Hi friends, some news surfaced sure to make horny sci-fi fellas world-wide soil their collective, pocket protector: the Virtual Real Porn boys are on the verge of releasing a Star Wars VR porn parody.
Yep. A virtual porn parody entitled Rogue Cum: A Star Wars Parody.
What do I, personally, think of this?
Well, it does star Anissa Kate, Ava Koxxx, Misha Cross and Potro de Bilbao. So, the line-up looks solid.And, is it just me or is there something kind of horny inspiring about seeing Misha in a futuristic costume with blue lips and a white triangle on her forehead?
So, if you’re interested, I do have a few general thoughts about porn, plot and parody.
First, let’s see how the VRP boys describe this latest effort:
Okay… And, as you can see below, there’s Potro doing something Star Wars-ish.
So, perhaps the Wankz boys started something with their recent feature-length Zombie Slayers release.
And, come to think of it, they also did a Game of Thrones parody.
And, come to think of it, they did a Star Wars one a while back that had something to do with horny Anna Morna as a horny, cowgirling slave princess or something.
So, perhaps Team Wankz raised the possibility of long VR porn movies with an entertainment value beyond the simple, buck-naked hump and bump.
Conventional 2D porn, of course, has been exploring this parody route for quite a while now. To give just one example, there’s Hustler’s take on Star Trek.
And, if you’re going to porn parody, Star Wars is a fertile base: because, it occupies such a deep place in the public imagination.
Alex Braun—who, perhaps is the master of 2D porn parodies—put in considerable effort and cash for his pornified version of the galaxy far, far way (pictured below).
So, the bottom line here is that a lot of fellas like these sort of porn parodies. If they didn’t, the studios wouldn’t continue to release them.
As for me, I greatly enjoy porn plots/narrative: when they’re well done!
I especially like the humorous ones… but, if I’m being honest, it seems the mark is often missed with these attempts…
That’s to say, when an entertaining/funny plot meets all of the technical requirements necessary to make VR porn work it’s a horny good time. For example, things like Nurse Kagney or Shiny Shaft sprinkle humor atop the ingredients (scale, close-ups, etc.) needed for a VR porn to work.
So, it appears like we’ll soon be getting an outer space orgy…I wanna …um… see some Rogue Cum! NOW !!