Today we’ll consider the magnitude of CzechVR’s awesomeness manifesting in their 2017 Free Christmas VR full-length release: featuring, Belle Claire, Jenifer Jane, and Vanessa Decker.
I’m going to be honest with you. I’ve been a fan of CzechVR since they started.
And, I ain’t trying to hide it!
I’ll tell you something else: I love these gorgeous European gal faces!
The risk with my previous statement is someone responding, “What’s wrong with our American gals, man!”
Look, I ain’t knocking nobody.
I’m just saying, honestly…there’s a je ne sais quoi to these CzechVR women that might make a fella take a knee, man!
What! You saying our gals ain’t got… ain’t got… je ne… je ne… je ne say whatever, man!
…Still not funny…
Now, I’ll tell you something else that I usually avoid saying.
What do I usually avoid saying?
I usually avoid saying which studio I find the horniest.
I avoid saying that because once a VR studio crosses a certain professionalism threshold, I don’t believe there’s a right or wrong answer.
It really is just a subjective judgment based upon individual preference, fetish and God knows what other intangible factors (probably childhood aspects) that create the libido’s sense of horny.
But, one thing I do know is I’m using the word avoid too Goddamn much, man!
I never said I was Ernie Hemmingway!
So, I know what else you’re wondering. You’re wondering about the title, man.
A CzechVR Christmas: this is how it’s done, son!
You’re speculating about the constituent components of a CzechVR Christmas.
Here’s a hint: those Euro beauty faces in 3 dimensions!
I’m across the pond eating a bowl of Spaghetios®, but these elegant Euro beauties are messing with my Christmas tree…
All right. So, this Christmas season the good folks at CzechVR have just dropped a Goddamn Christmas miracle in the form of …. look, it’s sort of wrong to single just one girl out, but here’s the thing: I LOVE YOU JENNIFER JANE, AND I’M GOING TO SAY IT!
I’m also heavily digging Vanessa Decker and Belle Claire! They are some fine, fine gals!
And, that’s what so awesome about these trio VRs.
Every dude is going to naturally kind of have a fave.
Believe me, both Vanessa and Belle will have many dudes who are like: I love you, Vanessa! I mean…they got Vanessa’s gifted girl face in the SS zone (pictured below).
And, Belle… Belle actually looks like this beautiful friend of mine…a Platonic friend: (let’s call her Sandy)
…and, I ain’t saying
I pretend Belle’s my friend, and I ain’t saying that I’m muttering: oh, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy! … but I ain’t really denying that either.
So, look… it’s this Christmas season free Czech VR release.
Must see VR.
Thank you guys.
Man, I’m a fan.
Big thanks to Belle, Jennifer and Vanessa for the passionate performance.
And, Merry Christmas, CzechVR!Take Me To CzechVR’s Christmas VR!