Update: Rest in Peace August Ames
Hi friends, today we’ll consider Virtual Sexology with August Ames: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys.
This stars, of course, the beautiful August Ames: your tan-lined teacher gal!
And, friends… I’m kind of intrigued. This ain’t your typical VR porn movie. No, sir.
BaDoinkVR again shows their innovation: enlisting Ms. August Ames to visually demonstrate the narrator’s array of sexual instruction and advice.
And, let’s face it… August is perfect for this role!
Oh, man… BaDoinkVR getting educational on us!
Now, we generally joke a bit in these reviews… but, this August Ames effort is a fairly serious video.
This ain’t like a VR where a fella’s bucking away on his buxom maid… or getting cowgirled by a sex-crazed mom.
This genuinely is a sex education—one might say sex therapy—video in virtual reality.
This is a first.
No doubt over the next few years this genre will get quite popular. I could also see this type of thing being well-suited for augmented reality.
Augmented reality will truly alter conventional, real life sexual behavior: but, that’s a topic for another day.
Let’s take a look at the opening graphic text of the movie (click for bigger image):
Okay, so that first graphic says,
Oh, man… believe me: I need to instill some relaxation into my system! Believe me on that one!
Let’s look at the next one (click for bigger image):
Okay, that graphic says,
Oh, gosh… my lousy world could use some enhancing!
Okay, let’s take a look at our teacher:
Oh, Jesus… I like the looks of teacher lady.
Teacher, can we start with you demonstrating the proper way for me to squeeze your boobie boppers?
All right, seriously: I do see potential educational benefit with these type of videos.
I could honestly imagine this video helping a fella who suffers from anxiety-related sexual dysfunction (eg. impotence, premature ejaculation, etc.)
Because, especially in the case of premature ejaculation… let’s face it… the shame discourages many fellas from seeking help.
Hell, I’d say the same applies to weeping weenie scenarios: also known as erectile dysfunction.
The shame and embarrassment is intense! Um… uh… this is what my research indicates, man! My… research!
But, you know… I did learn something astounding and quite disturbing that suggests the BaDoinkVR boys are on the right track.
What did I learn?
Well, that “5 to 20% of men in the world have moderate-to-severe ED.” And, “approximately 18 million Americans suffer from” weenie stiffie inadequacy.
Now, to be fair… if Ms. Ames spread-eagled for a fella… I could imagine a rocket ship firing prematurely…
It’d be a challenge to keep your fuel in the tank!
I mean… August’s panties drop… and… it’s… instant blastoff, man!
Let’s do this thing…
Title: Virtual Sexology with August Ames
Release Date: August 3, 2016
Stars: August Ames, stunt cock, narrarator
Length: 42 minutes
Main sex positions: Masturbation (female), handjob, blowjob, missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, educational VR porn, sex teacher VR, sex therapy VR
Formats: Oculus 60fps 8.7GB; Gear VR 60fps 3.7GB; Cardboard HQ 60fps 4.4GB +LQ 30fps 3GB.
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
1. … are fans of August Ames and/or drop dead gorgeous, skinny women
2. … are looking for sexual instruction/lessons in virtual reality
3. … are struggling with some type of sexual dysfunction such as premature ejaculation or anxiety-related impotence
4. … are looking for some high-quality, very immediate feeling missionary and doggy VR
5. … are looking for technically competent VR porn
6. … it should be clarified that although this movie has an educational dimension: it still features legit and horny footage of August banging good and proper…
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how BaDoinkVR describes this latest educationally horny August VR:
Starring super-starlet August Ames, and produced with the help of a certified sex therapist, this program bridges the gap separating education from entertainment.
During the eight-segment course, you’ll learn valuable techniques to increase stamina, refine lovemaking skills and push you to the head of the class in the bedroom!
This virtual sexology is good stuff!
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, other factors are considered; though, they tend to be mentioned when there’s a problem with them.
And, in an unusual VR like this, it’s also appropriate to evaluate it based upon its educational/therapeutic strengths and weaknesses. And… how well the narration was executed. I’ll tell you: the narrator did a fine job in this one.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
Let’s first get the technical part out of the way. As usual, BaDoinkVR excels in shooting professional, competent virtual sex scenes. The scaling feels right. The clarity, 3D effect, sound and lighting is fine.
And, the BaDoink boys got the camera tight on Ms. Ames. Thus, the sexual positioning had the desired immediate feel. In particular, they did a nice job with the missionary.
My criticism concerns the light-colored room which doesn’t provide much contrast against August’s light features. But, hey… I ain’t Stevie Spielberg… what do I know?
So, suffice to say: August is obviously sexy and she was filmed professionally.
Educational/Sex Therapy VR
This type of movie could be helpful in a therapeutic setting. It seems a sex therapist could certainly use it as a tool.
However, it’s being offered to BaDoinkVR subscribers, and they’re subscribing to see beautiful women get fucked in VR porn movies.
So, BaDoinkVR’s main challenge is creating an educational video that also satisfies the VR porn pervs. And, they succeeded. August’s sex is authentically horny!!!
What sets this movie apart from the rest—as discussed—is its educational/sex therapy function. Sexual dysfunction and bedroom problems are more prevalent among men than many think.
And, August is a great instructor! In the picture below, it’s explained that August’s leg position allows for a deeper penetration and stimulation.
So, my first question about this type of thing is… Does it address a real need?
And, yes… it does. We’ve already considered the prevalence of penis problems. Additionally, this movie also discusses general sexual functioning, the advantages of different sexual positions, anxiety, relaxation, breathing techniques, intimacy, masturbation and methods to delay orgasm.
My next question: Does it successfully address that need?
I think it does. The narrative voice provides a lot of information and August demonstrates along.
I think this movie could appeal to two different audiences:
1. Porn fans who want horny 3D footage of August badoinking.
2. And, fellas who are seeking to expand their sexual knowledge.
Very interesting concept.
And, all that’s left is your declaration:I want August Ames to get naked and teach me! NOW!!!