There comes a time when a man says…enough bullshit!
Whether creating and coining brand new terms (that get used by the shit talkers!) such as squatting cowgirl hoverface…or writing articles that imagine a new face fetish genre of VR porn and inspiring the launch of new studios; VRintimacy.com…
…whether single-handedly pulling off the 2015 VR Porn Movie Awards…and, don’t forget 2016… and the 12 part guide to Solo VR… and…
…and the enormously influential FindVRporn Positioning Checklist… and, yea…the Sweetspot zone explained… and publicly talking about truncated footage which now has become a standard feature of VR porn and the entire voluminous FindVRporn Standards project…
…yea, it’s time to cut the bullshit…these jerkasses talking all kinds of shit while they use terms and ideas created right here at findvrporn.com…yea, it’s time to cut the bullshit…
…whether being the first Internet coverage of WankzVR, Naughty America VR, Virtual Taboo, Stripz VR, etc… the Internet’s 1st VR porn review website, has been here since the beginning tangled-up deep like a mothafucka: tangled-up real deep and exerting an influence: it’s time to cut the bullshit…
… don’t believe the bullshit and haters and jealous sabotage asswipes… the ones always trying to get findvrporn banned off of crooked subreddits (such as Oculus NSFW which banned findvrporn for the very submissions which inspired the launch of CzechVR’s VR Intimacy studio) and similar shit… this is the 1st and the best VR porn analysis on the Internet, and if you’re wondering where you won’t get ripped-off…if you’re wondering where your money can safely be spent to bring you the horniest 3d to match your desires…then bookmark findvrporn….do not believe the bullshit!
Findvrporn.com “All the best of the best best… !! best! best!” — You look at the now 1000s of VR porn “review”-whatever sites and all you see is best best best best BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“This one’s the horniest!” “This one’s the sexiest!” “This one’s the fullest!” “This studio’s the silkiest!” “This VR porn studio’s the happiest!” “This one’s the…the silky-sexiest!!!” LOL, it’s gotten so Goddamn ridiculous, man…
Check out the sorta new Find VR Porn Digest… it’s not exactly new… it’s kinda-sorta what we been doing here all along, but it’s presented in an ADHD-friendlier, more convenient, compact version…3,2,1 countdown until every site has a VR porn digest now…May 16, 2021
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BLAST from the VR PORN PAST!
Blast from THE PAST! FUN STUFF! This is very damn interesting to read in 2021!
With a BRAND NEW preface just written…and reformatted to load and read more beautifully… You need probably a good hour to read this, but I guarantee if you’re a curious sort…and, if you’re curious about the early stages of the VR porn industry: this is a must read.
I’m not looking to sound like a bragging dick, but I honestly feel this is one of the best pieces of written VR porn content on the entire Internet. If you know of something better, leave it in the comments and I’ll write an entire feature about it.
Wondering the explicit basis of these reviews? Please see Find VR porn reviews explained.
Want to take a really fucking deep-dive into how findvrporn.com analyzes VR porn scenes? And, when I say fucking deep-dive…I mean…FUCKING DEEP-DIVE! See FindVRporn VR Porn Standards Project.
So, sure…Findvrporn.com exists in reality, just like you, where money is needed for things like sardines, electricity, and those Joe Rogan supplement pills and thus…until the Marxist thing happens where money is eliminated, and I trade you my homemade shoes for your homemade Calvin Klein tee shirt, this site does have links that could potentially earn findvrporn.com a commission: but, if you read those links, you’ll see the basis of the review judgments.
I could be like everybody else and jump-and-down about “honest reviews, man!”, but…if someone were writing dishonest reviews: you think they’d say, “Hey, man…I really hope you enjoy my dishonest reviews, guys!”
So, for anyone who’s skeptical or bored or curious, you can read all about how this site works. And, like I always say and I’ll always say, “Check how the samples look in your own headset, man…”
Amen. PS. Some people call this art form…and, yes, it is an art form! … Adult VR…so, whether you call it VR porn or you call it adult VR, just don’t hide my Oculus Quest. Yet another humor fail. IDGAF! But, I had to get the two words adult and VR in there because that’s how this idiotic shit works…
Welcome, friends, to the Internet’s first VR porn review website: FindVRporn.com, est. 2015.
