February 16, 2016
* There’s a Hologirls VR updated review you might want to read.
The verdict is that HoloGirls is now producing some very horny work (particularly the facesitting videos). And, FindVRporn now recommends HoloGirlsVR.
The following article below—from Feb. 2016—could still be of interest in a sort of historical way.
All right, friends, today we’re going to take a look at a VR porn upstart crew we’ve yet to consider: that’d be the HoloGirls VR boys.
Why am I covering HoloGirls VR at this time?
Two main reasons:
1. Their work has dramatically improved recently.
2. From the online Oculus NSFW community, it’s clear that one of the fellas behind HoloGirls, Brian Shuster, is a sincere individual determined to create high-quality VR porns. What I’ve particularly liked is Brian’s continual desire for critical feedback.
And, I’ve seen him explicitly state, at points, that he’s unhappy with his work.I like that! A LOT! That shows a perfectionist quality that ultimately brings good results.
So, let’s talk about what the HoloGirls boys have got going these days…
Now, when I talk about the teams who run VR porn companies, I often call them boys. Why? I don’t know. Because I’m an idiot?
So, I’ll say something like this, for example: “The BaDoink boys bring us a new VR today…”
But, here’s my conundrum, folks:
It sounds a little funny to say the HoloGirls boys. So, first thing: change your name so I don’t have to change my writing style!
Moving along…Today, we’ll consider several HoloGirls recent efforts: starring such porn folks as Brett Rossi, Blake Eden, Anikka Albrite, Cherie DeVille, Keisha Gray, Abella Danger and Mick Blue.
And, it appears this article’s running a little long. And, I know a lot of people want quick summaries: they call these tldr (too long didn’t read).
Now, why have these tldr summaries become so popular?
Because our subpar educational system and mind-numbing TV culture has produced this!
All right, here’s your summary:
Now it’s time to ramble for a while:
Folks, I have been aware of the HoloGirls stuff for a bit now. I watched their earlier efforts, which featured some truly famous stars: Kayden Kross, Anikka Albrite, August Ames, Abella Danger, Jenna Sativa, Charlotte Stokely, Kenna James, Ana Foxxx, Penny Pax, Karla Kush, Karlee Grey, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, Xander Corvus, Karlie Montana and Adriana Sephora.
I mean… if one thing is clear it’s that HoloGirls VR is successfully getting some very fine females in front of their VR camera rig!
However, I had a number of strong criticisms of those earliest efforts: both technically and otherwise. My biggest criticism, perhaps, was that the Hologirls boys were being somewhat overly-ambitious. The grandeur of vision motivating the 360 degree orgy attempts was admirable.
But, in practice, I think they discovered what the other companies have about 360s. They’re difficult.
And, look… if there’s a brand new company working out their process kinks, I ain’t gonna knock their shit on here. I’m a nobody, certainly, but a few thousand people find their way to this blog each day… and, I just don’t want to crap on a new company…
So, I didn’t review that stuff. But, they’re being covered now, because I like the progress I’ve observed in their work. And, more importantly: I recognize the indicators which suggest that this company will continue to improve.Well, that was kind of a long-winded intro…
All right, so let’s take a look at the Rossi/Eden synopsis for Girls Do It Better:
“Anything you can do, these girls can do it better. Brett Rossi stars in her first scene out of retirement; showing everyone just why she is the best. Also featuring Blake Eden, this sizzling all girl scene will get you up close and personal to Brett like you have never seen before.”Girls Do It Better synopsis
Okay, so these reviews are based on 3 main factors:
What about this movie could have been improved?
Okay, in this case, let’s start with how this movie could have been made hornier… Let me add, for this review, as all reviews on this website, I’m using a Homdio with HTC M8. You have a different rig? Your mileage will likely vary.
1. Clarity/focus: improve. These folks are bringing a spectacular clarity to some very close-up shots. Somehow, they manage to avoid the convergence fuzziness (double-image) thing that I’ve seen happen when the woman is really close to the camera.
How do they avoid that? I don’t know. But, I was impressed by their extreme-close-ups. I’m bolding that because there were some close-ups that were so… wait for it… close! They should have spent more time in extreme close-up.
Where things broke down a bit, for me, was during the mid-range distance: a bit of mid-range fuzziness. Not insanely bad, mind you. But, there’s room for improvement there.
2. Top of frame: the action at the frame’s top got a bit wonky at times. This isn’t unusual in VR porn movies (all companies). But, the upper wonkiness here was a bit more than usual.
3. Alignment: the camera’s alignment was sometimes off. What does this mean? All right, when you center your device, the video should also align symmetrically. That should make sense, right?
4. Beware of too much action: This movie didn’t suffer from this: but their earlier efforts did. So, I wanted to mention it.
Actually, what was SPECTACULAR was that you could look from side-to-side to see masturbation antics from both Brett and Blake. KEEP DOING THAT HOLOGIRLS VR!
5. MORE AND LONGER CLOSE-UPS ON THE WOMEN’S FACES! Trust me…
Let’s talk about what Hologirls VR is doing right:
1. Positioning: yes, that’s at the top of the list. HoloGirls VR is giving us some creative camera angles that we haven’t yet seen in VR porn. But, it’s not enough to be just creative. Their angles are creatively-horny.
You want some examples?A. The non-POV Anikka Albrite reverse cowgirl. Oh, man… why hasn’t anyone done this before? This is great stuff! VR porn has been so POV-centric—which makes sense—but, it’s possible to break from that in some very erotic ways.
And, Anikka demonstrates that. If possible, I would have liked a tighter camera shot on that positioning.B. The Cherie DeVille face-sitting: This is genius! You know, this face-sitting deal is going to be a whole VR porn genre. Wait and see.
C. The lesbian kissing: As seen between Brett Rossi + Blake Eden… and also Abella Danger and Keisha Grey… the HoloGirls boys had the camera positioned beautifully. My only complaint was that this footage didn’t last longer.
D. The Brett and Blake tussle: you just kind of have to see this. It’s hard to explain. These two had an obvious chemistry, and their sequence seemed to have a natural choreography that was dialed into primal cosmic imperatives.
2. The women: HoloGirls VR is shooting some beautiful women. I love a pretty-faced girl. And, Brett and Blake fit this description. Enough said.3. Blake Eden’s panties-to-the-side masturbation: Like every healthy man-fella out there, I’m an absolute panties pervert. And, Blake’s a real woman who knows to keep those shiny heels on her feet… ALWAYS! 4. Brett Rossi’s doggy: I could look at that for a while.
All right, I could go on. That’s what scares me! But, let’s end this.
At this point, I’m saying to keep an eye on this VR company. I expect big things from them. I’m waiting to see if they deliver. I mean… where’s the Cherie DeVille full-length video, man!
I wish these guys success.