Erotic Storytime with BaDoinkVR Beta

Hi friends, today we’ll consider a rather unusual VR porn release, SFW – Erotic Alcove with Sienna Knight: just released by the BaDoinkVR Beta boys.

Okay.

Damn fine! And, we’ll discuss that further in a bit…

And…

This release compels me to formulate a somewhat revised reviewing method.

Also, something about this release has inspired some musing on my part.

Musing about what?

…about the intended audience for this new VR porn genre.

So, if you don’t feel like musing along with me… well, hell… just give the musing a try.

Let’s do this thing…

Official Movie Synopsis:

Not all erotic VR is visual, and while watching the beautiful Sienna Knight is very pleasing on the eyes, it’s her sexy voice and seductive tone while she reads graphically filthy stories that’ll do it for you.

Erotic Alcove is one of BaDoink’s new approaches to VR porn.

Sit back, watch and listen to the alluring Sienna in full virtual reality as she reads Dream Date, a powerfully alluring story of anonymous sex that’ll please all of your senses.

Okay, we’re getting a very different sort of VR here…

Let’s look at the details:

Specs

Studio: BaDoinkVR Beta
Title: SFW – Erotic Alcove with Sienna Knight
Release Date: August 16, 2016
Stars: Sienna Knight
Length: 11 minutes
Main sex positions: Clothed woman reading erotic fantasy story
Formats: Mobile LQ; Mobile HQ; Oculus HQ; Samsung LQ
Genre: Erotic fantasy VR porn, erotic reading VR, literary VR porn, romance novel VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7

This Sienna Knight VR will probably appeal to men and women for different reasons/ I’ll just list a few thoughts:

1. … fans of Sienna Knight.
2. … looking for a very innovative VR porn
3. … looking for a VR porn that requires imaginative fantasizing
4. … fans of literary porn/romance novels who want to see how this translates into virtual reality

Okay, so…

This stars a demure version of Ms. Sienna Knight: holding pen and manuscript—dressed in a conservative fashion—while reading an erotic story to the viewer.

We’ve chronicled BaDoinkVR’s previous innovative tendencies. The truth is that the BaDoink boys have periodically strayed from porn’s conventional template since they started releasing these VRs.

To illustrate with a recent example, see August Ames in an educational/instructive VR porn.

For earlier examples, see Blondie getting harassed by that no-good bastard Big Man or domination craziness with Mistress Minerva, Nora Barcelona and Dog.

So, when I say innovative tendencies: honestly, I ain’t just tossing out a cute little catchphrase to trick a fella into clicking on something.

The BaDoinkVR boys have a tendency to occasionally venture into uncharted terrain.

And, I like that!

Because, even when an effort misses, it’s still interesting. Additionally, sometimes the mark is hit…

And, if the mark ain’t hit, maybe the failed attempt helps increase the next attempt’s horny level…

So, what we get in this 11 minute VR movie is a clothed Sienna Knight reading an erotic tale: involving a masturbating waitress subsequently fucking the irresistible motorcycle man.

So, my first question about this type of release: Who is the intended audience?

Now, without getting into a hair-splitting discussion: we can say BaDoinkVR’s majority audience has been heterosexual males. I think that’s a safe presumption.

So, I wonder: Is this erotic storytelling VR aimed at the existing majority: the heterosexual, male audience?

Now, I ain’t citing any studies here, but I know the main audience for traditional “romance novels” is women.

As often heard, men are mostly visual; while women have more of the imaginative/cerebral apparatus involved in their horny. Yes, I’m being too brief, but this ain’t a novel, folks!

But, I do want to provide a decent analysis for those interested.

So, if BaDoinkVR releases a movie of Kagney Karter badoinking some well-hung stud: well, the targeted audience is pretty clear.

But… Who are the BaDoink boys going after with these unusual efforts: like instructional/educational VR and romance story VRs?

I think in both cases, the BaDoink boys are attempting to expand their base.

