All right, so let’s do this thing short-and-sweet, because in life you’re supposed to be useful, and everything’s supposed to be productive, and there has to be a point to everything, and your teeth are a bit fugly, and that’s a problem in these hills, man… But, they are kinda unusually straight, fella!
So, let’s adorn ourselves luxuriously and hobknob some amber-headed hotties with pencil physiques. The kind of gals who wear yoga pants 3 sizes too small as they shake their heavenly hindquarters on your gym’s treadmill.
Friends, on the real tip, everyone wants a good price on VR porn.
I see these VR porn tube sites all over the place now. It wasn’t like that a few years ago.
It seems like half of America’s population has some sort of VR porn site these days.
Get to the point, man!
Honestly, VR porn took some big steps in 2017, but if it’s going to keep going that way, you need to get out your credit card and buy the stuff. People need SpaghettiOs®, which means they need money to fill up their cart with those sacred cans of delicious crud.
Besides that, if you want the full quality files you can either pay or illegally download, but the illegal download is a problem because money’s needed to make VR porn movies. Women need to get paid to 3D doggy rock because they need to be able to get…that’s right…their SpaghettiOs®, man.
The pornographic actresses need SpaghettiOs® to fuel/power their doggy rock adventures before the VR rig. And, pull the gal lower in the frame, Goddamnit!
Definitely, still not funny. I need to give up, man!
Deals I LIKE Christmas 2017 Earth
Missy Martinez hits a fella with textbook squatting cowgirl hoverface in a VRcosplayX horny movie
BADOINK VR
20th December – 23rd December 9.95$ on first Month
This offer can individually be used on all of their virtual projects:
BaDoinkVR, VRcosplayX, and 18VR.com
…or you could bang a midget…
WankzVR
Dahlia Sky is a fine woman and a WankzVR performer… I love stockings on a horny babe!
Horny WankzVR has got their 12 Day Christmas/New Year Special running…you can read about it with a bunch of additional and profound-pointless rambling…
…or you can click this link for the first month $14.95 unlimited access WankzVR + MilfVR…
Holy fuck me, WankzVR. Game used gear! Is that what I think it means? What does this mean fellas?
Or, you can follow a two-dimensional journey as one white guy with a passport and a camera fucks his way through Africa!
Virtual Real Porn
Nancy A in a very awesome and rarely seen VR porn position: Truncated Cowgirl!
I’ve been significantly digging the work VRP’s been releasing lately: the solo stuck in the SS zone along with the truncated cowgirl (pictured above). Why aren’t we seeing truncated cowgirl from all studios?
Anyway, Virtual Real’s got their Merry XXX-Mas Special Offer going right now.
…or you could see the traditional roles of men fucking women get reversed as gals strap on weenies and pump their boyfriends…
I don’t think CzechVR’s got one going, subscribe anyway, because they’re horny as hell. Or, you could, do a search for funny comics to cheer me up because I’m depressed during the holidays because my life sucks and the world is war, misery and nonstop greedy bullshit.
So, my friends, Merry Christmas and enjoy.