February 29, 2016
All right friends, how is everyone? Today we’ll be discussing BaDoink’s brand new virtual porn, At Your Service, starring Ms. Aina Smith.
Oh, Aina! That almost sounds like something you’d yell when you slam your finger in the door. But, you’ll see…
I’ll tell you what friends: a pretty-faced blonde with skinny legs snuggled in black, thigh-high stockings… the kind with the fancy embroidery at the top.
Well, friends, that’s enough to get this man motor purring.
Behold the picture BaDoink posted… I mean… behold, man!
I mean… you tell me that you don’t want to mount this blonde and keep mounting until… wait for it… your mounting mechanism just won’t mount anymore!
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the Badoink boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
Aina, your waitress, feels terrible about spilling the wine and she’ll do anything to make you happy. Granted, climbing naked on the table and masturbating may not be the usual response, but it’s certainly the best service we’ve seen in a while! BaDoink VR's synopsis for At Your Service
All right, sounds groovy.
I’ve had gals spill all sorts of substances on me… step on my foot… hell, in one case a gal accidentally broke my toe (long story)…
…and, ain’t none of the gals felt obligated to shove their doggy in my face.
What am I doing wrong, man!
It don’t matter. Let’s just keep going here…
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the microphone to Lady Gaga. Oh man, another lousy analogy. And, let’s face it: Gaga’s just another marketing genius who’s fundamentally damaged. Anyway… In Vrs, the woman matters… like… A LOT!
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a table and her torso’s like a wine bottle… well, it just makes things a little … weird.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Aina Smith: you know… with porn—this is obvious—but, you’ve got to like the girl. And, for me: Aina’s HORNY! She’s got the look and body type that makes junior salute.
I mean… I like a skinny blonde gal with a pretty face and toothpick legs. That’s my type, man!
2. Cowgirling: Aina cowgirling (leaning-in) is what makes this VR worth the admission price. There’s segments there that you can loop or just keep rewinding back. There’s instants where her face is close: but you still can FOV her entire, glorious body. And, that’s just what you want….
I don’t want to get into another wack chat here… besides, these Merry Frolic boys seem to have that domain
pretty well covered…
3. Aina stripping, fondling, making horny faces: that describes the movie’s beginning… and, that works for me, mate. At instants, Aina shoves that big face at the camera. And, that was great. Just, as usual, wanted more of that…
All things considered, if you like the looks of Aina, you’ll find some fappable moments in here. Will watch again.