In the first instance, it could be young men, educational institutions or even women who want their fellas to up their hump game.

In the second case—the romance story VR— I’m thinking the target skews towards women.

Why do I think the intended audience might mainly be women?

Okay, I try hard to be honest in these reviews. And, the truth is… what we have here is a fully clothed, female porn star reading a romance story.

Now, honestly… I imagine a few fellas will dig this. But, I have a hard time picturing a lot of men preferring this style of porn over conventional, hide-the-salami hardcore VR complete with naked, bouncing boobie boppers, etc.

However, I could definitely imagine this type of cerebral talk fantasy inspiring some gals to let their fingers do the walking.

Additionally, we’re not without precedent here. You may recall a while back the BaDoink boys released a VR from a gal’s point of view: yea, as Mr. Otto pumped away on her.

So…

This audience question matters for several reasons. First of which: I must determine a fair framework to evaluate such work.

In the typical man/gal VR doinking, it’s worked well to consider three primary areas: the woman, scaling, and positioning aspects.

Obviously that framework needs to be retooled for this review.

And, the reviewing factors hinge upon the targeted audience.

That’s why I’m speculating…

Now, I’m going to be completely honest with you: this release doesn’t do it for me, personally. And, that’s okay. I’m thinking that it’s not supposed to do it for me. For me, BaDoinkVR provides the gorgeous Blake Eden cowgirling in a nun get-up!

And, it’s important to note: these storytelling VRs are in addition to the regular releases.

In other words, if a fella’s paying for a monthly subscription, he still gets the expected, weekly release featuring a cowboy bucking a beautiful porn gal.

So, nobody can feel cheated. The erotic talking stuff is a bonus on top of what you’re paying for… I want to emphasize that these beta romance stories are strictly a bonus.

So, if a fella doesn’t get all hornied-up over the erotic storytelling, I don’t see he has any real grounds to complain. Simply skip it…

All right, with all that being said… I’m going to still presume this release aims mainly for a female audience.

Maybe I’m wrong on that. I don’t know. But, it’s the only explanation that makes sense to me.

Now, I do think this template could be slightly retooled and made hornier for a hetero fella. Without a doubt! But, that would require a different costume (or no costume), definitely a different story read to the viewer, different camera techniques, etc.

And, that we didn’t get those tweaks also suggests that this is aimed at VR-porn-watching-gals. Are there any VR gals out there? Well, there must be a few…

So, what does this Sienna Knight release do?

Well, the camera stays close to Sienna. And, she’s holding a pen and a manuscript. And, she reads the romantic/erotic tale.

And, that’s basically the movie.

Now, I’m not being brief in a dismissive way. But, what you get is a competent camera holding a fairly tight shot on Sienna as she reads the erotic story.

Sienna’s delivery seems fine, but I really need to think about how to evaluate an erotic storytelling dialogue.

But, if my audience presumption is correct, wouldn’t it make more sense for the VR to feature some sort of handsome, tough guy reading the romance story?

Would the female VR porn viewer really want to look at a fully-clothed, 3D woman reading the story?

And, does a hetero dude want a fully-clothed gal reading the story?

I don’t know. This is brand new. Figuring out how to think about it…

And, if it’s geared towards men, then… for starters… why isn’t Sienna naked or at least in lingerie or something?

Because, I’ll tell you what… Ms. Sienna Knight is one seriously premium, fine piece of woman to work with! To illustrate this point, simply look at the picture to the left! Oh, yea! Give me that in a storytelling VR!!!!

So, this first beta effort leaves me with some questions.

But, as mentioned: if you have a BaDoinkVR sub or are considering one: you still get all the male-female, 3D fucking that you paid for…

In conclusion, I’d say… if you like literary porn… romance novels… or if your sense of the horny inflames over verbal things that beckon your imaginative resources and imagery; then, this is something you should definitely consider.

Also: I’m very curious to see where BaDoinkVR takes this new VR porn genre. I do, indeed, see a lot of horny possibilities with it.