Hi friends, today we’ll consider She Cums With The House: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys.
This stars the bodacious, brunette starlet…the Neon Lolita: Ms. Aidra Fox.
Oh, Aidra baby!
I wanna buy a house or a building or a bridge or something!
I ain’t gonna lie, folks. I think Ms. Fox is in a distinct elite of porn gals.
Well, she’s obviously a looker. But, the truth is there’s a lot of beauties in porn.
What sets Aidra apart is her authentic passion and unique ability to project an intense, sexual urgency.
Or… maybe the gal’s just a nympho. Just kidding.
Seriously though, she does deliver one of the more genuine VR performances. I ain’t bullshitting you, man!
This is a gal who intuitively understands VR eye contact.
And, perhaps what this VR demonstrates most effectively is how eye contact transforms VR from a spectator affair into the immersively-horny experience it’s meant to be.
Let’s do this thing…
Title: She Cums With The House
Release Date: August 18, 2016
Stars: Aidra Fox
Length: 25 minutes
Main sex positions: Blowjob, handjob, female masturbation, kissing, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, various close-ups, missionary on side
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.7GB ; Mobile HQ 2.6GB ; Oculus HQ 5.2GB ; Samsung HQ 3.4GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
Official Movie Synopsis:
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, let me add: there are many other factors considered.
Truth is that everything’s considered… however, a lot of that stuff mainly gets mentioned when there’s a problem with it.
For example, sound is very important to movies. And, BaDoinkVR always has excellent sound: so, I may not mention it.
The major variables are scale, position and the woman. If a professional VR porn studio points a high-quality rig close to a pretty and enthusiastic porn star, things are more likely to veer towards Arousal Avenue.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Aidra Fox: Well, friends… take a look for yourselves.
Let’s pretend the devil appeared and said, “Punch your best friend in the face ten times and you get a naked tumble with Ms. Fox.” Well, my friend better duck.
Aidra has a special, sexual energy.
I’ve been writing this: having difficulty putting this dynamic into words.
There’s an energy: almost a sense of intangible delirium. Whatever you call it: it’s exactly what you want in a porn actress!
The most important aspect: this libidinal force projects authenticity.
And, that’s the key!
That’s what’s rare. Her performance feels real. I ain’t just tossing words. I’m being straight with you, folks. There’s a realness, a need, a desperation, an energy…
You know… there ain’t nothing like the real thing. And, when you encounter it… you know it. This gal loves being filmed fucking. It’s that simple. And, it results in a high-quality final product.
2. Aidra’s acting: also ain’t bad. There probably ain’t an Academy Award waiting, but she pulls off the opening monologue competently: explaining you’re a beautiful man destined for greatness… and, your wife can’t see that!
And ain’t that always the case! Wifey takes the beautiful, great, house-purchasing man for granted!
Oh, man… this definitely is a porn fantasy!
Ah, great stuff.
3. Aidra’s ass in a tight skirt as she goes up the stairs: Let’s be honest, folks. What man doesn’t like a beautiful woman with a heavenly ass strangled by a tight skirt?
I mean… let’s just be real!
Now, in polite company, when asked what qualities you’re looking for in a gal, you probably aren’t going to say, “Oh, a beautiful ass that looks horny in a skirt!”
But, you know you’re thinking that!
Now, here’s my criticism: I would have liked BaDoinkVR to have spent more close-up time on Aidra when she was dressed in her professional, real estate outfit.
I also know that there are other consumers who feel the same.
Now, this is pervy terrain, but I recall when Zoe Doll walked-up the staircase in a previous BaDoinkVR.
I also thought an opportunity was missed by not spending more time with this vantage point.
What they need to do is point the VR rig at Aidra’s backside and release a 30 minute VR of callipygian brilliance as she walks around the house.
4. Aidra’s natural boobie boppers: not too big, not too small, droopy-bouncy-wiggly-waggly in just the right, wonderful way.
5. Scaling: Felt right.
6. General clarity: Excellent.
7. 3D, sound, color, light: All good. And, most importantly the lighting was on-point. Proper lighting makes all the difference in these 3D movies! Along with good contrast.
I ain’t Stevie Spielberg, so I really don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, but I don’t understand why—given Aidra’s complexion—they don’t put dark sheets on the bed for a more pronounced contrast.
Like I said… I ain’t Stevie Spielberg, man!
8. General story line: Well, if you’re a fella who likes a little narrative fantasy in your porn: I think the whole unexpected fucking of the beautiful real estate agent might get the man motor murmuring.
9. Positioning: Some interesting stuff going on in this one.
First point: Aidra understands VR eye contact!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea, that’s a lot of explanations… I mean, exclamations, man!
Most interesting: this movie offered—the rare in VR—doinking of Aidra while on her side.
Additionally, the blowjob footage was so much more engaging than usual. That’s attributable to Aidra’s enthusiasm and projected desperation.
The cowgirl was off the chain horny. Why? Because the footage was so up-close, immediate feeling.
I even liked the reverse cowgirl.
VR kissing was sprinkled about here and there. This makes a good movie great. It’s technically challenging, I know, with the alignment. But, the studios should just do it: because even when technically imperfect, it’s still a horny element.
There were intense close-ups of Ms. Fox’s hooha along with her inspired self rub-a-dub-dub.
In my humble opinion, there could have been even more close-up time on Aidra’s gorgeous gal face.
The best part was the last several minutes which closed the film with a handjob which again projected Aidra’s sizzling, sexual insatience for a man’s procreative payload. That moment should be watched by every VR porn fan.
Overall, this is a winner for a simple reason: it combined an intense porn performance with excellent VR equipment operated by folks who know what they’re doing.
I fucking want to meet a… wait for it… Aidra type of gal…on her side…naked… with a leg up in the air…