March 4, 2016
Hi friends, how is everyone?
Today we’ll look at Virtual Real Porn’s latest release, Hot Drinks: starring, in alphabetical order, Alessa Savage, Juan Lucho and
Now, we’ve previously seen Tiffany in VR action.
As for good, ole Juan: this weenie-loose-and-fancy-free stunt cock has already plowed so many fine, Virtual Real Porn daisy patches… that all a fella can say is… Juan, you lucky, fucking bastard… literally!
And, welcome to Alessa: I believe this is her first VR porn appearance.
Official Movie Synopsis:
Let’s see how the VRP boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
You stop in a bar with your super-hot, French girlfriend Tiffany Doll. Your waitress is the super-sexy Alessa Savage. Innocent thoughts vanish. The good news: neither Tiffany or Alessa want to drink or chat. So, the next step is getting naked and sexual with these cuties.
All right, sure… good, old-fashioned bar pick-up game. Oh, man… good times!
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, I know you good folks have important things to do… baking peanut butter cookies, PlayStation games, lines of crank… I get it, man! Here’s your summary:
No denying that Alessa and Tiffany are both skinny-sexy. The scaling, as usual, is good. At thirty minutes, this is on the lengthy side of VR porn. My feeling is that some parts (such as the blowjob action) could have been shortened.
With that said, though, you will find horny, fappable-worthy sections: in particular, the tight-camera shots of the upright-leaning-in cowgirl stand out as particularly enjoyable.
I found myself rewinding that back and skipping through footage. This is often the case for me, though. The cowgirl-scaling (with camera-tightness) makes this one worth saving.
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like a magical rabbit to David Copperfield. Or… oh, man. You know, I ought to give-up on these analogies! The idea—and, it’s a commonsense one—is that the particular woman is very influential in determining a VR porn’s horny level.
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a beer keg, and her titty-boppers are like martini olives and her some other body part is like a martini swizzle stick.. Shit, I’m getting thirsty now! The idea is that we want things proportional and realistic.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Alessa and Tiffany: as mentioned, I find both of these gals sexxxy. They’re just my type: skinny, pretty faces, straight hair.
2. Alsessa’s stockings and garter: Yes, friends… So many men get horny over this stuff, I’m not sure if it’s even a fetish. Absolutely love it.
3. Cowgirl footage: I’ve really seen Virtual Real Porn’s cowgirl footage improve over the months. In this movie, it’s all leaning-forward: with an in-your-face, immediate feeling. This is just what you want. And, the scaling of the women’s faces feels right.
The size of their faces feels real. This type of thing is hard to explain. You sort of have to see it to know what I mean.
Anyway, great cowgirling in this movie.
4. Positioning: so, the cowgirl VR was great. But, this movie could have benefited from tossing in some tight doggy footage, stand-up or something else for additional variety.
5. Blowjobbing: you know, VR blowjobs don’t do much for me. Maybe others enjoy this more. However, I would have shortened the blowjob and girl-kissing sections.
All things considered, the immersive cowgirling (with those pretty faces close-up) makes this a movie I will fap to again. Hey, I know that’s pretty plain language, but we try to be straight with each other over here!!!