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Oh, Blondie Baby!

Hi friends, today we’ll consider Blondie Fesser in Cookies N Cream: just released by the BadoinkVR boys.

Oh, man! This Blondie effort is some horny stuff. VR experiences vary from person-to-person. There ain’t no way around that.

And, to me, this is the most realistic-feeling movie I’ve seen from BaDoinkVR: in particular, the missionary and reverse stand-up. On the level: simply excellent to this man’s eyes.

Blondie Fesser as housewife

Blondie Fesser, will you marry me and be my horny cookie-making housewife?

Now, it ain’t perfect.

Perfection is difficult to achieve here on earth. You know that’s true!

Years ago, Coach Lombardi mused: “Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.”

And, Kim Collins once opined: “Strive for continuous improvement, instead of perfection.”

BaDoinkVR continually improves.

And, sure: the scale in the upper frame is elongating—to me eyes—a bit.

But, the head-on view (eg. during missionary, stand-up, blowjob, etc.) feels so damn legit: properly wide, and… catching Lombardi-style, horny excellence!

Realistic width is the key for me.

I will gladly overlook other flaws if the movie provides a sweet spot FOV with a width that feels right.

Oh, pull that fancy polka dot dress down Blondie baby!

Oh, pull that fancy polka dot dress down Blondie baby!

If you’ve read this site, you’ve encountered width discussions.

For me, width can make or break. Thankfully, software allows for adjustments.

But, the clarity’s hornier when the scaling is correct out of the gate.

I don’t discuss this part much, but the truth is…when zooming-in, you increase that dotted, clarity-breaking effect (some might say pixelation… I ain’t totally versed in all the Stevie Spielberg terms).

On the level, though, the scale here gets my hand enthusiastically… um… typing.

And, especially on the tight camera shots.

I mean… in plain language, during close-up segments, the illusion is almost disturbingly convincing that Blondie’s shoving that thong ass in your face.

I mean… if you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to have Ms. Fesser shove that glorious, Goddess backside at your man face: well, this will provide a pretty good idea.

The 2D picture below is incapable of demonstrating what I mean. This must be seen through a VR headset.

Blondie Fesser thong ass

Shove that thong ass over here

If there’s one thing that’ll make my man mind go mushy: it’s a skinny, beautiful-faced gal swishing a prominent posterior with reckless abandon. I’m just being honest, man!

“Oh, Blondie baby!”

Let me get the synopsis part out of the way:

Official Movie Synopsis:



Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Blondie Fesser Goddess effort:

Voluptuous babe Blondie Fesser is wearing a short polka dot dress and baking you delicious cookies.

That may seem just like a perfect 1950s housewife, but while they bake in the oven, Blondie’s ready to get messy in the kitchen in a whole new level!

Fuck the very hot Blondie in virtual reality and watch her wrap her double Ds around your cock as you jizz all over those huge titties. She brings the cookies, you just need to provide the cream…


Blondie Fesser dress

Oh, Blondie pulling out the coquettish stuff!

Oh, Blondie darling… I just got back from the market with four gallons of the white stuff, baby!

So, to reiterate, in my view, there are two particularly noteworthy aspects of this movie:

1. Blondie Fesser: I love and worship your curvy, bodacious blondeness, Blondie!

2. The scale: Finally! This will be discussed in greater detail below.

Blondie Fesser tits and cookies

Oh, I’ll take 2 cookies please!

Let’s keep doing this thing and get the specs out of the way:

Specs

Studio: BaDoinkVR
Title: Cookies N Cream
Release Date: November 10, 2016
Stars: Blondie Fesser
Length: 34 minutes
Main sex and other positions: cookie making, clothed teasing, ass shove in your face, female masturbation, blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, missionary, reverse stand-up
Formats: ; Android Cardboard Smartphone LQ (1.6 GB)/HQ (3.2 GB); Oculus/Vive (7.3 GB); Samsung Gear VR HQ (3.7 GB); Playstation VR HQ (3.2 GB).
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
Software used: Deo VR and Milk VR

Blondie is well-versed in the art of teasing

Blondie is well-versed in the art of teasing


This Blondie Fesser VR will appeal to fellas who:

1. … are fans of Blondie Fesser and/or beautiful blondes with crazy-big, bouncy boobie boppers
2. … are looking for a VR with a housewife theme… honestly, though: who fucking cares! It’s Blondie Fesser in big VR scale with a camera pushing against her gal gorgeousness…
3. … are looking for a well-shot, competent VR porn with professional production values…
4. … are looking for some clothed teasing
5. … are looking for realistic, VR porn close-ups


Blondie Fesser blowjob

Oh, suck Blondie… suck


Reviewing Method:



These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most.

