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Wacking With Kylie

Hi friends, today we’ll consider enJOI Kylie’s Solo: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys.

This stars the curvy, blonde cutie: Ms. Kylie Page. I’ll be honest with you fellas: this young lady made a rather favorable impression in her last VR appearance: a Real Teens VR feature.

Now, if you’d like a little visual proof for this claim, I offer you this:

Kylie Page big tit cowgirl

Pornstar Kylie Page cowgirls in a RealTeensVR release

Oh, Kylie baby! I like you… as in, I like you… A LOT!

Now, today’s release has tweaked my curiosity meter a bit more than usual.

Why?

Full sized promo graphic from Kylie's jerk off extravaganza

Full sized promo graphic from Kylie’s jerk off extravaganza

Well, because it’s presented as a VR JOI offering.

Now, you may be wondering: What does JOI stand for?

Friends, JOI is an acronym for jerk off instructions: also called jerk off encouragement.

Whatever you call it… it’s a niche that absolutely breaks the pervy meter.

Baywatch bathing suit

It won’t be long before an augmented Pamela Anderson is on your bed.

Basically, it’s a video of a bodacious babe talking a fella through his willy-wank session.

Yea, I said it was pervy, but we’re adults: and, let’s just be honest. Humans masturbate using porn.

I mean… so it shall always be! The cavemen were wanking to drawings on cave walls. The drawings were done by talented cavemen artists: and, they featured cavewomen with exaggerated cave gal boobie boppers.

A few years from now, you’ll be wanking to an augmented Pamela Anderson whose on your bed in that damn horny red swimsuit.

Men have masturbated since the beginning of time. And, they’ll be tugging their tugboats until we all go up in a mushroom cloud. I didn’t design the universe, man!

Kylie with Hitachi wand type masturbation toy

Kylie, what sort of gizmo you got there?

So, why not get meta and have the video gal acknowledge the viewer’s wank process and assist.

All right, maybe I’m using the term meta wrong, but I had to try! It’s just such a cool and popular term these days.

Now, some realized a while ago that JOI meeting VR is sort of like when Joanie first laid eyes upon young Chachi.

Now, Chachi has turned out to be a real mental case, and that wasn’t a very good example, but the idea is that jerk off encouragement seems like such a perfect fit for virtual reality…

And, many—myself included—have been surprised the VR studios didn’t immediately start cranking out these glorious perversions.

I mean… it seems so obvious. If a VR porn studio emerged right now and released nothing but JOI VR: they’d be—as the kids say—rolling in the Benjamins.

I think… maybe… the scarcity of the JOI videos might possibly be because they’re difficult to pull off.

Kylie Page face close up in VR

This movie offered some close-up face time

I’m not sure if I’m right… but, I’m thinking from the dramatic/actress dimension: these JOI videos are tough.

Maybe I’m totally wrong. But, I’m thinking it’s damn difficult.

It’s probably easy to overlook the dramatic challenge that the JOI poses to the actress. And, I ain’t being facetious here. I’m serious…

Kylie performs the classic double nipple rub

Kylie performs the classic double nipple rub

These JOI efforts are just a gal talking to a camera: and, think about it… this has got to be one of the most dramatically demanding types of porn performances.

Anyway, some studios have previously labeled a movie JOI: without quite delivering the genuine, jerk off instruction goods.

See, a real, genuine JOI features a gal saying things like, “Okay, stroke your cock harder, harder… cum for me…” You get the idea.

For a reference, see this Sophie Strauss video:

Oh, Sophie baby! Me love you long time!

I’ll tell you what… honestly… while watching my first VR, I thought to myself, “Oh, man. They’ve got to get Sophie Strauss doing these!”

Sophie Strauss

The JOI master: Sophie Strauss

If I ran a studio, it’d be mandatory the gal watch a few Sophie Strauss videos before the JOI shoot. I wouldn’t be an authoritarian dick about it!

I’d just be like, “Hi there. Would you like an iced tea? Would you like to watch a few Sophie Strauss videos before your shoot?”

Also, unless the JOI instructor is a Penny Pax type of gal, I’d say some scripted dialogue would help.

Penny Pax virtual sex

Penny Pax—pictured in a KinkVR movie above—comes to mind as a woman who seems well-suited for a jerk off instruction movie

It’s unrealistic to think a woman—particularly a really young woman—would get the subterranean man mind…

Anyway, anyway…

So, I’m wondering: Is BaDoinkVR going to give us a 100% authentic JOI VR in which Ms. Page is explicitly instructing the fella to strangle his trouser snake?

Let’s do this thing and find out…

Kylie Page sexy panty pull

Kylie Page sexy panty pull

Specs

Studio: BaDoinkVR
Title: enJOI Kylie’s Solo
Release Date: September 1, 2016
Stars: Kylie Page
Length: 26 minutes
Main sex positions: Talking mixed with various posing: missionary, doggy, seated along with an array of close-ups
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.9GB ; Mobile HQ 2.8GB ; Oculus/Vive HQ 5.5GB ; Samsung HQ 3.7GB.
Genre: Solo VR porn, JOI VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7

I gotta be honest: Kylie's got a nice ass

I gotta be honest: Kylie’s got a nice ass


This Kylie VR will appeal to fellas who:

1. … are fans of Kylie Page and/or the whole busty as hell, cute as hell, young blonde gal with insanely big boobie boppers in VR
2. … are looking for well-scaled, technically competent VR porn
3. … are looking for a JOI, jerk off instructions, solo gal VR porn movie


Kylie panty pull doggy style pussy shove

Hey man, I already told you Kylie had a nice ass!



Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Kylie outing:

You might be used to jerking off to porn star videos, but in virtual reality it’s even better when they also guide you through the process.

Watch the beautiful Kylie Page, her tight young pussy and her stunning 30G tits, as she tells you exactly what to do through this special JOI video.

All right, Ms. Page: let’s see how this goes.

Kylie Page dildo in mouth

Kylie’s sucking on something now


Reviewing Method:



These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.


Now, let me add: there are many other factors considered.

Truth is that everything’s considered… however, a lot of that stuff mainly gets mentioned when there’s a problem with it.

For example, sound is very important to movies. And, BaDoinkVR always has excellent sound: so, I may not mention it.

The major variables are scale, position and the woman. If a professional VR porn studio points a high-quality rig close to a pretty and enthusiastic porn star, things are more likely to veer towards Horny Highway.

In this particular release, we also want to see how effectively Kylie embodies the role of jerk off instructor.


Kylie Page masturbates a dildo

Here Kylie strokes the dildo as she instructs/encourages the male viewers to stroke themselves

All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:



1. Kylie: Well, friends… it’s Kylie Page. I mean… she’s a young, yellow-haired, callipygian cutie with foxy, facial features and the type of bountiful, boobie bouncers that inspire men to greatness.

I mean… what’s not to like here?

Hi, I'll be your jerk off instructor today fellas. I would have included that as a line of dialogue

Hi, I’ll be your jerk off instructor today fellas. I would have included that as a line of dialogue

Okay, but… this role requires more than horny, good looks. The woman must also get the man motor revving during the actual instructing.

I’m thinking there are two main dimensions in evaluating the gal in these sort of movies:

1. Physical presence/movement
2. Verbal engagement

Kylie Page with Hitachi wand

Oh, Kylie baby!

Now, Kylie definitely nailed the first aspect. She got herself close to the camera. She gyrated. She shoved her gal parts around every each way. The camera got damn close. And… the ending!

I’ll tell you what. Kylie’s self-pleasuring session at the end was… HORNY! That’s to say, Ms. Page—as seen in the pic below—wasn’t faking anything.

Kylie Page masturbates pussy with hand

Kylie wasn’t faking anything! Well done!

Man, there ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby! And, when you encounter an authentic orgasm in VR… you know it, man!

Well done, Ms. Page!

Kylie Page legs spread

Nice angle

There were also some interesting camera aspects: such as this mirrored doggy:

Kylie in the rarely seen mirror doggy position

Kylie in the rarely seen mirror doggy position

Okay, so what about the verbal engagement part?

Kylie did a good job here. You know, we’ve got to be fair to the gal. This was basically the first genuine JOI VR. And, we can speculate about why that is… but, I can’t help but think… well, I already hinted at my theory.

Anyway, Kylie encouraged a fella… and, she referenced her “big titties”… and, she did a horny job.

And, kudos to Kylie for having the confidence to attempt this challenge!

Kylie clit masturbation with wand

Kylie was up to the challenge

Now, I have to provide an honest analysis here. And, as I said, Kylie did great.

But, honestly I think she’d have benefited from having some scripted dialogue: not necessarily to be read verbatim. But, more like thematic touchstones to fall back upon.

For a young gal to organically deliver this type of monologue: that’s asking for a lot.

Like I said, though: this is a first effort. It ain’t realistic to expect perfection. This will be an unfolding learning process.

Kylie doggy

Wow

With that said… I was left thinking about gals I’d like to next see in this VR jerk off instructor role: gals who seem they’d be well-suited for such a performance.

Who did I come up with?

Well, in my humble opinion: Kayla Kayden, Pennie Pax, Kagney Linn Karter (definitely!), Julia Ann, Brandy Love, Rachel Rampage… to name a few. I think all those gals would kill it.

Your Naughty Nurse

I could so easily picture Kagney Linn Karter as an uber horny, virtual jerk off instructor

If I were in charge of the universe, I’d select Kayla Kayden for the next JOI. Why? Well, based upon her brilliant Shiny Shaft effort…

Kayla Kayden of Shiny Shaft

I could also definitely picture Kayla Kayden as an off-the-chain excellent, virtual jerk off instructor

Oh, and I just remembered Jesse Jane. I saw her videos years ago, and I thought she was pretty damn insane in a good, porn horny way: a bit genius and a bit terrifying, man!

Jesse Jane's face

Porn star Jesse Jane: what an absolute beauty!

Now, this is all just one guy’s opinion. And, I want to emphasize that beautiful Kylie did great.

2. Technical competence: 3D, sound, color, light: All good. The crucial aspects of lighting and contrast were also nicely executed.

BaDoink’s been getting the technical aspects of VR mostly correct for a while now. If I ever have any criticisms in that department, it usually concerns the lighting or close-ups.

Kylie Page diddles in the first genuine, full-fledged JOI VR porn that I personally have seen

Kylie Page diddles in the first genuine, full-fledged JOI VR porn that I personally have seen

3. Positioning: excellent. The cameras got close to Kylie’s face and body.

If I had a suggestion, I’d say these JOI efforts should have fun with costumes and role-playing: even having some costume changes in the same movie.

Groundbreaking stuff from Kylie and BaDoinkVR.

BaDoinkVR trials are presently available for 1 buck.

And, all that’s left is your declaration:

I wanna enJOI wacking with Kylie! NOW!!!

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