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Richelle Ryan Does Milf VR

Hi friends, today let’s revisit a Milf VR July 2017 release, Seal the Deal: starring gorgeous, gal Goddess…the Horny Heartbreaker…the dazzling derriere dependably delivering dong delirium…the raucous and ribald stuff of which man dreams are made, Ms. Richelle Ryan.

Hey, I never said I was Ernie Hemmingway, man!

Ernest Hemmingway face

Ernest Hemmingway never once reviewed a virtual porn movie.

So, why do I want to revisit this Milf VR release?

1. It’s Richelle Ryan, man! This lady’s got a special place in my horny. To me, she puts the twinkle in porn’s star.

Hey man, I didn’t say I was Willie Faulkner, either!

2. If I’m going to be totally honest with you folks… If there’s one thing I love in life it’s a woman with: A.) a beautiful face, and B.) a beautiful ass.

But, you’re wondering: Does this apply to Richelle Ryan?

Well friends, I give you EXHIBIT A:

Richelle Ryan's face

Beautiful gal face

And, allow me to present EXHIBIT B:

Richelle Ryan doggy close-up

And, uh… yea

3. With 2017 winding down, I now realize that Seal The Deal is a contender for my personal favorite VR porn of 2017.

But, why is this maybe my favorite 2017 VR porn movie?

We’ll get to that below. For the reader types, here’s the Introducing Milf VR article from March.

Let’s do this thing

Richelle Ryan naked in stockings

Specs

Studio: Milf VR
Title: Seal The Deal
Release Date: July 20, 2017
Stars: Richelle Ryan
Length: 64 minutes
Main sex positions: blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, kissing, facial close-ups
Formats: variously sized versions for Gear VR, Smartphone, Oculus, Vive, and PlayStation VR: with the Gear VR 1600p High version weighing in at 13.5 GB.
Reviewed using: Gear VR + Galaxy S7


Official Seal The Deal Synopsis:



Let’s see how the Milf VR boys describe this latest Richelle effort:

House hunting can be stressful but your curvaceous real estate agent Richelle Ryan is here to help!

She’s the best at what she does and after a long day of searching, you meet up at a one last hidden gem. Richelle is convinced this is the one for you and she’ll do what it takes to seal the deal.

You can’t resist her sweet curves and perfect MILF body as she takes control. Her pussy is the ultimate closer and you discover why she’s number one on the west side!

Tell me, man, what neighborhood is Richelle working? I need a new abode!

Richelle Ryan stands naked pushing big tits around

Oh gosh…


Reviewing Method:



These reviews are based upon three main factors:

1. The woman: Most viewers want a VR gal whom they find pretty, passionate, authentic, etc. Generally, the man viewer wants it to at least appear like the gal’s into the sex.

2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Generally, the viewer wants a real-life feel. We consider the movie’s sense of spatial correctness. That’s a way of considering whether movement in 3D space feels realistic.

3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions. Eye contact is also considered critically important by most. But, what matters most is getting the camera into the sweet spot zone.


All right, let’s talk…



Okay, so these MilfVR releases are produced by the Wankz gang. Thus, the quality is on-point. The files are big (this is a good thing). The clarity’s there. The technical aspects (sound, color, lighting, etc.) are competently executed. And, in my view, Richelle’s what you want in a porn starlet.

These days I find the make or break is camera positioning.

All right, so, for me, what’s the best segment of the movie?

What’s the timeline portion that delivers maximum horny?

If I had to keep only one section of this movie, what would it be?

Why am I asking the same question over-and-over?

And, I know…still not funny! I never said I was Richie Pryor, man!

Richard Pryor performing

If Richard Pryor were alive, I’m sure he’d have something to say about VR porn

Okay, the best segment to me:

MISSIONARY PUSH FORWARD
45:41 to 49:06 (pictured below):

47:59 on the timeline... the camera positioning on this missionary is excellent

47:59 on the timeline… the camera positioning on this missionary is excellent

So, in my opinion, filming VR porn missionary position does not get much better than this segment from 45:41 to 49:06.

The alignment was a tiny bit off, but this is truly how it’s done, son. This is the tight camera positioning (with camera and woman placed near perfectly) that creates the most intense realism. For me, this release is a keeper based upon those 3 minutes alone.

If I’m being honest with you, personally…I could have done without a lot of this movie’s opening stuff and set-up.

And, to my eyeballs, not all positioning was optimal, e.g. I found Richelle too high in the frame for some of the reverse cowgirl and varied positionings. However, the twisty stuff (pictured below at 35:42) slipped right into that elusive sweet spot and was very erotic.

Richelle Ryan twisty cowgirl

Enjoyable twisty stuff

And, the missionary lean-back segments (pictured below) didn’t carry the same charge (as 45:41 to 49:06), but it’s probably good to mix in a bit of that perspective for variety’s sake.

Richelle Ryan lean back missionary

Rowdy Richelle leans back for her mission

But, I’ll tell you: how that Richelle missionary segment I mentioned (45:41 to 49:06) was filmed is a big reason why this movie might end up being my pick for best of 2017.

Additionally, there were a few other segments high on my horny chart: like the 58:56 doggy pictured below.

58:56 on the timeline we see some realistic-feeling doggy action from Ms. Richelle Ryan

58:56 on the timeline we see some realistic-feeling doggy action from Ms. Richelle Ryan

Doggy style has always challenged virtual studios: generally feeling distant/unrealistic. Well, here a fella’s hit with some genuine doggy verisimilitude, man. That means…it’s horny!

As a side note, it helps that Richelle has the perfect build for virtual porn movies. I’ve discussed this elsewhere, but her body type rocks the third-dimensional brick shithouse. I’ll have to update my thoughts about this soon in another article.

The close-up Richelle kissing stuff (pictured below) was outstanding; however, I just wish there was more Richelle mouth magic offered. For my tastes, much of the opening footage could have been replaced with several minutes of Richelle French kissing close (not too close, though!) to the lens.

Kissing Richelle in virtual reality

Kissing Richelle in virtual reality

Unsurprisingly, the cowgirl footage was immediate and doused with Richelle’s stylistic glam-gorgeousness.

Richelle Ryan cowgirl in a virtual porn by WankzVR

RR hits us with a glamour cowgirl

So, all things considered…I don’t think any viewer will love every minute of a VR. The thing is…Richelle’s in my top five pornstar list. And, for me, Wankz’ skillful treatment of the Richelle missionary, doggy, and twisty make this one of my favorite VR porns to date. On the level, man…

I wanna seal Richelle Ryan! NOW!

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