Hi friends, today we’ll consider Poppin The Hood: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys.
This stars curvaceous, bad girl: Ms. Katrina Jade.
With recent releases featuring such primo pieces of porn gal as Blake Eden, Aidra Fox, August Ames and now Katrina: I’d say BaDoink’s on a rather horny VR roll these days.
I’ll tell you what else triggered my horny detector: this graphic.
Well, fellas have been clamoring for some legit and genuine jerk off encouragement VR porn. I mean… guys are getting boisterous, man! As it should be…
Now, granted: this JOI stuff certainly shatters the pervy meter: but, let’s keep it real… fellas masturbate and virtual reality is the perfect medium for the JOI genre.
And, it’s kind of surprising that we haven’t seen a proliferation of it.
What do I know, but… it just seems like it’d be a no-brainer moneymaker.
And, the graphic says Kylie… would that be Kylie Page? It looks like her… Doesn’t it? The pic below is Kylie Page from a recent RealTeensVR release. Is this going to be Kylie Page in a JOI shot by BaDoink? Oh, boy! Oh, hot diggety damn!
Back to today’s feature:
I watched Katrina… and, I instantly remembered the opening lyrics to a classic Rick James ditty: “She’s a very kinky girl. The kind you don’t take home to mother.”
Oh, yea! Katrina baby!
Go ahead and check the trailer:
I mean, the gal puts a scratch on your stud mobile. She wants to ease your anger. Next thing you know, you got a Katrina hooha getting thrust at your man face.
BaDoinkVR did several things very well in this outing. Basically, they’re closing the distance better. We’ll discuss that below.
Let’s do this thing…
Title: Poppin The Hood
Release Date: August 25, 2016
Stars: Katrina Jade
Length: 25 minutes
Main sex positions: Blowjob, handjob, female masturbation, kissing, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, various close-ups, missionary on side
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.8GB ; Mobile HQ 2.7GB ; Oculus HQ 5.4GB ; Samsung HQ 3.6GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
1. … are fans of Katrina Jade… and/or the whole bad girl, tattoo sort of vibe
2. … are looking for well-scaled, technically competent VR porn
3. … are looking for some close-up time on a pretty gal’s gal parts
4. … are wanting realistic, up-close feeling cowgirl, stand-up and immediate-feeling blowjobbing
5. … are looking for authentic female porn passion: Katrina’s moaning and passion feel legit
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Katrina outing:
The good news?
She might be a terrible driver, but she definitely has other impressive skills to make it up to you. Get your VR goggles on and fuck this sexy tatted up chick in the backseat of your Mustang before spreading her out on top of the hood and going deep inside her throat and pussy.
Katrina will make this a classic ride in every way possible.
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, let me add: there are many other factors considered.
Truth is that everything’s considered… however, a lot of that stuff mainly gets mentioned when there’s a problem with it.
For example, sound is very important to movies. And, BaDoinkVR always has excellent sound: so, I may not mention it.
The major variables are scale, position and the woman. If a professional VR porn studio points a high-quality rig close to a pretty and enthusiastic porn star, things are more likely to veer towards Horny Highway.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Katrina Jade: Well, friends… it’s Katrina Jade. Enough said.
2. Katrina’s acting: Honestly… look, I ain’t going to bullshit you, here. An Oscar may not be in Ms. Jade’s future, but her opening apologetic monologue held my interest.
3. Technical competence: 3D, sound, color, light: All good. The crucial aspects of lighting and contrast were also nicely executed.
4. General story line: For fellas who like a little narrative fantasy with their porns, what you get here is essentially a contrite, sexual fantasy. Yea, contrition porn. Is that a thing?
The simple premise is Katrina is sorry for damaging the fella’s hot rod and will ameliorate his butthurt with her mouth magic and cowgirl skills.
This works. However, I think there was a missed opportunity.
For me, everything’s most interesting when exaggerated. For example, the contrition could have been pushed harder: more intense begging for forgiveness… even crying. Let’s get crazy dramatic. Why not?
I’m not suggesting that there’s a popular demand for this… I haven’t done any surveys or anything. But, it would be interesting.
Furthermore, as I’ve discussed before, I do think there’s certainly room to challenge VR porn’s silent male convention: a challenge Naughty America, for example, issued with their Randy’s Roadstop release.
This whole VR porn game is still so new… there’s so much room to venture off the path and experiment. I imagine what dampens experimentation is simple, financial realities… VR porn is still far from being mainstream… some might even describe it as somewhat fledgling… and, we do know that the present formula is working and selling…
However, with that said… I still think there’s room to try some things in a non-risky way.
For instance, there’s an existing sort of template: and it insists that its conception of immersion is everything. The stunt cock says nothing, keeps his hands out of view, etc. A tremendous amount could be said about this.
Anyway, that formula could still hold for the actual sex. But, there’s room for male, dramatic dialogue in the prelude to the sexual interlude…
In other words, Katrina could have had a dramatic exchange with the stunt cock about the car damage. This could have amplified the contrition aspect and, in turn, increased the horny.
Just some food for thought, there…
5. Positioning: The positioning aspect was most noteworthy in this release. That’s to say—on the level—a lot was done correctly and, if I’m not mistaken, even a bit differently.
That’s to say, I saw the distance being closed further. This is a good thing.
For example, Katrina’s blowjob footage featured a tighter camera angle: in spots, more of a realistic back of the head view.
In my opinion, that was well done. And, it’s another example of how a perspective that would fall flat in 2D is quite exciting in 3D.
The tight, back of the head blowjob perspective provides an intriguing—and, somewhat surprising—sense of realism.
Additionally, the cowgirl footage was tight. Another aspect that BaDoink competently executes: they generally manage, somehow, to prevent upper frame truncation. That’s to say, they often prevent the actress from being cut off by the upper frame. This is a good thing.
I don’t know if I explained that well. I tried.
Also, the reverse cowgirl felt up-close and… curvy!
The rarely shot in VR, stand-up… was also immediate. In my opinion, this position should be seen more often in VR.
As for missionary: I see studios struggle with this. As I’ve said, I think they should use an extremely tight, panning shot (a la Czech VR) that focuses mainly on the woman’s face.
Good work from Katrina and BaDoinkVR.
And, all that’s left is your declaration:I want to pump Katrina in a convertible! NOW!!!