Kayla Green lounging in Thank You
All right, friends, it’s time to talk about Kayla Green’s latest solo masturbation VR just released by Virtual Real Porn. Ah, this is an interesting one worthy of some discussion. Why?
Well, for starters: it’s filmed in black-and-white. That’s a VR porn first. Second, it’s got Kayla Green in it!
And, I like Kayla…as in… I like her A LOT!
Anyway, when Kayla’s in the VR, my man mind mushes out.
Oh, my!
There’s something about a tall, pretty blonde woman that can make a man fool out of me… pretty much every single, time I encounter one. Why is that?
Hi Kayla
I don’t know, but I also don’t picture it every changing. And, her tits are really tall! Those tits are taller than some of the fellas I see at the race track!
With a glamour gal like Kayla… a man’s concentration crumbles like a sandcastle getting kicked by a beach bully: the same bully who’s next going to kick sand in the skinny kid’s face!
And, the skinny kid’s been getting all hornied-out by the bevy of beach, bikini babes. And, now this horny, skinny kid’s got some bully badboy kicking sand in his face. But, technology to the rescue!
Suck
The skinny, sand-face goes home, plays some VR porn and abuses a Fleshlight. “Take that, Kayla!” With the advent of VR porn… you don’t need Charles Atlas anymore! You don’t need… wait for it … anyone!
Okay, moving along…
We’re talking about VRP’s latest effort: it’s called Thank You. And, it stars Kayla Green. And, friends, Kayla’s the type of woman… oh, never mind. I already kind of did that.
This movie has a synopsis that mentions something about a famous Internet forum solving a crime. Honestly, I don’t care about that. This is a Kayla Green solo VR in black-and-white. That’s what I’m going to discuss.
Kayla double dildo suck
You know, I’ve seen that this movie’s elicited some negative responses online. It seems some folks think that the black-and-white messes up immersion, etc. Well, what about the folks who are colorblind? Huh? What about them! Or, are those sentiments just more of the same anti-colorblind racism!
Colorblind lives matter!
Okay, kidding, kidding. On the black-and-white topic, I don’t think there’s a right answer. It just depends how it strikes you. I loved it. For me, it creates an ethereal, other-worldly feel. And, I just damn enjoyed having Kayla’s gorgeous gal face hovering in black-and-white above me.
Oh, those gigantics!
It stirred a feeling of nostalgic glamour: intrinsically tied-into the whole Marilyn Monroe vibe and all of the complicated emotions that accompany that… a sense of fantasy! That’s kind of what I’m trying to say… It’s hard to put into words. But, it’s my job to put it in words!
Well, VR porn is all about fantasy. And, the black-and-white 3D video gives the fantasy a different flavor: more imaginary. More disconnected. It’s a lot of fun. I’m hoping VRP releases more black-and-white VRs! I truly mean that!
In all aspects of life, you have to experiment sometimes. And, once in a while you even hit the target. This one hits the target!!
Oh, baby baby!
All right, so when I review these VR porns, there are three main variables I consider:
1. The woman: her appearance, performance, passion, etc.
2. The virtual scaling: do things look right?
3. How the camera and gal are positioned: location of woman and cameras… are there enough close-ups? That’s a major factor…
All right, so bearing that in mind, let’s summarize what VRP did right in this movie:
1. Kayla Green: enough said…well, chances are I will say more.
2. The black-and-white: like I mentioned, I’d love to see more VR porns filmed this way.
Kayla plunges dildo
3. The scaling was on-point: even the frame’s top looked good. VRP, you folks are nailing this…
4. Kayla’s face: there were moments where Kayla’s face was hovering above the viewer’s POV, and that felt right. Well done.
5. The palm trees in the background: what a great way to facilitate an imaginative, VR flight!
6. Kayla down doggy: oh, God! What a dream …
7. Kayla in thigh-high stockings: oh, God! She looks good in lingerie!
8. The distance: nice.
9. Kayla’s dildo work: filled with finesse!
10. Those gigantic Kayla nipples!!!!!
Wanna doggy you, Kayla
What could have been done better?
1. More close-up time spent on Kayla’s face.
2. More close-ups on Kayla’s body.
3. I’m presuming Russian is Kayla’s naive language? Let her talk a bit in her language. It doesn’t matter that English viewers won’t understand it… don’t you see? It’s HORNY!
All things considered, this might be my favorite VRP release to date. And, about all that’s left is your declaration: