Raver Carmen’s Cock Crazy

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Hi friends, let’s consider BaDoinkVR’s new release, EDM Banger, starring crazed-cutie Carmen Caliente.

And, friends, I ain’t saying crazed-cutie for nothing.

How does one verbalize Carmen’s frenetic fuck action, primitive lust, and licentious desperation?

It’s hard to capture in words. I swear I’m not just saying that. She’s more energetic than most, man!

Carmen's rave outfit

Carmen’s rave outfit

This movie, unusually, is also horny-intriguing. Either that or I have an over-active imagination.

What does horny-intriguing even mean? Why is it unusual?

It almost seemed like they set-out to create an intentional caricature of uncontrollable, female libido. Like something purposefully over-saturated for effect.

Am I making too much of this? I don’t know…

It’s a fertile creative set-up. Ms. Caliente’s dressed for raving: explaining that she’s really high on life.

Oh, I remember those days, friends! That whole high on life thing can get sorta spendy, man! And, also bring out my inner idiot.

Okay. So, these reviews are based primarily on evaluating the woman, scaling, positioning, technical competence and any other relevant factors needed to reach a conclusion.

With the year wrapping-up, lately I’ve been formalizing everything I’ve been saying the last couple years about VR porn camera/body positioning.

It’s interesting because much of what I’ve advocated for has now been done. Regardless of how that sounds: it’s simply true. And, ideas and terms coined here have a way of popping-up. Again, simply true.

So, with 2017 winding down, let’s keep hammering this thing out. Speaking of something else I’d like to …um… hammer out:

Positioning Elements FindVRporn is looking for in every release


1. Face close-up time in sweet spot zone, minimum 3 minutes.
2. Sweet spot clothed teasing, minimum 2 minutes.
3. Bent-over blowjob, minimum 2 minutes.
4. Missionary push-forward, minimum 5 minutes.
5. Truncated missionary: minimum 3 minutes. If you want major bonus points: fade cuts between truncated and push forward!
6. Standing from behind head/hair pull, minimum 3 minutes.
7. Immediate doggy that feels big enough, minimum 2 minutes.
8. Squatting Cowgirl Hoverface, minimum 2 minutes.
9. Ten finger reverse cowgirl, minimum 1 minute… as seen in Deadpool.
Bonus:

1. Switch a few times into immediate 3rd person POV.
2. Work in moving camera.
3. As a very general rule, imo, it’s best to have the woman pulled down far in the frame: even to the extent where all that’s seen of the man is his thrusting dipstick.
4. Although controversial, if it were up to me, I’d say break 1st person POV all the time with quick black fadecuts that then refocus very close to the woman’s face etc. and then fade back to POV…this is something not seen much, though CzechVR is closest…
5. Although, not strictly a positioning aspect, if the background provides maximum contrast with the woman, everything—including positioning—looks better.

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We got Carmen’s face in that close, sweet spot zone

Another emphasized point is that ain’t nobody the final word. This is all just one man’s opinion.

Further complicating things, the same movie can appear differently based upon people’s varying facial structures and equipment used. Furthermore, people have natural and varied preferences as to size/scaling.

So, there’s just no way around arbitrariness.

In the words of world-renowned moral philosopher and VR porn superfan, John Rawls:

The bad man desires arbitrary power. What moves the evil man is the love of injustice.

As it happens, there is no way to relate that quotation back to this article.

Let’s Talk About Crazy Carmen Caliente


Carmen hits you with a cowgirl hoverface

Carmen hits you with a squatting cowgirl hoverface

So, I watched the Gear VR version. Visually, this was beautiful. Putting the neon colors on Carmen was eyeball-effective.

Props to Carmen for embodying the horny-high raver girl in the exaggerated, over-the-top way previously mentioned.

Position-wise, it’s clear the BaDoinkVR gang aimed for an extremely-strict POV perspective. And, they did exactly that.

More hoverface Carmen

Hover baby!

For me, the scale was a tad small. That’s all right, though, I simply gave it a little nudge with DEO VR player. I think, irl, Ms. Caliente fits the sweet-and-petite category.

Now, I’m evaluating based upon the list above. And, let me reemphasize that it’s simply my list. It’s just the stuff that I personally like to see. It might overlap with your desires. It might not.

So, what was delivered from that list?

There was some sweet-spot face time and plenty of clothed teasing with a good, contextual set-up.

Carmen Caliente VR porn doggy style picture

Carmen, I need to get my pre-rave doggy on!

There was also some cowgirl hoverfacing, missionary push-forward, and doggy that was fairly immediate-feeling (all pictured below).

I found all of those segments enjoyable; though, I felt there could have been more hoverfacing; the missionary could have been pushed further forward, and the doggy more immediate.

I would have liked to see a bent-over blowjob segment. And, I would have really enjoyed seeing Carmen, in particular, performing a truncated missionary (as pictured below from a CzechVR movie) along with smothering stand-up hair-pulling action.

So, all things considered, when the Fleshlight hits the weenie: a sexy gal like Carmen being horny-crazy close to

a high-quality VR camera makes for a fun release.

It’s interesting. It held my attention. And, I think the high-on-life-aroused-pre-rave scenario could be a reusable template for BaDoinkVR.

By no means to undermine Carmen’s fine performance; but, I’d also like to see some recent BaDoink gals in this role: Penny Pax, Brandi Love, and definitely Jessa Rhodes. Jessa seems made for this type of thing.

Truncated missionary

Patty Michova in a Czech VR release shows off a truncated missionary technique that is horny!

So, unsurprisingly, BaDoinkVR offered some good, competent stuff. Now that the technical aspects (color, lighting, sound, scale, etc.) are consistently delivered, my criticisms are more concerned with what’s not presented. And, there ain’t no way around that being intensely subjective.

In other words, people want different things. It’s possible this movie provides exactly what you seek. It’s possible that all you want is a fifteen minute JOI VR focused on the woman’s face (hint, hint: not a bad idea), in which case both my list and this movie ain’t going to do it for you.

I’ve been, in good conscience, recommending BaDoinkVR since the start. And, that still holds true. Personally, going into the new year, I’m hoping these felllas keep doing what they’re doing with the addition of the added sexual/camera positioning discussed above.

And, I hope they bring Carmen Caliente back.

Raver Carmen’s Cock Crazy was last modified: April 11th, 2019 by James Find

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