual reality!

Look, I’m just being straight with ya’ll. These are my actual thoughts about this stuff.

So, when I was watching this present threesome, I was thinking that it looked good and was pretty horny: honestly, Olivia Jager bounces with a rare enthusiasm that is WAY HORNY! Oh, Ms. Jager!

Goddess VR cowgirl blonde

Oh, Olivia… I love the way you bounce!

And, let me be clear: I like Luna’s cowgirl, too. Oh, yea Luna… come on over and bounce on this fella!

Luna Rival passionate cowgirling

Luna Rival passionate cowgirling

And, I was thinking there are many compliments to pay this movie: many of which I’ve already stated. But, it’s not at that Zenda level.

Like all BaDoink’s, this is good 3d porn, man. But, honestly… I’m just one guy with a Gear VR and a distinct distance between my eyes, etc.; so, I ain’t saying that I’m laying down the ultimate truth. But, in my man brain, with each BaDoink I’m looking for them to recapture the Zenda level…

Maybe, my opinion is wrong… I ain’t saying I’m the ultimate authority …but, this is how it appears to me.

So, this review turned out a bit weird, but when you’re really candid… it seems that things often do end up sounding a little weird.

In conclusion, don’t get me wrong, ya’ll… All of BaDoink’s releases since Heart Shaped Ass—that have used their new equipment—have been high-quality VR. And, this one is also. You get two beautiful women fucking in front of cutting-edge VR equipment. I mean… that’s most of the game right there…

And, all that’s left is your declaration:

I wanna threesome with a blonde and brunette… NOW!

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