Hey friends, tardy to this party: but, I was drunk, depressed, zoning-out, abusing microwave meals and corn chips, Salsa…
God damn it…still not funny in 2019…
Seriously, though, I need to recognize that our friends, the CzechVR gang, recently released yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie…
Now, here’s the thing…
Everybody these days is skeptical about Goddamn everything. There’s some ghastly gaslighting going on a full-fledged scale.
So, I get it. I understand it. People lie all the Goddamn time about Goddamn everything. And, people lie like crazy for a dollar.
It’s hard to trust these days.
That’s just the way it is… You think Sergei’s your Goddamn Facebook friend: turns out he’s a secret agent trying to bend your brainbox!
Hey man, I don’t make reality! I just report on it like a faithful observer with semi-clear eyeballs.
Anyway, what I’m getting at is that when FindVRporn.com says “yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie…”
Well, that means that CzechVR just released yet another high-quality, full-length free XXX 3D horny movie, man!
There ain’t no Goddamn catch.
The idea is that you watch the free movie and want a lot more of their wack-worthy VR porns…so, you subscribe.
That’s it, gentlemen.
Their latest free VR is called Special Gifts: CVR 255.
It stars Alyssa Reece, Cherry Kiss and Heidi Van Horny.
They got downloads available for everything: Oculus, Gear, Go, Windows MR, Vive, Smartphone, Playstation VR, Daydream, You Get The Idea…
And, like most CVR releases, it’s high-quality VR porn.
Don’t trust me?
Everybody lies on the Internet?
All right, well the first VR porn review website doesn’t…um, I mean…just go download the Czech VR 255 – Special Gifts movie for yourself.
Happy New Year, fellas….