Meet Thy Neighbor
All right, friends, today we’ll consider BaDoinkVR’s latest effort: Pumping, Jumping and Humping… starring the exotic knock-out, Zenda Sexy and … David Mistral. Let’s just do this thing…
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the BaDoink boys describe their latest effort:
The beautiful Zenda Sexy is the girl next door — no, literally, she’s your next door neighbor. So when her basketball goes over the fence and into your yard, she decides to pay you a visit to pick it up. She might seem shy at first, but she’s got no problem jumping on your trampoline… BaDoinkVR's synopsis for Pumping, Jumping and Humping
All right, so if you read this blog, you know that personally… I’m not much for complex plots in VRs, but I do like a juicy context: and this synopsis seems as promising as a carton of Tropicana.
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, I know you good folks have got pick-up games of basketball to get to … A recent study by the Harvard Sexuality Review showed that VR porn viewers, on average, are 32% more athletic than 2D porn enthusiasts…
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a deflated volleyball and her torso’s like a race track… well, it just doesn’t work. And, my similes don’t really work either… as you can see…
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Zenda Sexy: all right, Zenda’s rather… wait for it… sexy. But, for reals… this is a good-looking piece of woman. I like the skinny body, dark hair… and, I especially like those natural and quite sizeable funbags, man!
Now, that’s a gal you could fall in love with… or, at least funbags a fella could develop an attachment to…
Seriously, though, something else about Zenda… She’s got a slight bit of crazy in her eyes, man! You know what I’m talking about… that crazy glint.
It’s hard to verbalize. It’s hard to pinpoint.
2. File size: I usually don’t put file size on this list. But, as the VR videos keep gaining weight, it’s time to say a few words about that…
This Gear file weighs a healthy 3.6 GB. The Oculus is a whopping 5.5 GB. Generally speaking, I like seeing a big file size: it suggests clarity. I just download them using 4G, but I’ll tell you… even with my 4G it’s taking a bit these days.
3. Cowgirl footage: You know, I often make cowgirl complaints, but when it’s filmed like this… it’s all good, man!
They directed Zenda well.
Either that or the gal just knows how to VR!
Because, she’s leaning forward at you… leaning back… leaning in… back… in… the stunt cock pumping hard… Zenda leaning in… that Zenda face hovering above yours… KAPOW… The leaning-in cowgirl is pure Goddess.
4. Scale: yep, BaDoink is putting forth such a realistic scale these days. The test of this is simply whether it feels right. And, it feels right.
5. 3D, sound, color: yea, all that was on-point. As I keep mentioning, this new BaDoink camera equipment does a great job. This movie is visually beautiful. The clarity and crispness of this movie is spectacular.
It’s really held up because I’ve gone back and appreciated the visual quality of this a few times.
6. Close-ups: the good part was Zenda sticking her face close while being a cowgirl. That was brilliant! And, there’s a section where she’s shoving her backside at the camera for a while. As always, I’d like it if they gave us a few minutes of close-up time on the woman’s face.
There seems to be a natural resistance to this: I think because we’ve all been sort of conditioned to think that when the camera’s rolling, something needs to be happening.
After all, when filming starts, somebody yells: “Action!” I think it’s sort of hard to internalize that in a VR porn, it’s okay for there not to be what we traditionally think of as action.
My only complaint here would be more close-up time on Zenda’s face.
7. All things considered: I will watch this Zenda cowgirl footage again. Probably later tonight…I wanna pump and hump Zenda! And play basketball with her! But, mostly pump and hump…