Now, there are other factors: many of which mainly get mentioned when there’s a problem with them.

In this particular review, I just want the camera to get close and keep scale…


Blondie Fesser missionary

Excellent missionary in this Blondie effort



More Thoughts About This Blondie Fesser VR


Blondie Fesser: Friends, you may have gleamed that I like Blondie… as in… I like Blondie A LOT! As in… I love you Blondie!

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Hi classic-era, Baywatch Pam

Beauty is subjective.

There’s many cliches about how people see things differently.

One of my favorites is how one man’s Kim Kardashian is another man’s Roseanne Barr. But, I’d take a classic-era Pammy Anderson in the red swimsuit over either one.

Anyway…

If you’re a red-blooded fella who wouldn’t punch your best friend in the face for an opportunity to sample Blondie’s cookies and cream combo: what’s wrong with you, man!

Such fantastic and realistic stand-up sex sections in this release

Such fantastic and realistic stand-up sex sections in this release

Scaling: Okay, scale, too, is intensely subjective. But, in this fella’s opinion: this is how it’s done.

I knew when first firing-up this Blondie VR that some folks would say it was scaled too big.

Now, there really ain’t a right or wrong with this.

Blondie Fesser fucking in VR

Oh, Blondie!

Some like a big scale. Some don’t. And, to complicate matters further, VR porn scale perception is inevitably affected by a range of variables:

Factors affecting how VR porn scale appears to YOU…

1. VR equipment used: (eg. Oculus, Gear VR, Vive, Cardboard, Homido, etc.)
2. Video software used: (eg. Milk VR, VR Player Pro, Deo VR, Whirligig, MaxVR, etc.)
3. Facial structures: (in particular, Interpupillary distance aka IPD)
4. Natural preferences: this can be overlooked. You see, it’s possible two people are seeing the same scale, but one simply prefers it more than the other…
5. The woman’s size: Although obvious, this gets overlooked sometimes. Some women are simply taller than others, and this, of course, affects the virtual experience!

But, for me: with the scale like this, I get a realism that I haven’t gotten before.

For example, the missionary just feels so much more real:

Realistic missionary with Blondie Fesser

Realistic missionary with Blondie Fesser

And, likewise, I’ve often criticized VR porns for providing blowjob footage that just feels too distant. Well, that’s not the case here. Blondie’s BJ has a distance that feels correct to me:

Blondie Fesser blowjob

Oh, suck Blondie… suck

And, the same for the stand-up sex. This stuff is so much fun when it’s scaled big! As you tilt your head up-and-down, it feels like you’re gazing the contours of a real woman.

Oh, Blondie.... I want stand-up with you!

Oh, Blondie…. I want stand-up with you!

And, the same pattern holds for reverse cowgirl: which finally feels really real. In other words: Blondie’s big, beautiful ass seems wide-enough.

Oh, I love and worship your ass, Blondie!

Oh, I love and worship your ass, Blondie!

Room for improvement

The truth is that people’s visual experience of VR varies. No way around that. For me, the size/scale of this is so damn on the right track.

Again, for me, the upper frame scale needs to be squished down just a bit: I get some warping there. Technically speaking, that’s my main criticism.

I also think the lighting could have been a bit brighter.

Content-wise, I don’t care about the housewife theme. They got the camera close to Blondie Fesser while maintaining a realistic scale. I can’t ask for much more except an extended (30 minute), close-up sequence of Ms. Fesser modeling a bikini.

Superb stuff. This one will be watched again…

cum on Blondie Fesser

Spunk on Blondie

And, all that’s left is your declaration:

I need 3D Blondie Fesser!! those BIG ONES!!! NOW !!!

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