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Hi friends, Happy New Year’s Day.
Today we’ll take our first look at the VRbangers studio.
These fellas been VR banging away for a while.
And, we should have discussed them sooner, but…in 2017 my head got stuck in some stupid shit on the shady side of Cerebral Street: and, while waiting for the sun to pop through the clouds like a yellow pin jabbing into a white balloon; I realized: just pull the curtain string harder, man!
Just pick yourself up by your VR headset straps!
Still not funny…
And…wait for it… the first… I never said I was Richie Pryor, man of 2018!
So, this stuff doesn’t make 100% rational sense, friends. This is something that happens at FindVRporn.com. It’s part of who we are, man.
And, it’s also part of why—despite the Copycat Crusader’s™ best efforts—ain’t nobody ever going to be a better version of FindVRporn.com than FindVRporn.com: the Internet’s first VR porn review website. The one constantly copied.
This is where so many VR porn concepts were first formulated. And, that pattern will hold in the New Year, my amigos.
FindVRporn.com will always remark about interesting things. For example, speaking of New Year’s eve…isn’t it awfully interesting how similar the word party horn is to party horny!
There ain’t no such thing as coincidence, man!
How Does Team VRbangers describe themselves?
Grab a Mountain Dew fellas, these boys are more long-winded than yours truly!
VR Porn videos, 4K 3D 360 Exclusive Virtual Reality Sex…
Welcome to VR Bangers, the home of the hottest virtual reality porn videos on the planet. Sit back and be prepared to have your mind and your cock blown, as you put on your VR porn headset and jump dick first into the virtual world of hot sex and fun. Find the woman of your dreams and let her take you on an adventure across the internet to end up in her virtual lair with her legs spread, her mouth open, and her pussy dripping.
You’ll swear you’re in the room with her as the 180 or 360 degrees 3D video invites and temps you to reach out and feel her perky nipples, to caress her soft face, or to finger her tight wet hole. Let the woman of your dreams be your guide as she teaches you to enjoy a hot blowjob or a sensual fuck like you’ve never experienced it before. Who needs a real woman when you have the full experience of everything you need without the hassle of post-cum conversation and unwanted cuddles?
You’ll be able to get up close and personal as you watch the women of VR Bangers put on their make up or talk dirty as they get ready for you. Get hard as your personal virtual woman strips down to her panties and bra to do things that you only get to see in private. You’ll get a glimpse into the VR worlds of sensuality and hardcore sex as you get the visual experience of watching a woman get down between your legs to take care of your every need.
Once you’ve seen the VR porn that VR Bangers offers, everything else will seem like a flat 2D farce. You can browse our catalog for the woman you’ll have as your personal guide to getting you off before you choose a blonde coed, a voluptuous brunette, an Asian sexpot, or a mocha honey. Look around the room to see what else is going on as you get head or plant your throbbing cock deep inside a tight warm pussy. Look right to see a voyeur watching you get off, look left to see the world go by outside your window as you get your dick wet, look up to see what your lady can see as she sucks your dick, and then look out for the wildest virtual porn orgasm of your life. Enjoy the tour and then step up to a whole new way to experience porn in virtual reality with VRBangers.com! VRbangers website
So, being honest: I think that this self-description represents a missed opportunity for VRbangers.
First, the writing quality is subpar. You ain’t never saving anything by cutting a competent writer out of the budget. You could pay a professional writer like myself $300, and I’d spend an hour transforming that semantic mess into something beautiful that would actually help to sell the product.
That text wall aims to sound exciting, but you know what it doesn’t accomplish?
It doesn’t express why I should type my credit card number into the VRbangers website rather than the website belonging to WankzVR, BaDoinkVR, VRP, etc.
That raises our next question:
What Distinguishes VRbangers From Other VR Studios?
Why should I choose VRbangers?
I’m not getting a unique sense of identity from these fellas.
Not to be excessively repetitive, but this is as important as it gets.
I need to know why this studio is different. Kind of like Ike and Tina Turner, I work sort of hard for the money. And, I need a case presented for why a particular studio should get this semi-hard money.
Concerning studio reviews, we’re interested in many factors: but, there are some primary concerns
3. Size of existing library?
4. Release frequency?
6. Anything particularly innovative?
7. Is there a clear sense of identity?
For a number of extraordinarily thorough articles that explain FindVRporn.com’s methods, click this.
Some of the gals who have VRbanged include Blair Williams, Alexis Fawx, Harley Dean, Jade Kush, Dillion Harper, Mia Malkova, Riley Reid, Elsa Jean, Kenzie Taylor, Pristine Edge, Alex Black, Katerina Hartlova, August Ames, Vinna Reed, Katy Rose, Nicole Aniston, Brandi Love, Angel Piaf, Megan Rain, Violette Pink, Gina Gerson, Angel Wicky, Piper Perri, Daisy Lee, Cherry Kiss, Misha Cross, Alexa Tomas, Patty Michova, Alexis Adams, Pussykat, Luna Corazon and many others.
So, you can see that VRbangers has shot movies with some of the most famous women in the porn industry. If that’s your thing, there you go.The existing library?
As of January 1, 2018 there are over 140 movies. Additionally, it appears that each movie has an embedded preview. I like that. As in…I like that A LOT!
All VR porn studios need to have free previews for an obvious reason: so the potential consumer can evaluate the work before spending hard-earned money, man.
And, honestly, if the studio doesn’t have the previews, this is what I think, “The work must not be very good.” Maybe I’m wrong for having that thought, but…that’s how it is.
My criticism of the Bangers boys, though, would be I want a download link to the free preview. Presently, you can watch the 2D video on their website. Or, you can do the whole, “To enter VR, use a WebVR-compatible browser or a WebGL compatible mobile phone by scanning this code.”
Respectfully, no sir.
I need a download link to the Gear VR preview.
But, the Bangers boys do offer two extended length, free previews.
1. Motherly Love, featuring Dillion Harper and Bridgette B. 10 minutes. And, the Motherly Love webpage links to a Dillion Harper Fleshlight.
Motherly Love is mainly an extended double suckjob that’s slightly distant feeling.
I would have loved it if they took the almost never seen approach of just getting that camera close to the suck action.
First, let me say that these reviews consider many factors, which you can read about in extraordinary depth by visiting this page.
To be brief, this preview did show the needed technical competence—SOSC, scaling, color, etc.—to cross the necessary threshold for me.
2. Sauna Russian Style, featuring Alex Black, Sweet Cat, Rihanna Samuel, Silvia Dellai and Kattie Gold. 10 minutes.
This preview was hornier than the previous. And, it also crossed the needed threshold for me.
There was a tragically missed opportunity: all those beautiful gals in bikinis with the camera so distant! Good grief…
But, the upright cowgirl was 100% competently executed and highly horny.
Additionally, there was some doggy posing in the SS Zone that worked for me just fine!
Other VR porn studios please note how Team Bangers offers these free extended previews. In my opinion, this is a necessary policy.Release frequency?
It says, “Weekly exclusive updates.” I find that somewhat ambiguous: that could mean one VR a week…it could also mean two VRs a week.Anything particularly innovative?
Yes. VRbangers offers a VR interactive game called The Dragon Milf.
It works with Oculus and Vive. I don’t have either. Besides, I don’t have much expertise in evaluating VR porn games. But, this is an innovative aspect that distinguishes Bangers from other studios.
I also like how the Bangers website has a drop-down menu which sorts their library into categories. This is a nice touch, and I’d say it should be a standardized practice for VR porn studios.
The Bangers website seems to be thoughtfully designed. While it might seem a minor detail, they have a comprehensive FAQ section. I like that. The movie graphics are clearly professional. They have a frequently-updated blog. And, the general impression is organization and professionalism.
For another 40 hours or something, their Christmas/New Year special is still running.
It looks like you can get 2 years for 13 cents a day. Now, I’ve seen some pricing practices that irritate me with their annoyingness, but if I’m going to be 100% honest for 1 sentence, this 2 years for 13 cents a day takes the Fleshlight.
365 x 2 x .13 = $94.90?
There are other options including 2 months for 33 cents a day.
I really don’t like this practice of breaking down price this way.
Just give the Goddamn lump sum price, man!Does FindVRporn.com Recommend A Subscription to VRbangers.com?
Personally…again, just going to tell it straight…I’d be willing to pay up to $25 for one month. And, I’d download everything and then cancel. I’m just telling you the truth.
Now, for other dudes, here are the factors as I see them:
1. Do you like the famous American porn gals? Not everyone does. Some like amateurs, and you know…there’s all sorts of desires out there. So, look over the rather sizable VRbangers stable and see what you think. If you’re digging the conventionally-regarded American A-list of pornstars, you get that with this studio.
2. Are you looking for conventional, heterosexual porn scenarios? That’s what you get here.
3. Any interest in a virtual porn game for Oculus/Vive?
It depends on how you answer those questions.
Good luck VRbangers.
Happy New Year!Take Me To VR Bangers!