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VRP Regains Mojo As 2017 Ends

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Hi friends, welcome to FindVRporn.com…the original, most singular, congenial, anti-Zeitgeist, VR porn review website on the Internets: the site where VR porn concepts first get formulated before spreading.

All right, friends, in short order we’ll touch upon the chunky guy from King of Queens, Daisy Duke, Daisy Duke’s shorts and other stuff that has little to do with virtual pornography.

To bypass those musings, embedded below’s the free preview for Virtual Real Porn’s new Tracy Lindsay movie: New Youtuber.

And, here’s the download link.

And, here’s a picture below of a gal who could inspire men to punch each other in the face…you know it’s true! I just report on reality, man!

Tracy Lindsay doggy style pose in black spandex

Oh, Tracy baby!
You’re killing me!
I love you!
Or, I love your beautiful yoga pants ass in a doggy pose at least!

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This exercise instructor on YouTube template is a winner. And, very nice work VRP and Tracy

This exercise instructor on YouTube template is a winner. And, very nice work VRP and Tracy

Quick thoughts, stream of consciousness style:

1. The background wall was white. Given Tracy’s coloration, I believe a dark background would have been hornier.

2. The whole opening exercise bike/stretching segment with Tracy’s accompanying explanation/dialogue was pure VR porn gold. Conceptually, this is how a studio leverages VR porn’s unique power.

When I think about virtual porn movies these days…honestly…I think about all the untapped horny-power that’s not being properly exploited.

In my view, VRP’s tapping it with these solo set-ups. And, as with the recent Nancy release, here they also consistently kept Tracy in the SS zone.

I’ll say it again later, but this New YouTuber thing really needs to be a reusable template. Damn enjoyable (as pictured below).

Tracy rides bike in a vr porn

I enjoyed Tracy’s bike riding segment

Also, pictured below, we see Tracy demonstrating some stretch techniques.

Oh, Tracy baby... I'm subscribing to your channel baby!

Oh, Tracy baby… I’m subscribing to your channel baby!

3. Speaking of which, really, really nice performance, Tracy.

Excellent job with the dialogue, eye contact, camera engagement, everything. I didn’t know who Tracy was…but I’ll be looking for her next release.

Something else about Tracy…girl knows she looks all kinds of fine in her spandex glory!

Shove that spandex glory big papa's direction, Tracy baby

Shove that spandex glory big papa’s direction, Tracy baby

4. These solos, for me, are what VR porn’s all about. I hope we see many more from VRP.

Okay, next:

Beautiful work VRP with the camera truncation and pull-down.

For example, pictured below observe a doggy style posing pull down: that’s to say, Tracy is at the frame’s bottom, which looks very horny/properly-scaled in the VR headset.

Here's a great example of a doggy pull-down

Here’s a great example of a doggy pull-down

Pictured below, notice how low Tracy’s pulled for the gal diddle. It’s this positioning which enhances the movie’s sense of spatial correctness/scaling (width, in particular) and overall realism.

Tracy masturbates for Virtual Real Porn

Pulled down real low Tracy diddles her funbox

You boys are reading along, right?

Yes, I was impressed with the truncated cowgirl (pictured below) first seen in the recent Nancy A outing.

Oh, Nancy truncated cowgirl VR baby!

Oh, Nancy truncated cowgirl VR baby!

And, I’m going to tell you: it warms the horny region of my man mind to see this solo-truncation trend continue, man!

And along those lines… I know what you’re wondering. The title…

What do I mean by mojo? The title says, VRP Regains Mojo As 2017 Ends.

Okay, by mojo I mean…there was a time when VRP was the horny standard…then, VRP got formulaic-predicatable…(just being honest)…

And, now you boys are getting camera horny-creative (e.g. previously referenced truncated cowgirl and also all the pull down/truncation we’re discussing).

What’s with all this lingo coined right here on FindVRporn.com, man…truncated, pull-down, squatting cowgirl hoverface, missionary push-forward, lugubrious, heights-of-horny, Horny Mountain, etc.?

To address your question, please read this.

Okay, so

Team VRP’s stomping their way back to the tippy-top peak of Horny Mountain, man!

I already know I’m not Goddamn funny!

I never said I was the hilarious, charming chubster from King of Queens.

crazy porno collage

Here’s the fat guy with a skinny gal who’d never be with a working class fat man

Let’s be honest: that guy’s not funny at all.

Let’s be really honest: all those shows are stupid (with the exception of Dukes of Hazard reruns largely because of Daisy Duke, and…wait for it…her Daisy Dukes, man!)

Still not funny!

Daisy Duke hologram

Why does Daisy Duke keep appearing on FindVRporn.com. I don’t fucking know, man? Why are we only given around 80 years on earth. I’d need about 800 years to attain enlightenment, man!

So, I ain’t funny. My concentration sucks.

But, Tracy’s a beauty who looks heavenly-horny in yoga pants and the VRP boys got their cameras in the right spots more often than not.

The VRP camera game is getting interesting and quite innovative these days.

I’m still waiting on the body-scan-roving-camera, but yea…these Virtual Real Porn efforts lately are definitely worth the price of admission.

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