February 25, 2016
All right, friends, today we’ll consider Virtual Real Porn’s latest release, French Class, starring the beautiful Anna Polina with Adrian Dimas.
And, when I say the beautiful Anna Polina… I’m not just calling her beautiful for the heck of it. Friends, this is a nice piece of woman.
You guys want tldr summaries. Here you go:
This virtual porn movie features hot-Anna Polina being super horny! The amount of close-up time on Anna’s beautiful face was brilliant: so was the distance. The lighting could have been better. Otherwise, excellent.
Okay, so… let’s see how the VRP boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
“The hot Anna Polina fucks you: now in 60 frames per second! Feel her wet pussy better than ever with our new mind-blowing technology. In this scene, Anna is giving you the most intense, funny and hot french class.”
Indeed, friends. 21st century technology is a great thing. It’s making it progressively easier for a man to completely avoid actual human women. And, let’s face it, friends. Let’s be honest. A lot of fellas are nervous these days about marriage and long-term relationships…
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: Look, when you eliminate all the civilized niceties, men like beautiful women who make their weenies naturally stiffen. Hey, I appreciate a stimulating conversation, also… but, I appreciate a beautiful gal more. So, the woman’s evaluated upon beauty, passion, performance, etc.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Or, is the woman’s head the size of a croissant while her body’s like the Eiffel Tower?
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Anna Polina: you know, I was previously unfamiliar with Anna. And, the first remark must concern the extreme beauty of this gal’s face. You know, I just worship a beautiful gal face.
Also, Anna goes through a tutor routine in her French accent that’s simply off the horny scale.
2. Anna’s black panties: when Anna kicks up her stocking leg and the viewer sees her black, big girl thong jammed-up her ass… HORNY!
3. Anna’s suck skills: Anna sucks cock… not like a gal who loves sucking… but, like a gal who loves making her man happy. Excellent. This might be the first VR blowjob footage that held my interest.
4. Scaling: was just fine. This is usually the case with VRP. The cowgirl and BJ distance was excellent. And, there was so much CLOSE-UP TIME SPENT ON ANNA’s beautiful face. That’s what makes this a video that will be rewatched. Excellent work, VRP!!!!
5. Lots of sex configurations: You know what else… even the reverse cowgirl in this was somehow HORNY! Weird, because that usually doesn’t do much for me… but, Anna grinds her cowgirl ass like an enthusiastic hooker… she doggies like an absolute nympho … and, missionary like a… wait for it… total whore!
6. Lighting: the only flaw in this movie is that the lighting could have been better. It’s still a highly-enjoyable movie. But, both the lighting and the color could be improved.
All things considered, a very horny release. And, VRP: give us more Anna Polina! You hear me! The people want an Anna Polina solo with many close-ups on her face and an extended, close-up panty tease section.
Excellent, man. Oui, oui?
And, now it’s your time to declare: