Hi there boys and ghouls.
All right, that was pretty corny.
But, hey… this is a holiday, special feature, and we’re trying, man.
So, it appears the VR porn world’s spontaneously been overcome by the Halloween spirit.
Why do I say that?
We’ve just had a simultaneous release of Halloween-themed virtual porn movies from Naughty America, CzechVR, and a Halloween-blowout, extravaganza VR from the Wankz boys.
Additionally, there’s still last year’s Halloween free VR porn from Virtual Real Porn. To download that one, go here and scroll down until you see the graphic below:
Update: As I was writing this, VRP just released Deathcam starring Brooklyn Blue.
This is the most gruesome/horrific VR porn yet, man!
If the graphic above wasn’t enough: just glance down:
And, BaDoink’s VR this week skirts the supernatural edges with Miriam Prado as a tarot card reader…
Tarot seems sort of Halloweeny, no?
Okay, so let’s try to get our heads around all these updates.
The thing is… so much could be said because this is a fine opportunity to assess where these studios are at: in this moment in time, Halloween 2016.
Because, the truth is… all the major VR porn studios have come a long way this year.
And, while I enjoyed all of these holiday releases: they are horny in different ways. We’ll get to that.
Studio: Czech VR
Title: Czech VR Halloween
Release Date: October 29, 2016
Stars: Angel Wicky
Length: 14 minutes
Main sex positions: Teasing, female masturbation, cosplay poses, various close-ups
Formats: Android Cardboard Smartphone (HQ, LQ); Oculus Rift; Gear VR.
Genre: Solo gal VR, cosplay VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
Software used: Deo VR and Milk VR
Synopsis: Strange things may happen for a Halloween. Imagine you’re enjoying a quiet rest at home and suddenly the most amazing witch suddenly appears in your apartment.
Normally this would be a good reason to be scared, but not with this stunner!
Because she’s not only insanely hot, but she’s also horny as hell and wants you to give her a good time.
Halloween is the one time in a year when hot young witches are horny and on a lookout for someone like you and our latest VR video will show you how it feels when you get this lucky!
Studio: Wankz VR
Title: Zombie Slayers
Release Date: around Halloween 2016
Stars: Adriana Chechik, Megan Rain, Arya Fae
Length: 75 minutes
Main sex positions and action sequences: clothed teasing, fighting, murder, HORNY missionary!, more fighting, blowjob, pussy close-ups, blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, anal cowgirl, doggy style, doggy anal, lesbian kissing
Formats: ; Android Cardboard Smartphone (HQ, LQ); Oculus/Vive (HQ, LQ); Samsung Gear (HQ, LQ).
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, zombie porn, apocalypse fantasy porn, horror VR porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
Software used: Deo VR and Milk VR
Synopsis: The living dead have taken over the world!
What remains of humanity are just a handful of rag-tag survivors led by zombie slayers, Adriana Chechik and Megan Rain.
You play mankind’s last hope. You are the chosen one.
In your balls lies the secret genetic key to curing the zombie pandemic. Prepare yourself for a wild, frenetic VR adventure filled with guns, gore and girls!
All right, so there’s a lot going on here. Here’s the reviewing method, in brief.
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.
Now, there are other factors: many of which mainly get mentioned when there’s a problem with them.
In this particular review, we want to see how well the Halloween theme is executed. And, we’re always on the lookout for any type of innovation.
Factors which will affect your VR experience:
1. VR equipment used: (eg. Oculus, Gear VR, Vive, Cardboard, Homido, etc.)
2. Video software used: (eg. Milk VR, VR Player Pro, Deo VR, Whirligig, MaxVR, etc.)
3. Facial structures: (in particular, Interpupillary distance aka IPD)
4. Natural preferences: this can be overlooked. You see, it’s possible two people are seeing the same scale, but one simply prefers it more than the other…
5. The woman’s size: Although obvious, this gets overlooked sometimes. Some women are simply taller than others, and this, of course, affects the virtual experience!