This site ain’t flashy. The web design’s amateurish. The writing’s lousy. But, I do believe we’ve got some great VR porn information, analysis, insights, guidance and subscription discounts that you won’t find anywhere else on the Internet…
… Articles on this site have directly inspired the formation of new studios and influenced existing ones. Findvrporn.com articles have coined terms—squatting cowgirl hoverface, face fetish VR porn, sweetspot zone, sense of spatial correctness, etc.—that people now regularly use on message boards and subreddits. I ain’t lying. Not bragging either. I just want you to know if you’re new to VR porn and trying to figure things out, bookmark FindVRporn.com. You are at the right spot. Findvrporn published the earliest Internet coverage of Naughty America VR, Czech VR, Virtual Taboo, WankzVR, Stripz VR, Zexy, et. al. We did the 2015 and 2016 VR porn awards, which now read as these intriguing little time capsules of VR porn history. We’ll tell you the best VR porn deal in 2021. You found the right site. Bookmark.
The site’s called Find VR Porn. And, that’s the mission statement: I will help you find THE BEST VR PORN that matches your PARTICULAR SENSE OF HORNY at THE BEST PRICE. That’s it. That’s what this website does. It’s that simple. Trust me, I’ve been reviewing and following VR porn since VR porn started, and I know this shit.
To stay updated with high-quality VR porn analysis, judgments, and the latest special/exclusive deals of VR porn subscription rates, please follow FindVRporn on Twitter.
Who Needs FindVRporn.com?
This website is for people trying to figure out where their VR porn subscription dollars should go. Who’s out there? Who’s good? Who’s legit? Who has the particular content they want?
We establish a very clear, explicit standard for what constitutes great VR porn movies. There ain’t no phony upvotes or manipulation. There ain’t no mystery why some things get raved about here. You can go read the standards. It’s all there. We provide free previews. Test my impressions against your own eyeballs, man!
And, we help people find legit companies producing high-quality VR porn that best suits their desires and individual taste. How? By discussing the work in great detail, sharing (with complete permission) free preview samples and posting images, embedded videos and screenshots. The studio that best matches you likely won’t be the one that best matches the next guy. So, I help you figure out which one’s right for you.
What’s the best value VR porn deal in 2021?
Here’s part of an email I got: “What’s the best value in VR porn? I just got a Quest 2, and I’ve been Googling, but it’s confusing. I’m just a regular guy. I’m not looking for women peeing in mayo jars or anything far out. I’m just a guy who likes tits and watching hot women get banged by dudes. What’s my best VR porn deal? “
Read on for findvrporn’s answer about the best VR porn deal available right now in 2021! After that, still figuring where your VR porn bucks go? Read and bookmark: 5 Great VR Porn Movies From 2020.
Still figuring out your VR porn budget/spend? …you also MUST READ: 5 Best VR Porn Lifetime Membership Deals!
Honest to God, do yourself a favor and read, study, bookmark those articles now BEFORE you get out your credit card! Get the most mileage and wackability out of your VR porn dollar!
Follow findvrporn on Twitter right now to stay updated/advised about this tricky VR porn universe of deals, hornyness, wackability, and 3D thrills.
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Blast from the past…spoiler alert: our friends VRP rocked the hell out of this contest from yesteryear…
You got some VRporn you want covered here on findvrporn.com?
Findvrporn loves covering little studios, little underdog projects, things that get ignored…along with things that are popular and don’t get ignored. In other words, we try to cover everything possible for a little renogade findvrporn outfit. Ah shit, my brain’s…
Okay, so you want to see something here? You know something that deserves to be on findvrporn. Then use the contact form. If it’s a VR porn studio that wants stuff reviewed, include a log-in/pw when you contact, please. Also, for studios, please include a tiny bit of background info: mainly who you are, when you started, and what you’re striving for, e.g. What you think makes for effective virtual porn. Ain’t no guarantee that everything gets covered. There’s time limitations plus subjective judgment. Thanks.
Why Trust FindVRporn?
Please note—particularly in respect to prices and certain studio details —I take accuracy very damn seriously, but two things: 1. As you already know, companies can change their policies/prices when they wish, and I ain’t got no control of that. 2. I ain’t perfect…just another human capable of error.
Sometimes people think a review site like this is deceptive and renders dishonest judgments for financial gain.
I can only speak for this website.
Since the start, I’ve said: If I’d be willing to spend my own money on a subscription, I can in good conscience recommend the studio to a person seeking conventional, heterosexual virtual reality porn content. Period. Review/affiliate policy.
More than anything, I value being fair to all studios. And, if you look at the studio reviews (or any other judgment on this site), I believe you’ll feel that everybody gets a fair shake.
And, these caveats/disclaimers aren’t as necessary as they once were. Why? Because these days most studios offer free preview/trailers…even free full-lengths in some cases. Findvrporn—if you’ve read this site at all—you already know we always recommend trying out a sample before subscribing.
Life’s short. And, it mostly sucks. And, your heterosexual relationship—more likely than not—will end in heartbreak along with your financial ruin and quite likely a regular melange of misery.
Lose yourself in three-dimensional pornography while you still can.