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12 Days Of Wankzmas Special Offer

James Find Milf VR, Wankz VR Leave a Comment

Hi friends,

So, whether through coincidence or direct correlation, after my 9 suggestions manifested…well, I see all kinds of chatter about AVN this, Xbiz this, etc.

Hey, fantastic man.

And, you know…I’m just going to be honest here. I don’t care how it sounds, I’m just going to speak my truth, man.

Honestly, this particular day on earth, December 21, 2017, I’m just going to tell the truth, man.

What’s this FindVRporn guy’s truth, man?

Here’s my truth. If a studio wants to be in the running for all this AVN Xbiz stuff: go study and implement The FindVRporn.com Positioning Guide.

There’s 21 things on that list.

You implement those 21 things and I guaran-flipping-fucking-tee you that next year you’ll be in the running for those awards.

What’s in it for me? Shouldn’t I be getting paid for this type of thing?

As to money, it seems this website’s function is getting swindled and plagiarized.

My main benefit is a soft and snugly sizzle in my incisors.

So, what’s the Goddamn deal already?


Holy fuck me, WankzVR. Game used gear! Is that what I think it means? What does this mean fellas?

Holy fuck me, WankzVR. Game used gear! Is that what I think it means? What does this mean fellas?

Well, first I should mention, by taking part in this deal, you’ve got a chance of winning autographed WankzVR cardboard headsets, brand-new Oculus Rift & Samsung HMD Odysseys, signed WankzVR schwag (I think schwag means stuff/items), a custom shot solo scene from one of the WankzVR contract models, and game-used signed dildos (game-used is a compound adjective, which is why it needs a hyphen, but, more to the point, I think game-used means that the dildo was actually in a famous porn hoo-ha, man! HOLY HELL, FELLAS!)


That has my attention. But… What’s the Goddamn deal already?

Unlimited ONE MONTH ACCESS to both WankzVR and MilfVR for $14.95.

MilfVR? You didn’t say anything about… about… MilfVR.

Still not funny

Personally, very much digging the Christiana Cinn cosplay

Personally, very much digging the Christiana Cinn cosplay

MilfVR is quite similar to WankzVR in many way: except rather than the young, cute, skinny white thing…you get young, but not quite as young; gorgeous, in most cases, to my eyes; generally speaking, I’d say a bit more shapely, which, in the realm of porn actually means healthy, female body weight; and, mostly white, but not quite as white.

Again, your MilfVR feelings will come down to whether you like the MILFS.

The last twelve MILFS: Alena Croft, Ryder Skye, Rachael Cavalli, Laura Bentley, Danielle Derek, Carmen Valentina, Silvia Saige, Tia Cyrus, Lily Lane, Anna Kelly, Misty Stone, Alura Jenson and horny Katie Morgan.

So, honestly…the price is there, the horny-quality is there…so, the way to decide is whether you like the women.

Let me end this on the aformentioned Christiana Cinn… she starred in the June 2, 2017 WankzVR release, Woman of Wonder. 57 minutes long. And, yea…she’s one of my all-time faves, and everybody has different faves, but if she ain’t in your top 10…why not, man!

Let’s be honest, here. 15 bucks ain’t shit. Personally, I’d spend $15 just for the Christiana cosplay. And, in addition, you can download a ton of other VRs.

So, that’s it friends.

Merry Christmas and enjoy.

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12 Days Of Wankzmas Special Offer was last modified: November 6th, 2018 by James Find

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