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Leya Falcon Splash Mountain and The Hands Debate

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Wetter Than Splash Mountain by MilfVR
Starring: Leya Falcon
43 minutes
Released: January 3, 2019

Hi friends, if I didn’t do this site…and, I could only have 3 VR porn subscriptions, MilfVR would be one of them.

I imagine I’ll keep renewing the yearly subscription until I’m senile and stashed away in some dingy home: wearing a diaper while baffled by the bingo game and choking on my apple sauce.

Why will I keep renewing MilfVR until I’m senile and playing bingo?

I like their actresses. I like the general camera positioning. Pretty simple, right?

On a different note, Wetter Than Splash Mountain makes me again consider the somewhat controversial hands in VR porn movies topic.

And, this article will be a piece of the FindVRporn Standards Project to address the whole hands debate.

Now, some loud voices seem dedicated to decrying man hand visibility in virtual porn scenes.

They argue it “breaks immersion.”

So, I can’t say they’re wrong.

If you don’t like pineapple pizza…then you don’t like pineapple pizza, man! But, why the fuck don’t you like pineapple pizza, man!! (…never said I was Rod Dangerfield.)

As an aside: some people like something. Some don’t. I write the way that makes me happy. You get one life. You’re young. Then you’re in diapers playing bingo. Then you’re dead.

After that, who knows?

But, to my best knowledge, this little blink in time is it, and I’m going to do things in a way that makes me Goddamn happy!

Moving along

The anti-hands/immersion argument

The anti-hands/immersion argument never made much sense to me because…

The manner in which VR porn immersion is popularly conceptualized never made much sense to me.

I want a clear, close and realistic 3D image. I’m not being tricked into thinking I’m in Ms. Falcon’s bedroom wearing a green sweater.

Furthermore, what does make sense to me would be more of an anti-man-torso argument. In other words, as I’ve been repeating for years, pull the woman lower in the frame.

An anti-woman’s-hands argument also makes sense to me. In other words, arguing against when the female performer’s hands block the vagina view during missionary and the like…

Anyway

Watching this release, I’m glad to see MilfVR ignoring those loud voices: which I’ve always suspected don’t represent the consumer majority.

As for me, much of what I’ve advocated for in VR porn filming I’m now consistently seeing.

My present wish list actually runs in complete opposition to the VR porn immersion sacred cow.

For 2019, the things I’d like to see all involve techniques that would give the sacred cow an unholy kick. I never said I was Ernie Hemmingway, man.

But, here’s the thing…I’m not advocating for these things to intentionally kick a cow or any other farm animal.

They’re simply the techniques that I believe would maximize the virtual horny…

And, that’s always what it’s about over here.

So, it seems in this release there’s more man hands than usual. Maybe not. But, it seems that way. And, if not, I needed to address the whole hands thing at some point anyway. But, if you think about it…

…Why shouldn’t there be some serious grabbing?

If Leya Falcon’s bouncy butt was colliding reverse cowgirl…you mean to tell me you ain’t grabbing some gal gorgeousness, man! It’d be spankin’ time, Ms. Falcon!

So, you can’t make everyone happy. Believe that.

Make your own Goddamn self happy.

So…

This Leya VR, unsurprisingly, was a fine release that had all the good parts we’ve come to expect from MVR.

There was a horny Leya bentover blowjob sequence. And, as I’ve stated elsewhere: this should be a staple for every heterosexual scene.

 bent over blowjob executed by Leya Falcon

Very horny bent over blowjob executed by Leya Falcon

And, I liked the prone bone inclusion. This is something we should see much more often in VR porn scenes. Additionally, I’d like to see a moving camera offer various perspectives on it including truncation.

In other words, truncate the prone bone to simulate that you’re staring straight down at Leya’s ass.

Leya Falcon prone bone

A somewhat unusual prone bone segment… and, I’d like to see much more 3D prone boning in 2019

And, in the picture below, you can get a sense of the wild porn energy that Leya Falcon brought to this movie. This is a good thing.

This picture makes me think of the concept of "Porn Energy." A little bit abstract, but I'll have to write about the topic in the future

This picture makes me think of the concept of “Porn Energy.” A little bit abstract, but I’ll have to write about the topic in the future

However, that picture makes me realize that, surprisingly, this movie didn’t have a push-forward missionary segment. The PFM should also be a staple in every virtual porn scene.

And, I still want moving body scans with truncation (and without).

All things considered, if you want horny sorta conventional 3D porn, I strongly recommend a MilfVR sub.

Here are some additional pictures.

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Leya Falcon Splash Mountain and The Hands Debate was last modified: January 4th, 2019 by James Find

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