Jesse Pony Creampierates of the Caribbean MilfVR

Jesse Pony MILF VR Creampierates Review

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Summary

Review of Jesse Pony starring in Creampierates of the Caribbean for MILF VR. Jesse’s authenticity and sexual energy reaffirms my feeling that she’s one of the stronger contemporary VR porn performers.

Pros

Jesse Pony
Sensational sexual energy
Sexual and human authenticity
General VR porn optical and production competence
Clever concept and word play
An all-around highly professional product

Cons

Not enough camera (perspective distance) switches
No moving camera
Missing shots
Nothing particularly unexpected visually or otherwise

So, I can’t review as many  individual scenes these days because…there’s only so much time. And, that available time is wrapped-up in other avenues including following the compelling device developments: which gets complex to sort through. There’s a fuckton of info to process. And, my fucking brain power…hey, I can only work with the IQ points I’ve been given…

Thus, when an individual scene is highlighted…that means it was particularly good.

That’s the case with a very recent MILF VR (review) release, Creampierates of the Caribbean, starring Jesse Pony. True to form, MILF VR provides clever wordplay, a  humorous title and  fun concept. And, while I do feel that the WankzVR/MILF VR general camera positioning and VR porn Gestalt power peaked some years back; their output remains world class, successfully competes with anyone, and very easily justifies the admission cost.

With MILF VR you can expect a slick, polished optical experience. And, you get that here. This release is simply distinguished by Jesse Pony’s performance. She provides the rowdy fuck energy and authenticity that I’ve praised and requested over the years. Ultimately, what can you say? Some have it and some don’t. And, that’s just the way it is…and, JESSE’S GOT IT!

Sexual intensity

It can be difficult to describe sexual intensity in words. The final analysis—perhaps unavoidably crude—is that the woman’s performance succeeds if the viewer wants to pound her. As suggested, that might not be an analysis for polite conversation, but we’re talking about porn, and that’s the simple truth. And, Jesse always quickly wins me over in this regard. Big time. This performance and her WankzVR release, One Thousand Trick Pony, which also inspired a special attention post, just really sent my man motor into the red.

Jesse Pony Creampierates of the Caribbean leg out doggy MilfVR style

Jesse Pony Creampierates of the Caribbean leg out doggy MilfVR style

The standout moment for me was the doggy-look-back with one leg extended…and, that long white boot was noticed. FUCKING HORNY! Additionally, I hope MILF VR ignores the dipshits and continues shooting doggy style perched on the stool. FUCKING LOVE THAT!

Concerning ignoring the dipshits, something I’ve noticed about WankzVR/MILF VR over the years is that they do largely ignore the noise and execute their personal vision. We’ve especially seen this some years back with tremendously ambitious and spectacular movies like Zombie Slayers.

Zombie Slayers WankzVR

WankzVR Zombie Slayers was the most ambitious VR porn feature I’ve seen to date. It remains an outlier in VR porn history.

As a side note, 2016 was a very good year for VR porn—arguably its best year—with a much higher level of overall creativity in the industry. I believe that the market—so to speak—hadn’t yet sorted itself out and everyone was willing to take more chances and risks. Things have subsequently stagnated in the industry writ large. And, while the general formula certainly works, I must admit to being a bit…not exactly bored…but, just rarely surprised. There are a few exceptions such as Naughty’s Real Girls AR…and, these days I am very excited about the burgeoning AR/mixed reality developments that I’m posting about on the front page in some detail. Truth is I’ve been eagerly anticipating what’s presently happening for years now.

Ambition of releases

I’ve speculated previously that the WankzVR decline in cinematic grandiosity is perhaps attributed to a return that couldn’t justify the expense and time. If that’s the case, it’s a shame that such efforts don’t generate the appreciation that they most certainly fucking warrant. The consumers of this world just continually disappoint me.

One of the painful ironies of doing something better than anyone else is that once you do it…then you’ve just set the bar for yourself. And, it doesn’t get forgotten. And, people like myself are then looking for you to replicate the bar that…as I said…you yourself had set. That’s just the way this fucking life works.

Jesse Pony Creampierates of the Caribbean legs spread missionary

Jesse Pony Creampierates of the Caribbean legs spread missionary

Cameras

I think moving camera—or just a camera  distance switch—should have been employed at various points to provide more truncated moments. I’ve said the same over the years so no need to repeat myself. And, that the doggy didn’t veer into pull-back…either that’s an oversight or the studio doesn’t regard it as highly as I do. There are other missing shots which also suggest my personal desires perhaps aren’t popular…or, erotic opportunities are missed that would be widely enjoyed. Who the fuck knows?

VR porn immediacy

I’m looking for a VR porn Gestalt that creates an immediacy. So, someone will say what do you mean by that exactly? And, although perhaps impossible to describe, it’s the VR porn sense of tight proximity that enhances the realism. But, it’s also more than that. It’s what some refer to as “immersion.” But, it’s also more than that. It’s when the totality is greater than the sum of its parts. You might not be able to describe it exactly. But, you sure as fuck know it when you see it.

What I find really interesting is that we see MILF VR absolutely killing it in this regard all the way back to the February 2017 Cherie DeVille release, The Interview: which still remains a type of holy grail template for how to shoot a VR porn scene.The Cherie DeVille part doesn’t hurt either. She happens to be very good at VR. Like I said, you either got it or you don’t.

Another holy grail scene for me will always be Stella Cox in Moneyshot for WankzVR, also from 2017, which remains one of my favorite all-time scenes.

Money Shot Stella Cox

Stella Cox in Money Shot… just ridiculously horny!

There are other examples I could have chosen, but those two illustrate the point well enough.  Nonetheless, as mentioned, I enjoyed the doggy segment: Jesse’s thighs…and, her cute little ass sticking out: what the hell’s not to like, man! And, the missionary segment was a first-rate, smothering romp that I’ll revisit: for that brain-breaking, Jesse encouragement as you’re pumping along. Horny! I want to add that I just made a point of watching, for the first time, Jesse’s Swallowbay scene: and, yes…just outrageously pervy-horny. I might have to also write that one up.

I can take as much Jesse Pony VR as you’d like to give. There are many VR porn actresses that I like. Jesse is certainly on the first page of that list. And, I’d FUCKING LOVE to see her do a solo striptease type scene done in the style of Stasy, Stripz, Reality Lovers or VR Sexperts.

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Comments 2

  1. Preach! There is only a handful of good moving camera and truncated videos, and these are so, so good! I really hope your work will have desired results eventually!!!!

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    “Preach! There is only a handful of good moving camera and truncated videos”

    Yes, this is true. It can be hard to understand why these techniques aren’t used more. I think part of it is that there’s an extremely vocal minority that makes a lot of fucking noise and has a disproportionate influence.

    As far as truncation, even the “muh immersion” dipshits can’t say that it breaks immersion. I’d argue that it increases an immersive sense.

    Thanks for stopping by. It’d be a good thing for VR porn if studios tuned-out a lot of the message board bullshit.

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