More Thoughts About The 2016 Halloween VR Happenings
BaDoinkVR: Okay, it’s Miriam Prado. And, she’s got a banging body. Now, if you like the whole tarot reader sort of fantasy, here you go.
Technically speaking, BaDoinkVR, for me, has been nailing things for a while now. I love the BaDoink scale: it just feels very right to me. For instance, the missionary feels immediate and correct:
I’ll be honest: my favorite aspect of a VR porn movie is very tight-footage of well-scaled missionary that includes the woman pushing her face towards the camera…
You try to be an objective person who’s evaluating in a way that fairly explains the work to the average consumer. But, like I said… provide properly-shot missionary, and your evaluation here will glow a bit brighter.
So, in brief: BaDoinkVR aims a high-quality rig at those gorgeous, boobie bouncers (along with Ms. Prado); and, they put her in various positions: at points getting close. This isn’t the most prominent Halloween theme VR released, but I’m not sure they were going for that anyway.
Nothing ground-breaking here. BaDoinkVR simply consistently releases technically-competent virtual porn movies. That’s just the way it is… And, here’s another one.
CzechVR: Oh, Angel baby!
The brilliance of CzechVR is they keep things simple. Real simple: beautiful blonde, great cameras, get close. Skip the plot…
…Just put Angel in a witch outfit and get the camera on top of that beautiful blonde!
And, man oh man: did the Czech boys ever give us some good angles on Ms. Wicky! Behold:
And, CzechVR likes to experiment. Sometimes it feels like the Czech boys don’t fully get the credit they deserve (eg. the recent POV hybrid).
And, in this release for instance, they used a shot of Angel missionary where the FOV (frame of view camera range) spanned from the top of her head to belly button. Fucking brilliant, man!!!
Honestly, what a genius missionary sex simulation!
I’d like to see much more camera work just like this Czech! For instance, simulate doggy using that same limited FOV.
And, I’d like to encourage the Czech boys to include this limited FOV missionary in all future releases. Love that!
Additionally, I see that CzechVR, earlier this morning, just unleashed a part two (Czech VR #100!): where the witch finally fucks a fortunate fella! Downloading this one now, but I hope they put the silly hat on her head for part of the cowgirl footage.
Does Angel have about the sweetest set of gal boppers or what?
WankzVR: The Wankz release—starring, Adriana Chechik, Megan Rain and Arya Fae—was, no doubt, the most ambitious offering in our 2016 Halloween VR porns.
And, props to the Wankz boys for going big: 75 minutes, a wacky-fun zombie narrative, and some absolutely gorgeous gals.
And, check the promo graphic below… You know what bangs against my funny bone? On the right, we have a cheerful-looking girl scout with a bizarre weapon swung over her shoulder! LOL! Love it!
I’ve watched the Wankz boys come a long way, baby! Particularly with the scale.
But, man… where to even begin with this one?
So, we’ll start like this: are you looking to perv out on a horror/zombie VR porn fantasy? Yes? Then, look no further, man! Oh, this is really a first…
The plot? I can’t even keep up with it: it’s fucking crazy, man! There’s zombies getting shot. And, our hero, apparently, has the cure in his man jizz. And, thus it’s necessary for the women to keep his erection activated.
And, these gals were having a great time making this apocalyptic craziness. Normally, I’m not much for plot in porn. However, if it’s done in this manner, I’m all for it.
As demonstrated by Nurse Kagney, Shiny Shaft and Roadstop: if the script is well-written with comedic elements… than sure, give me plot and narrative, man…
The Wankz boys and Adriana, Megan and Arya collaborated to surpass consumer expectations.
Standout sex scene: the Adriana missionary… without a doubt, man! Trust me, this one is worth the admission price for the Adriana Chechik spread-eagled Goddess mambo jambo. Behold:
Must see VR.
Happy Halloween, playas. Put on your headset and recreate a Halloween mood whenever you feel like it… if you’re into that sort of thing.