Hi friends, today we’ll consider Geisha Go Anal just released by the BaDoinkVR boys. This stars the elegant, exotic starlet: the aptly-named, Pussykat.
I’m tempted to try a “grab them by the pussy” joke, but…
Now, I can tell you with great certainty that there have been a lot of folks demanding more VR porns featuring Asian women.
For those fellas, here’s… Pussykat!
I’d say there’s an excellent chance you’ll find this horny. I mean… you’ve got a slinky-sexy Asian gal doing horny stuff in front of a high-quality VR rig: that does, at points, venture rather close to her lady parts…
And, in addition, it has quite an exotic, fantasy build-up. I know there are some fellas who want the fantasy build-up. Well, you get build-up here!
I mean, you got Pussykat whisking a green tea, love potion in her little bowl while tinkling music… um… tinkles in the background.
And, when Ms. Pussykat hands you the green, love potion: the fantasy’s mood is set.
It almost felt like this VR movie was an individual, sex scene from a full-length, feature. I’ll discuss that idea a bit later.
I know you fellas are probably more interested in discussing Pussykat shoving her hooha your direction… and, those shots were… effective.
Before proceeding, let’s peek at next week’s BaDoinkVR:
I wonder if the BaDoink boys will weave a spy/thriller plot in there.
I remember their KGBeaver effort, which had the whole dystopian-the-future-is-a-nightmare vibe. I thought they were onto something with that…
KBGbeaver made me realize that now matter how bad the future sucks, the cowgirling won’t ever stop. It just becomes infused with salacious desperation. Oh, Alegra!
Women, no doubt, cowgirl during the best and worst of times. The worst of times might give a gal more reason to cowgirl.
So, yea… this VR felt like a scene from a feature. Maybe there will be a part 2.
You know, there are some insane, big-buck 2D porn movies released that could actually be considred feature films… with like elaborate superhero plots and such…
I’d be curious to know how successful the Randy movie was from a business perspective.
I think full-length, VR porn features can work: but, they’re very difficult to execute. It requires a very damn good script and excellent acting: along with competent, sexual performances.
Let’s get the obvious out of the way. The VR porn market is still small. There aren’t many studios. The VR porn consumer base—while growing—is still also minor.
Now, for the early-adopter types…well, we all know eventually there will be dozens of VR porn studios along with millions of VR porn consumers.
And, it’s a certainty that—with time—there will be VR porn sites specifically dedicated to highly-specialized niches: just as we presently see with 2D porn.
For instance, the graphic below is for a highly-specialized, 2D niche porn site focused on legal-teen, Asian women.
Well, this 2D porn specialization didn’t happen overnight.
I remember when finding a simple bikini, picture website was challenging. And, let’s not discuss the ten minutes it took to download a solitary bikini blonde pic.
All right, so… what the hell is this preamble about?
Well… presently we don’t have much niche specialization among VR porn studios. I mean, the only real example might be the good pervs over at Real Teens VR.
But, give it some time and VR will go niche.
For the moment, though, there are a handful of studios that are trying to please as many folks as possible. And, you just can’t please everybody.
But, the existing studios do try to mix it up.
However, VR productions take time. And, when a studio can only viably release one or two VRs a week. Well, it’s impossible to cover the insanely-vast array of desires.
It appears they’re trying. Here’s another—let’s call it—Asian VR to join the very limited Asian VR output we’ve seen thus far.
Let’s do this thing…
Title: Geisha Go Anal
Release Date: October 6, 2016
Length: 40 minutes
Main sex positions and narrative sequences: lengthy tea preparation, striptease, doggy posing, blowjob, facial close-up, handjob, female masturbation, anal fingering, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, anal missionary on side, doggy style anal
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.7GB; Mobile HQ 3.7GB; Vive/Oculus HQ 8.5GB; Samsung Gear HQ 3.6GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, Asian VR, geisha porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
VR software used: Deo VR
1. … are fans of the one and only Pussykat!
2. … are looking for Asian VR porn… there ain’t much out there, so rejoice, man…
3. … are looking for an exotic, geisha type fantasy: with a somewhat elaborate fantasy set-up
4. … are looking for anal VR porn
5. … are wanting VR porn with professional production values, sets and general high-quality
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Pussy effort:
Get a sweet dedicated foreplay experience that includes deep blowjobs, footjobs and tittyfucking. But mostly, you should remember: Just because her name is Pussy, doesn’t mean that’s the only hole available for you.
