Hey friends, tardy to this party: but, I was drunk, depressed, zoning-out, abusing microwave meals and corn chips, Salsa…
God damn it…still not funny in 2019…
Seriously, though, I need to recognize that our friends, the CzechVR gang, recently released yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie…
Ain’t no tricks, friends.
Heidi Van Horny, Alyssa Reece and Cherry Kiss in a free, full-length movie from CzechVR (released December 21, 2018).
Now, here’s the thing…
Everybody these days is skeptical about Goddamn everything. There’s some ghastly gaslighting going on a full-fledged scale.
So, I get it. I understand it. People lie all the Goddamn time about Goddamn everything. And, people lie like crazy for a dollar.
It’s hard to trust these days.
That’s just the way it is… You think Sergei’s your Goddamn Facebook friend: turns out he’s a secret agent trying to bend your brainbox!
Hey man, I don’t make reality! I just report on it like a faithful observer with semi-clear eyeballs.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is that when FindVRporn.com says “yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie…”
Well, that means that CzechVR just released yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie, man!
There ain’t no Goddamn catch.
The idea is that you watch the free movie and want a lot more of their wack-worthy VR porns…so, you subscribe.
That’s it, gentlemen.
Their latest free VR is called Special Gifts: CVR 255.
It stars Alyssa Reece, Cherry Kiss and Heidi Van Horny.
Oh, Cherry baby! Oh, Alyssa baby! Oh, Van Horny baby! Fellas are scampering for the Fleshlights, gals! And, Heidi…those bodacious boobie bouncers are making me Goddamn van horny!
They got downloads available for everything: Oculus, Gear, Go, Windows MR, Vive, Smartphone, Playstation VR, Daydream, You Get The Idea…
And, like most CVR releases, it’s high-quality VR porn.
Don’t trust me?
Everybody lies on the Internet?
All right, well the first VR porn review website doesn’t…um, I mean…just go download the Czech VR 255 – Special Gifts movie for yourself.
Happy New Year, fellas….