Hi friends, today we’ll consider Jack and Poke: just released by the BaDoinkVR boys. This stars the adorable lil Piper Perri, and let’s be honest here…
No bologna! Let’s tell the truth…
See, the horny part about Piper has always been that she looks so damn young. Of course, Ms. Perri is of legal age for pornography.
But… she looks young. And, a man’s mind is programmed to desire youthful yaya to maximize reproductive success.
Now, this ain’t the place for too much Chucky Darwin natural selection digression, but there’s a reason fellas like twenty year old gals. And, if you gonna demonize a guy for that…well, just don’t, man!
And, Piper Perri type porn permits a fella to fantasize in a friendly, law-abiding manner.
See, Roy Moore! That’s how…oh, nevermind!
Me love you long time, Ms. Perri.
Let’s do this thing…
Title: Jack and Poke
Release Date: November 16, 2017
Stars: Piper Perri
Length: 36 minutes
Main sex positions: Striptease, more teasing, bent-over blowjob, blowjob, some face time, upright cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, hovering cowgirl, doggystyle, lean back doggy, missionary, push-forward missionary, Piper Perri creampie.
Formats: Mobile LQ 1.8 GB; Mobile HQ 2.6 GB; Vive/Oculus HQ 7.2 GB; Samsung Gear VR HQ 3.5 GB; PlayStation VR HQ 2.6 GB; Daydream View HQ 3.5 GB.
Genre: Hardcore sex VR porn, legal teen VR
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7
This Piper VR will appeal to fellas who:
1. … fans of Piper Perri and/or pretty-faced, super-petite blonde gals who look very young.
2. … are looking for a porn fantasy involving drunken sex with a passed-out man.
3. … want some lean-back doggy action along with standing bent-over blowjob: these two positions aren’t always seen in VR porns, which is a shame, because they both work very, very well.
4. … and, of course, the viewer wants technically competent VR, and you get that here in respect to scaling, color, sound, etc.
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the BaDoinkVR boys describe this latest Piper effort:
You came back from the club early and passed out on the floor, but Piper Peri mistakenly stumbles into your room and wakes you.
She’s come back empty-handed and horny after a four-hour quest for dick at the club. You’re feeling pretty tired and out of it, but she jams her pussy in your face and begins to finger herself right on top of you.
She refuses to go to bed unsatisfied. So wake up and give Piper the happy ending that she deserves and become a symbol of stamina and hope for disappointed party-goers everywhere.
Oh, Piper baby! I’m plenty awake. Like 50 cups of coffee awake. Bring your happy ending over here!
These reviews are based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.
Some female actresses engage with the VR camera better than others. In my view, the more direct camera engagement, the better.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most. Face time and camera engagement matter. A lot.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this Piper movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Piper Perri: Well, friends… beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder-wacker…
And, if the wacker likes petite, pretty blondes who look very young: here you go. Piper is downright tiny! Now, I ain’t a porn encyclopaedia, but I don’t think there are many gals in the game much physically smaller than Ms. Perri.
Additionally, props to Piper for displaying good VR porn instincts in this movie. What does that mean? Well, Piper directly engages the camera increasing a viewer’s sense of connection (some call this immersion).
Eye contact is perhaps the most crucial aspect of this.
Dialogue can also help, and Ms. Perri provided frequent updates about her vagina’s ontological status.
Most importantly, there is an intangible aspect to this VR connection process. Sometimes it’s hard to pinpoint why some women connect better than others. It’s the VR porn je ne sais quoi, man!
Piper’s got it. And, her passionate moaning and chatter was believable. That’s also really important in these porn films.
2. Scaling and other technicalities: The scale was fine. It’s important to remember that, as mentioned, Piper’s tiny. Honestly, this is very subjective, but I find larger women project a greater realism through the VR lens.
That’s something I’ve noticed time and again.
Concerning color, sound, clarity, lighting and the like: all was fine.
3. General story line: Well, Piper stumbles in drunk and her boy toy’s passed-out on the floor. A drunken romp ensues.
I’ve been awaken from drunken comas a few times. But, never by a bouncing Piper, man!
4. Positioning: The movie begins with good Piper teasing, stripping and some close-ups.
I generally feel like there can never be too much face-close-up time, and there could have been more: which is a frequent refrain here.
The standard blow-jobbing felt a bit distant to me: as is generally the case across all studios. I’ve advocated in the past that it would be fine to break POV perspective during the BJ segments: zooming into the woman’s face.
Actually, I want to write more, at some point, arguing for more frequent POV breaking. CzechVR does this, and I’d like to see more studios try it. This is one man’s opinion, but, right from the start POV realism seemed to gain a sacred cow status. And, I’ve always felt there was room to push against that convention. But, I haven’t taken a survey or anything!
The bent-over blowjob from 9:22 to 10:15. This perspective works well in VR, and I feel it should be included in every movie.
The reverse cowgirl (15:01 – 16:10) would have been more effective if Piper leaned back towards the camera rather than away.
The second round of standard cowgirl (19:51-23:42) was the best because it was hovering. A hovering Piper cowgirl works.
Generally, foward-facing cowgirl can go one of three ways: lean-back, upright and hovering. Hovering is most horny in my opinion. But, it’s good for a movie to include all three (as was done here).
Some particularly horny moments of this movie were when Piper leaned back her doggy from 28:45 to 29:17.
The camera positioning and perspective there is highly-erotic. It puts the woman’s body in a vertical line allowing intense proximity. I’d encourage the BaDoinkVR boys to standardize this position for all releases.
This is all opinion, but I’d say: hell, keep it there for three minutes. And, hell…why not do a little roving camera and swing around to the front of Piper’s body while retaining the same tight proximity in that same lean-back/upright doggy position.
As I’ve been saying, I’m fine with breaking POV, but if I’m in the minority there…well, that’s a possibility.
Another portion of this movie ranking high on the horny meter happened when Piper elbow-propped pushed her missionary forward. This perspective is also VR gold.
So, for me: the winning moments of this movie were Piper’s very competent camera engagement, eye contact and dialogue stream: along with the bent-over blowjob, hovering cowgirl, lean-back/upright doggy, and push forward missionary.
If I could change something, I’d break POV perspective and zoom into the blowjob and perhaps rove the camera a bit (3rd person) for brief segments. Of course, as mentioned, the usual approach across major VR porn studios is generally to maintain a consistent 1st person POV.
All things considered, if you’re a fan of petite and young-looking women this movie should check the boxes for you. And, if you’re one of Piper’s many fans, this is must-see VR.