Hi friends, let’s do a Quick Take on Naughty America’s virtual porn release: Yoga Tease, starring the intensely-cute lil sweety pie, Ms. Sami Parker.
Yep, this was released two months ago. And, we usually review movies pretty immediately. I’ll explain why below…
And, maybe you’re thinking that my description above with the intensely-cute lil sweety pie language is a bit corny.
Hey, look at that face!
Gals like Sami bring out the corny—along with the horny—in a fella.
So, this movie was released on February 6, 2017. And, I was reviewing my stored files today. And, I thought to myself, “This one can’t be overlooked.”
Why can’t it be overlooked?
Because the first 9 minutes and 46 seconds is YOGA TEASE GLORY!!
Something about a pretty gal in a horny black leotard gets this fella typing in all caps, bolding words, turning them neon green…and tossing exclamation points around!
Seriously, though: what is it about those leotards on the right woman? Works every time… HORNY!
The rest of Sami’s movie provides some good cowgirl VR—pictured below—along with decent blowjob and doggy.
But, it’s the opening, tease section that—in my opinion—makes this one special.
So, it can’t be denied…
…that would be a crime against the leotard-make-me-oh-sooooo-horny portion of man humanity.
Still not funny…
But, you tell me…why are leoatards so damn horny-inspiring?
I know I’m repeating myself, but look at the picture below:
These things bring out maximum gal gorgeousness.
Well, that is…when they’re on the right woman!
But, Sami… oh, yea. She’s a leotard gal!
Studio: Naughty America VR
Title: Yoga Tease: A Virtual Reality Experience Starring Sami Parker
Release Date: February 16, 2017
Stars: Sami Parker, Ryan Driller
Length: 42 minutes
Main sex positions: long opening section of leotard teasing and naked tease, blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, blowjob again, cowgirl again, blowjob again, handjob, cowgirl again, doggy.
Formats: ; Android Cardboard Smartphone (60fps and 30 fps); Oculus/Vive (high and low quality versions); Samsung Gear; 2D.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, yoga/aerobics porn
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
Software used: Deo VR and Milk VR
The Sami Parker Preview and Download
Okay, this isn’t difficult.
The opening tease section—complete with horny, yoga outfit—works beautifully in VR. It’s really that simple.
You fellas always want so much detail and exposition…but, here’s the thing…it’s simply… HORNY!
Have a look at the pic below and you’ll see what I mean.
Now, as always, this is highly-subjective stuff/opinion.
Because for me, I found the solo opening of this movie—in particular when the camera was close to Sami—to be its biggest appeal.
I’m just being honest here. For me, it was more engaging and exciting than the actual sex segment.
Of course, another’s experience could differ from mine: without anyone being wrong or right, of course…
Optically, this looks good. In subsequent releases—this is all to my particular eyes—NA improved the sense of spatial correctness on the upper frame.
That’s to say, I got a bit of distortion/elongation at some points.
Additionally, the doggy footage is all right, but it’s also gotten better. It’s interesting to observe just how quickly VR porn advances in so many ways.
The VR basics of lighting, color, sound, 3D effect etc. are competently executed.
The cowgirl footage is quite horny: with desired immediacy and scaling.
But, for me…it’s that yoga teasing stuff that really makes the man motor murmur.
All right, friends, so that’s a quick take on Ms. Parker’s VR outing. I hope to see many VR returns of this lovely woman!
Perhaps a section where Sami’s stretching out in yoga pants.I WANT SOME HORNY VR PORN! NOW !!!