Dig into some great Asian anal sex and watch her gaping butthole in virtual reality as you come all over her ass cheeks.
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, there are a lot of other factors considered. Many of those will be mentioned, in particular, when there’s a problem with them.
And, in a given review, all manner of stuff occasionally gets discussed: up to and including speculation about the wanking patterns of cavemen.
In this particular movie, as it’s heavily-themed, it’s necessary to consider how successfully it sells the exotic geisha fantasy aspect.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Pussykat: Okay, so as mentioned… if you want an Asian beauty in 3D fuck action with a substantial, exotically-themed narrative set-up… look no further!
In this effort, Ms. Pussykat brings the same hump-and-pump passion that I’ve seen in her previous work. So, there’s no surprises there.
What’s more noteworthy is Pussykat dramatically sells the whole geisha theme. And, that’s what makes this movie special. The opening tea ceremony held my interest.
I’m going to tell you… I found that whole tea section—almost to my surprise—somewhat intriguing. And, on the level, BaDoinkVR does often show some rather creative flair in their scripts.
I don’t think this outdoes Blondie getting harassed by that no-good bastard, Big Man… but, I do like unexpected variety: as seen here.
That reminds me… let’s bring Blondie back, guys!
2. Scaling: BaDoinkVR generally is pretty on-point with the scaling.
As this VR porn game progresses, I find myself naturally being more critical of every studio’s output.
In the early days, VR porn was just mindblowing. Some flaws were perhaps overlooked.
But, we’re much deeper into this now. And, inevitably, expectations have risen.
So, as far as the feel of the scale: yes, it’s proportional and feels right.
3. General clarity: Fine.
At this point, what’s holding things back is the actual VR viewers. There’s definitely room for the image to improve, but that will be achieved through hardware, eg. better phones, better Gear VRs, etc.
4. 3D, sound, color, light: Mostly good. It seemed like the sound was a little low at points, but.. who knows.
5. General story line: Well, as discussed, this is a geisha-themed VR porn. And, if that’s what you’re looking for: I think it’s a safe bet this will hit the mark.
The movie doesn’t provide much narrative. Instead, it simulates a convincing context. Does that make sense?
In other words, there’s not an unfolding plot. Basically, the VR viewer is placed into an authentic-feeling geisha setting where an interesting tea ceremony is followed by posing, gal diddling and old-fashioned doinking.
6. Positioning: All right, let’s say a few words here.
I’m now using the Deo VR player, which I recommend. I’ll be writing something about it in the coming days. In brief, it finally provides a zoom control: in addition to tilt and stereo separation.
But, it’s probably the zoom feature which will be used most.
So, the BaDoink boys usually do a good job with immediate cowgirling. That means, the gal’s leaning towards you and things feel close/real.
My usual cowgirl observation remains the same. In other words, it’s great when Pussykat’s upright and leaning towards the man’s chest. It’s not as horny—at least for me—whenever she’s leaning towards his feet.
That opinion, for me, is almost always the case.
There was a rarely-seen, side anal missionary.
A consistent complaint I’ve made—concerning all studios—is that missionary, doggy and BJ feel a bit distant. Honestly, the same criticism applies here.
However, with the DEO zoom feature, this can easily be tweaked. Brilliant.
About Gear’s Milk application: I still don’t know why it doesn’t feature a zoom.
Anyway, similar to when I used VR player software with Homido, it’s now possible to make some adjustments and get things to a very particular preference.
This helps a lot.
With that said, it’s still optimal for the studio to get really close when shooting. Because, if it’s necessary to zoom excessively, the quality will degrade too much.
Fortunately, the camera distance here is close enough. And, if it’s close enough; the viewer can use the zoom just a tad to really horny things up.
The tilt feature is also quite useful for adjusting the overall video alignment in your viewfinder. I’ll write more about that in the future.
The best portions are the upright cowgirling: both regular and reverse.
I’d say the lean-in cowgirl, geisha strip tease, and rather unusual tea ceremony alone make this worth the admission price.
I would have liked more close-up time on Pussykat’s face: though, I must say there was some competent, close-up work on Pussykat’s… um… pussykat.
Okay, I couldn’t resist that one…
All things considered, I’m certain this will please those looking for Asian VR and some folks who aren’t even specifically looking for that….