Hi friends, today we’ll consider KGBeaver: recently released by the BaDoinkVR boys. This stars Ms. Alegra as a gun-toting, bad girl in a nightmarish, futuristic society.
What’s most notable to me about this movie?
Well, in my opinion, it’s a demo of how to correctly shoot VR cowgirl. We’ll discuss that further below.
Let’s do this thing…
Release Date: June 23, 2016
Length: 23 minutes
Main sex positions: Blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl
Formats: Oculus 3840×1920@60fps 4.9GB; Gear VR 2880×1440@60fps 3.3GB; Cardboard 1920×960@60fps 1.7GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, fantasy porn, futuristic VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
1. … like pretty young redheads
2. … like beautifully shot, immediate-feeling cowgirl VR
3. … like a little foreign language chatter sprinkled about from the porn gal
4. … are digging on the porn fantasy element of a post-apocalyptic sort of bump-and-grind scenario
5. … are digging on a babe ripping out the crotch of her yoga pants!
6. … are looking for a very well-scaled VR porn
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how BaDoinkVR describes this latest Alegra effort:
All righty, then… maybe the BaDoinkVR boys will really spice things up with a cameo from Big Man with Blondie on a leash or something…
Okay, so that pic above is a refresher on the horny-disturbing BaDoinkVR Blondie Fesser release.
But, back to the present review with another pic of Alegra fiddling around with her yoga pants.
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Alegra: Well, friends… Alegra’s not the most famous porno gal out there, but what does that really matter? She’s a skinny beautiful redhead… oh, man: love that straight, red hair!
And, she brings a deep passion to her cowgirling! And, she’s got that whole weenie-exciting Russian dialogue going on.
And, most importantly, she rips out the crotch of her stretch pants!
2. Scaling: The scale was beautiful. It felt so very correct. No distortion anywhere. The cowgirling felt like a day at the beach under a striped umbrella while sipping a purple drink and watching supermodels in bikinis surf violet waves. You get the idea. The scale was on-point.
3. General clarity: The close-up distance was great. Midrange and further—as usual—is not as crisp. Fortunately, most of the action was filmed tight.
4. 3D, sound, color, light: No problems here. There was plenty of natural, overhead light flooding the filming area.
I’ve noticed with BaDoinkVR—in my view—that if they’re going to get something wrong, it’s the lighting.
But, when they opt for a plentiful blast of natural light (eg. Zenda Sexy VR), it’s simply VR beautiful.
Seriously. I ain’t bullshitting you folks. It looks good.
5. General story line: Well, you know… some folks like more of a stripped-down, no-plot sort of porn flick… and, some fellas like a fantasy set-up that really engages the imagination.
Honestly, unless the fantasy is very well-executed, I tend to favor a more minimal story.
With that said, the synopsis of this seemed kind of juicy.
I thought it could have been developed and explored further. Not that I care too much, but I didn’t get much sense of the whole dystopian aspect mentioned in the synopsis.
6. Positioning: All right, this VR was a cowgirl romp. And, as I’ve said, it is the perfect demonstration of how to shoot VR cowgirl.
Well, it was crystal-clear, big, up-close, tight… that’s to say, it had the desired effect of immediacy. And, the scaling of it felt so right…
And, does Alegra ever have a cute ass!
Not much more to say about it. Excellent.
And, all that’s left is your declaration:I wanna fuck Futuristic Alegra! … NOW!