February 12, 2016
All right, friends, how is everybody?
Thanks for stopping by again.
And, if this is your first time here: welcome…
Today we’re going to be discussing BaDoink’s latest virtual effort: Heart Shaped Ass, starring Ms. Zoe Doll.
And, if you’re familiar with this blog, you know there are three main factors that go into these reviews:
Okay, so… speaking of synopses, let’s see how the Badoink boys describe their latest effort :
VR porn also celebrates love, and when you’re dating a sexy Spanish redhead like Zoe Doll, Valentine’s Day is definitely special. She loves her teddy bear and her heart-shaped lollipop, but the real present unwrapping comes when Zoe gets out of her dress and rocks that big booty back and forth on your dick. Zoe Doll's VR Synopsis by BaDoink VR
All right, this sounds fine because it provides a context without a plot. I like that! I’ve discussed this elsewhere.
And, hey… with Valentine’s Day around the corner, I know my readers might like imagining they had a very special gal (let’s face it, the slender-beauty Zoe ain’t gonna be your Valentine) to force-feed sugary shit…
So, let’s do this thing…
What do we really know about Ms. Doll?
Hang on, folks… I’ve got some breaking news. Wolf Blitzer just announced … I mean… I just noticed that the BaDoink boys posted an interesting statement at Unsafe for Work Oculus.
I’m going to post BaDoink’s entire statement. Then, I’ll give my insightful analsyis.
“Hi everybody, we just want to say that we’ve heard all of your feedback, and we’ve taken a lot of those strong points into careful consideration. It’s our focus and responsibility to bring you the best content VR porn has to offer, both technically and visually.
We have jumped ahead in our scene release queue and shot new videos with a completely new and mindful approach. Heart Shaped Ass is our first video with these new improvements applied, in an effort to increase the overall quality of our videos. Please let us know what you think and we hope that you enjoy!”
Okay, on the one hand, this shows a fine business operation responsive to customers. And, that’s how it should be.
To BaDoink’s credit, they’ve been seeking the feedback of that subreddit for some time.
The same is true of VRP, Czech, Naughty and Virtual Taboo. And, it’s for that reason I believe these companies will succeed in this increasingly competitive space.
And, make no mistake… it’s going to get 100x more competitive than it is presently. Wait and see.
In 2015, I was able to keep-up with and discuss every VR porn movie released. I can still almost pull that off if I tried really hard. Later this year, it won’t be possible unless I give up sleeping.
And, in 2017…forget about it! All right, moving along…
Honestly, I’m going to be straight-up, no-bullshit honest with you, folks.
The BaDoink catalog has been somewhat uneven. Yes, that’s true. The quality has varied. No way around recognizing that…
But, their statement makes it sound like everything hitherto has been subpar. Or, at least that’s the impression it made on me. When you’re not sure if you’re right… just say, it’s your impression!
Going all the way back to VR Porn’s early days in the summer of 2015, they had already released the Gina Gerson VR, which is HORNY, MAN!
Go back and read what I said about it at that time. It also struck me like it didn’t get the credit it deserved.
So, you know… keeping it real. I do feel that BaDoink’s catalog has been somewhat inconsistent. But, they’ve also released some gems that I think makes them worth the price of admission.
I mean, you can get a full year of VRs for 70 bucks. And, they go through periods releasing two VRs a week. You know, I don’t recommend unless I think it’s worth it… and, I feel that’s worth it. Without a doubt.
So, what I’m trying to say is it’s great that BaDoink’s trying to improve. It’s apparent that the major VR porn producers are all trying to improve.
But, I actually feel like they came down too hard on themselves in their statement. I ain’t bullshitting you, folks! Perfectionism is good… but, don’t beat the piss out of yourself, man!
“I’ve had a good time with BaDoink VRs. It’s true.”FindVRporn.com Reviewer Guy
Okay, enough of this.. Let’s get to it here. We’ve got a Zoe Doll VR to discuss. Let’s see if there’s a significant difference between it and last week’s release. Or… was BaDoinkVR jiving us with their proclamation!
All right, let’s do this already…
Let’s talk about what was done right in this movie:
Let’s check in with the other feedback this movie received:
I’ll tell you what folks. This Unsafe Oculus is generally a pretty tough—though, for the most part, fair—audience. Here are a few of the comments Heart Shaped Ass received:
- “Awesome scene, the close up during the hand job was the best part of any scene put out yet by any company…” – jd00001
- “This thing is a masterpiece!” – MechaMatrix
- “The image quality blew me away. Holy shit this is a huge step up even from other sites in my opinion.” – Vrgoodguy
- “Really good technique used in this scene. day and night compared with older video, I was about to give up watching Badoink’s VR and it gave me completely different view to Badoink—Thank you for this wonderful masterpiece.” – gzmoso
- “Image quality is simply mindblowing, a lot sharper than anything else out there” – MoarVeeR
What about this movie could have been improved?
And, that’s about it. Yes, I now understand BaDoink’s statement better. I still like some of their previous work.
But, this is a departure. It has a different feel to it. It’s a new day for the BaDoink boys. I look forward to see where this goes…