March 18, 2016
All right, friends, just a couple days ago we saw Lilyan Red in a VRP movie. And, the redhead temptress quickly reappears with a new tattoo and that same insatiable desire.
Additionally, BaDoink, from this point forth, will be exclusively using their new VR equipment, and friends… it produces spectacular results. I’ll discuss that further below.
Official Movie Synopsis:
First, though, let’s see how the BaDoink boys describe their latest effort (lightly-edited):
While your Spanish girlfriend models her sexy St. Patrick’s Day outfit, she notices some sexting from a random slut. Now, she’ll probably yell, but in the virtual universe, you can always tune out! Enter a steamy, dream sequence and fuck the shit out of beautiful Lilyan Red. She ain’t Irish, but this hot ginger gives you the best St. Paddy’s ever. BaDoink VR's Getting Lucky movie synopsis
All right, this is sounding good, because honestly… hey, it’s Lilyan Red.
She seems like the type of gal who simply can’t get enough man. Like….ever.
Give Me A Convenient, Time-Saving tl;dr…
All right, I know you good folks have to go door-to-door to promote your favorite candidates and hand-out pamphlets to people, like myself, who don’t want to be bothered! Thus, you need a summary…
VR Porn Reviewing Scientific Method:
I do these reviews based upon three main factors:
1. The woman: let’s face it. The woman to VR porn is like the thinking cap to Al Einstein. Oh man, I think that was my worst analogy yet. But, here’s the idea: the woman matters… like… A LOT!
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? I mean… if the gal’s head’s the size of a four-leaf clover and her torso’s like a sack of potatoes… well, it just doesn’t work.
3. Positioning: of the women and cameras. Close-ups are much-desired. It’s also great to get some variety of sexual positions.
All right, let’s talk about what was done right in this movie and where there’s room for improvement:
1. Okay, Lilyan Red tops the list because she’s a redhead hottie, and every adult fella in the universe wants to pump her petunia. And, yea… that includes the gay fellas, too!
2. New BaDoink equipment: All right, this is really the heart of the discussion.
So, here’s the thing. This is the first review I’m doing with my new Galaxy S7 and Samsung Gear VR combo. Now, if you’re trying to figure out how to use VR porn with a Gear, I wrote up instructions here.
All right, so… the bottom line is that the 3D, clarity, scaling and image-depth in this movie was just absolutely fantastic.
I ain’t bullshitting you friends.
So, yea… I mean… I encounter this quandary repeatedly when trying to describe the quality of virtual reality in words. It’s just a sort of impossible task. The truth is… you really just need to put a headset on and see it.
But, let me try a little.
Okay, so we know that BaDoink invested in some expensive and highly-sophisticated camera equipment. And, they’re now using it. And, it’s the depth, man! It just feels… more… three-dimensional, man! That’s the best I can tell you.
3. The scaling: oh, fantastic! The better scaling results from the Gear VR.
Listen, I enjoyed the hell out of the Homido HMD I used for eight months. I ain’t gonna lie. I ain’t gonna dis ole faithful.
But, the Homido, as I often mentioned, would distort scale at the frame’s top.
That doesn’t happen with the Gear. Oh man, I’m going to have a good time with this set-up!
4. Positioning: the cowgirl is tight, in-your-face. And, there’s missionary, which I think is a good position in VR. They just need to get it tighter and also have video segments where the woman’s face fills the screen. Then pull back to a slightly-more-distant perspective. That’s what I want to see.
The truth is… this is great stuff.
Now, I ain’t dissing the other VR porn companies I cover. On this blog, I cover the best. If I wouldn’t spend my own hard-earned money on it, I don’t recommend it. Period.
But, I’m going to be completely honest here. At this moment in time, BaDoink’s technical quality is the best of the bunch. Now, this game is rapidly changing. And, I mean… rapidly! What’s true today might not be so tomorrow.