Hi friends, today we’ll consider Ring My Bell: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys.
This stars the loquacious starlet: Ms. Nikki Delano. Oh, man… does this gal ever have the verbal mojo!
She keeps calling me a dirty boy!
Yep. She keeps explaining to you how… you’re a dirty boy, she’s a slut, and… pink pussy this, pink pussy that, you need her slut hole… and, so on!
And damn… can she keep that dialogue going, man!
Now, not to detract from Ms. Delano’s greatness, but I must briefly mention next week’s slated BaDoinkVR release.
Well, why don’t I just hit you with the coming soon graphic…
Friends, if I’m not mistaken, that sure looks a lot like Ms. Riley Reed. Yes? No? Maybe… nevermind.
In front of us right now, we’ve got the bodacious blonde, Nikki Delano:
In this movie, Ms. Delano started out looking for some sorta Tuppersex party. She went to the wrong house. Yours.
And, I’ll tell you: it sure didn’t take long for Ms. Delano to go from hello to handjob.
And, that’s also what’s interesting.
Few VR porns have featured a more sexually-aggressive woman. Oh, yea!
And, this ain’t a phony, sexual aggression.
Ms. Delano is a regular… um… horny tiger, man! If she were your gal, oh man… I think she’d break me. I admit it! I ain’t gonna lie…
Let’s do this thing…
Title: Ring My Bell
Release Date: September 8, 2016
Stars: Nikki Delano
Length: 25 minutes
Main sex positions: blowjob, handjob, reverse stand-up, face and pootanannie close-up, little bit of kissing, female masturbation, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, handjob climax
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.8GB ; Mobile HQ 2.7GB ; Oculus/Vive HQ 5.4GB ; Samsung HQ 3.6GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex, dirty talk VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
This Nikki VR will appeal to fellas who:
1. … are fans of Nikki Delano and/or sexy, curvy blonde gals
2. … are looking for well-scaled, technically competent VR porn
3. … are looking for a VR porn that’s extremely verbal: with the starlet engaged in an extended, dirty talking monologue
4. … are looking for a VR that offers some stand-up sex (this isn’t seen a whole lot in VR)
5. … are looking for female, sexual aggression in a VR
Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Nikki outing:
Naughty blonde Nikki Delano was on her way to a TupperSex party, but arrived at the wrong house.
Still, as she laid eyes on our POV, Nikki’s more than ready to start a sex party of her own.
Watch this voluptuous babe’s juicy little pussy in virtual reality as she fucks, sucks and dirty talks to just any guy in this house…
All right, Ms. Delano: talk dirty to me, baby.
Fellas find that very… exciting! It’s as spicy as a jumbo Tupperware overflowing with jalapenos. We all wanna be your dirty boy!
You remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry’s sort of befuddled after a romp with a dirty-talking gal?
Well, I’m thinking that Jerry probably… oh, never mind, man… Moving along.
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, let me add: there are many other factors considered.
Truth is that everything’s considered… however, a lot of that stuff mainly gets mentioned when there’s a problem with it.
For example, sound is very important to movies. And, BaDoinkVR always has excellent sound: so, I may not mention it. And the set, props, setting etc. also matters. But, many times there’s nothing particularly noteworthy about it to mention.
The major variables are scale, position and the woman. If a professional VR porn studio points a high-quality rig close to a pretty and enthusiastic porn star, things are more likely to veer towards Boner Boulevard.
In this particular release, since Nikki proves to be such a talkative tart, that will be considered. Spoiler alert: the dirty talk rocks pretty hard.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Nikki Delano: Nikki’s obviously a beautiful blonde with arousing curves in the right spots. I mean… just look at her
picture. Love that… um… pretty face: as did stunt cock #2 (seen below) who, unexpectedly, shows up in this movie.
Nikk’s the type of gal that could definitely make a fella stupid.
Now, like last week’s Kylie JOI release, this VR movie is also very talk-centric. And, last week I concluded this verbal-heavy genre requires evaluative tweaks. I listed two:
a. Physical presence/movement during dialogue
b. Actual verbal engagement
So, to put it another way, there’s a sort of—let’s call it—Verbal Gestalt Horny.
All right, I don’t know what the hell I’m saying. I thought I did, but… I don’t. But, I was sincerely trying, man!
Anyway, maybe it’ be easier to just give you the bottom line: Nikki fucked passionately and she absolutely killed it with the ongoing, dirty talking monologue.
And, BaDoinkVR skillfully included moments where Nikki really pressed her face into you. In the pic below, it might seem too close; but, you want instants of this extreme approach included.
Verbally… um… speaking: this is the best VR porn yet. That’s to say, it had the best pornstar monologue to date.
2. Technical competence: 3D, sound, color, light, clear close-ups, camera level: All of these elements were professionally executed. And, this is very important, the lighting was excellent.
BaDoinkVR’s been getting the technical aspects of VR mostly correct for a while now. If I ever have any criticisms in that
department, it usually concerns the lighting or close-ups.
Anyway, when most of the technical stuff is in order: there ain’t much to say except: it looked good.
3. Positioning: BaDoinkVR generally does an excellent, tight job with cowgirl footage. That was true in this effort also.
What’s cool about Nikki is she does what every other gal does… but, she does it in her own uniquely expressive way: as seen in the artistic cowgirling pictured directly below.
What I found most noteworthy was that the stand-up footage had a good immediate feel also: particularly when Nikki did the look/lean back. I would love to see more of this in future BaDoinkVR releases.
The blowjob footage felt a bit closer.
The reverse cowgirl, in my opinion, should be either upright or mainly leaning backwards towards the fella’s chest (not away towards his feet).
There were fine close-ups on Nikki’s face and hoohaa. There was even a bit of VR kissing: there could have been more.
The pic below: let me tell you… this is awesome when seen in up-close 3D.
Overall, great work from Nikki and BaDoinkVR.