I’ll try to be brief and also friendly in this post about the importance of free VR porn previews.
I’ll tell you what…for me to pay my money to a VR porn studio, one of two conditions must be true:
1. I must read a favorable review of the studio on FindVRporn.com. Unfortunately, I’m the one writing the reviews, so it’s not possible…
…do you see the sort of Catch 22 situation this creates. It’s enough to make my…wait for it…head explode, man!
Still not funny…
Hey, I never said I was that chubby guy from King of Queens with the girlfriend who’d never be seduced by His Royal Chubbyness.
Definitely still not funny…
Nor did I say I was Goddamn Richie Pryor, man!
2. The studio website must have a couple free previews that I download and consider competent in all the ways that VR porns get evaluated here.
Part 2 of this PSA:
Here’s another benefit of the free preview. If you have one, I’ll review it, link to it, and there’s some free traffic. People pay for traffic, man. People pay a hell of a lot for it.
You like free, man?
I mean…who doesn’t like freedom, man.
So, I think that a lot of people might wonder if the studio doesn’t offer a sample. I think that they—just like me—wonder why there isn’t one. I’m just trying to be friendly and tactful here, men.
What I’m trying to do is…encourage studios to get up those 90 second previews so I can give you some coverage, man.
That’s it…