Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, it’s Sunday, and you’ve got your T.J. Hooker dvds lined-up for today’s entertainment. And, you’re aching to see Captain Kirk act like an idiot. So, here’s your article summary.
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like … never mind! The woman’s very important… let’s just say that!
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional?
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras.
Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
CLOSE-UPS ARE DESIRED!
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Vinna and Natalie: hey, you’re an adult man, right? Hey, you ain’t blind, right? Well, you take a look at these young blondes! Enough said!
2. CzechVR gives us 16 minutes of lesbian action playing at 60 fps. And, these gals do… um… lesbian stuff! What does lesbian stuff mean?
- Natalie gets dildo doggy
- Vinna gets dildo missionary
3. Tight camera work: This is a must-see VR because of Vinna getting missionary-dildoed by Natalie. Good close-up camera work there.
There’s a hot section of Natalie getting dildoed-doggy. Great stuff! And I’m making up words, too!
This is HORNY! All it needed was an extended close-up on these gals’ faces. Now, there was some close-up angles where they were kissing. However, they should just hold the camera on their faces for a few minutes while they don’t do anything.
That’s it. Great stuff. And, I repeat: HORNY, HORNY, HORNY! I need to go back to Prague, man!I want to fuck these Czech gals as they do lesbian stuff!!!