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Black Friday VR Porn Specials 2017

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Okay, friends, here are my two favorite Black Friday VR porn sub deals for 2017.

Virtual Real Porn has one of the best deals going: You can get a year for about 60 bucks American. I like it!

I also really, really, really like a VRP starlet I saw last week: Heather Vahn (pictured below).

Heather Vahn spreads legs solo in a virtual porn movie screen capture

Miss Heather Vahn, I think it might be love this time.

Oh, Heather, baby!

WankzVR has got a sweet Black Friday deal also: You can pick up a month of both their subscription sites, WankzVR + MilfVR, for $14.95. That will rebill at a higher rate, but there’s no contract, and a fella can download an awful lot of high quality stuff during that time. Sweet! I wanna bang a MILF this weekend, man!

Hell, I remember when I was in high school. I really wanted to bang a MILF, man.

But, trust me…there was no MILF-banging irl. Only with my eyes closed in the shower with…um…that pump lotion gizmo.

You know, when I was 17 and amped-up on acne and the copious flowings of testosterone that naturally accompany the age… and, Johnny’s mom, Becky, was that summer always curvaceous-strutting in her orange bikini!

And, that mom’s swimsuit was high-cut, too! The sadistic hussy! And, the ole gal looked pretty good from the front, I’ll add!

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Haunted by the orange bikini of a MILF from yesteryear

She was about 34 years old. Oh, that orange Goddess bikini ass, man!!! And, the no-good bikini harlot knew damn well she was getting teen dipstick delirious!

She acted unaware of this. Oh, you corrupt, bikini MILF harlot from yesteryear!

And, you know…if Becky would have pulled the bikini, and let a zit-faced fella frolic his doggy in her MILF garden: illegal! She would have been a criminal! Oh, God help me. Oh, Becky, I’m jumping in my time machine and please victimize me!

Anyway, Black Friday 2017 professional-grade, high-octane virtual pornography…and, those are the two deals that are looking damn good to me: VRP and Wankz.

Lola Bambola naked

Oh, Lola baby!

Added: I see 18VR has got a Black Friday horny thing going in the form of 70% off and free VR goggles. And, I can always feel good about recommending videos shot by the BaDoinkVR boys (who handle the 18VR movies).

And, in good conscience I can always point a horny hetero to one of 18VR’s stars, Ms. Lola Bambola (pictured above left)….

…because… Lola, I like you…um… A LOT!

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If legal teen VR porn is your thing, now’s the time to click on this one

Added: BaDoinkVR’s rocking a Black Friday chance to get a month for $7.95. This should be running a few days.

Enjoy.

Black Friday VR Porn Specials 2017 was last modified: March 23rd, 2018 by Jimmy Find

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