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Wacking With Kylie

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Hi friends, today we’ll consider enJOI Kylie’s Solo: just released by BaDoinkVR.

This stars the curvy, blonde cutie: Ms. Kylie Page. I’ll be honest with you fellas: this young lady made a rather favorable impression in her last VR appearance: a Real Teens VR feature.

Now, if you’d like a little visual proof for this claim, I offer you this:

Oh, Kylie baby! I like you… as in, I like you… A LOT!

Now, today’s release has tweaked my curiosity meter a bit more than usual.

Why?

Well, because it’s presented as a VR JOI offering.

Now, you may be wondering: What does JOI stand for?

Friends, JOI is an acronym for jerk off instructions: also called jerk off encouragement.

Whatever you call it… it’s a niche that absolutely breaks the pervy meter.

Basically, it’s a video of a bodacious babe talking a fella through his willy-wank session.

Yea, I said it was pervy, but we’re adults: and, let’s just be honest. Humans masturbate using porn.

I mean… so it shall always be! The cavemen were wanking to drawings on cave walls. The drawings were done by talented cavemen artists: and, they featured cavewomen with exaggerated cave gal boobie boppers.

A few years from now, you’ll be wanking to an augmented Pamela Anderson whose on your bed in that damn horny red swimsuit.

Men have masturbated since the beginning of time. And, they’ll be tugging their tugboats until we all go up in a mushroom cloud. I didn’t design the universe, man!

So, why not get meta and have the video gal acknowledge the viewer’s wank process and assist.

All right, maybe I’m using the term meta wrong, but I had to try! It’s just such a cool and popular term these days.

Now, some realized a while ago that JOI meeting VR is sort of like when Joanie first laid eyes upon young Chachi.

Now, Chachi has turned out to be a real mental case, and that wasn’t a very good example, but the idea is that jerk off encouragement seems like such a perfect fit for virtual reality…

And, many—myself included—have been surprised the VR studios didn’t immediately start cranking out these glorious perversions.

I mean… it seems so obvious. If a VR porn studio emerged right now and released nothing but JOI VR: they’d be—as the kids say—rolling in the Benjamins.

I think… maybe… the scarcity of the JOI videos might possibly be because they’re difficult to pull off.

I’m not sure if I’m right… but, I’m thinking from the dramatic/actress dimension: these JOI videos are tough.

Maybe I’m totally wrong. But, I’m thinking it’s damn difficult.

It’s probably easy to overlook the dramatic challenge that the JOI poses to the actress. And, I ain’t being facetious here. I’m serious…

These JOI efforts are just a gal talking to a camera: and, think about it… this has got to be one of the most dramatically demanding types of porn performances.

Anyway, some studios have previously labeled a movie JOI: without quite delivering the genuine, jerk off instruction goods.

See, a real, genuine JOI features a gal saying things like, “Okay, stroke your cock harder, harder… cum for me…” You get the idea.

For a reference, see this Sophie Strauss video:

Oh, Sophie baby! Me love you long time!

I’ll tell you what… honestly… while watching my first VR, I thought to myself, “Oh, man. They’ve got to get Sophie Strauss doing these!”

Sophie Strauss

The JOI master: Sophie Strauss

If I ran a studio, it’d be mandatory the gal watch a few Sophie Strauss videos before the JOI shoot. I wouldn’t be an authoritarian dick about it!

I’d just be like, “Hi there. Would you like an iced tea? Would you like to watch a few Sophie Strauss videos before your shoot?”

Also, unless the JOI instructor is a Penny Pax type of gal, I’d say some scripted dialogue would help.

It’s unrealistic to think a woman—particularly a really young woman—would get the subterranean man mind…

Anyway, anyway…

So, I’m wondering: Is BaDoinkVR going to give us a 100% authentic JOI VR in which Ms. Page is explicitly instructing the fella to strangle his trouser snake?

Let’s do this thing and find out…

Specs

Studio: BaDoinkVR
Title: enJOI Kylie’s Solo
Release Date: September 1, 2016
Stars: Kylie Page
Length: 26 minutes
Main sex positions: Talking mixed with various posing: missionary, doggy, seated along with an array of close-ups
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.9GB ; Mobile HQ 2.8GB ; Oculus/Vive HQ 5.5GB ; Samsung HQ 3.7GB.
Genre: Solo VR porn, JOI VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7



This Kylie VR will appeal to fellas who:

1. … are fans of Kylie Page and/or the whole busty as hell, cute as hell, young blonde gal with insanely big boobie boppers in VR
2. … are looking for well-scaled, technically competent VR porn
3. … are looking for a JOI, jerk off instructions, solo gal VR porn movie




Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Kylie outing:

You might be used to jerking off to porn star videos, but in virtual reality it’s even better when they also guide you through the process.

Watch the beautiful Kylie Page, her tight young pussy and her stunning 30G tits, as she tells you exactly what to do through this special JOI video.

All right, Ms. Page: let’s see how this goes.


Reviewing Method:



These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.


Now, let me add: there are many other factors considered.

Truth is that everything’s considered… however, a lot of that stuff mainly gets mentioned when there’s a problem with it.

For example, sound is very important to movies. And, BaDoinkVR always has excellent sound: so, I may not mention it.

The major variables are scale, position and the woman. If a professional VR porn studio points a high-quality rig close to a pretty and enthusiastic porn star, things are more likely to veer towards Horny Highway.

In this particular release, we also want to see how effectively Kylie embodies the role of jerk off instructor.


All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:



1. Kylie: Well, friends… it’s Kylie Page. I mean… she’s a young, yellow-haired, callipygian cutie with foxy, facial features and the type of bountiful, boobie bouncers that inspire men to greatness.

I mean… what’s not to like here?

Okay, but… this role requires more than horny, good looks. The woman must also get the man motor revving during the actual instructing.

I’m thinking there are two main dimensions in evaluating the gal in these sort of movies:

1. Physical presence/movement
2. Verbal engagement

What are your thoughts on that?

Wacking With Kylie was last modified: April 11th, 2019 by James Find

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