March 16, 2016
All right, friends, today we’ll take a look at Virtual Real Porn’s latest release, Spanish Love: starring Lilyan Red and the VR-prolific, Miguel Zayas.
Now, I was previously unfamiliar with Lilyan Red. As for ole Miguel, this hombre’s been pumping his VR-dipstick in pootanannies from Peoria to Peru! But, Lilyan… what do we really know about her! Who are you?
What Do We Know About Lilyan?
She’s a redhead beauty! What else is there to know, man?
This VR falls into the Teen VR category. I always feel a little weird typing out the expression teen porn. But, the idea is that it’s legal for eighteen or nineteen-year-old people to be porn performers… and, many man-consumers fantasize about women of that age… and, there you have it… TEEN PORN, MAN!!!!
But, honestly… it’s all about fantasy, anyway… Because, in porn, a teen’s often in her twenties irl… and, sometimes a MILF is in her twenties, too!
Oh, man… porn’s a trip, man!
What I really don’t get is the GILF grandma stuff… just don’t understand that.
Or this scat stuff… What’s wrong with people?
It’s a sick world, man!
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the VRP boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited): You and your girlfriend are alone at the pub. Nobody’s watching. So, what will you do? Yes, we’re thinking the same thing: FUCK HER.
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
Here’s a summary…
Lilyan’s a cute and skinny redhead gal with perky lil beanbags. The cowgirl footage is great and immediate, but the movie could have used some more sexual positioning. But, man… does Lily ever bounce her reverse cow with gusto!
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the magic board to John King.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a bar stool and her torso’s like a bar spoon… well, it just doesn’t work. But, I am getting thirsty, man!
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Lilyan Red: She’s a cute, young thang. I like skinny redheads with pretty faces and round asses.
2. The cowgirl scaling: was great. Lilyan’s cowgirl bouncing was very in-your-face immediate. It felt right.
3. Lilyan’s accent: HORNY!
4. Positioning: Like mentioned, the cowgirl was great. But, another position could have been included. But, man oh man… does this gal ever bounce her reverse cowgirl with enthusiasm. You wouldn’t last, man!
5. The lighting: you know, I think the lighting could have been a little better.
All things considered, pretty horny stuff.