Bonus 3D of Vinna Fucking
February 14, 2016
Well, friends, I’ll tell you what: Czech Vr has a special knack for convincing young blonde gals to venture into some risque VR scenarios. Yea, I’m using the word risque! I mean… Katy was planting a carrot in her blonde garden!
And, if that weren’t enough, soon after… corrupting-influence Katie was cramming a cucumber at Rita Sinclair’s cute lil cabbage patch! You gotta watch out for gals like Katie Rose, man!
Either that or be sure to keep the fridge stocked with veggies! And, ladies… you might want to keep your legs crossed while ole Katie’s around. I mean… you never know when an eggplant might get shoved somewhere!
Initially, I started discussing how the Czech Vr boys film an array of hot-young, yellow-haired hornball gals. These are some youthful over-achievers!
I mean… Katy Rose, Natalie Cherie, Violette Pure, Victoria Puppy Style, Sandra Sweetcat, Roxy Black, Nikki Dream… and, now…
Yea, the latest Czech VR Euro blonde is Vinna Reed. Well, welcome to the team, Ms. Reed! Now, show us what you got, baby!
Okay, so these reviews are based on 3 main factors:
But, you know… I often go on here about passion and authenticity and so on. But, it’s kind of obvious, right? Is the woman sexxxy? Does she get the man motor purring?
2. The scaling: do things look correct and proportional? Is it immersive? Or is the woman’s head the size of Eastern Europe while her torso’s the size of Belarus?
Yep, remember what I said about the unfunny aspect?
3. Positioning: of the woman and cameras. Are there enough close-ups? Close-ups matter…. a lot: their importance can’t be overstated. If you look at any VR porn discussion, people are frequently bitching about a close-up shortage…
Okay, let’s peek at the Czech VR synopsis:
“A smoking hot blonde is waiting for you in our private VR viewing room. She has a fit body and perky breasts that could fit the palm of your hand just perfectly. Watching her tease … “Czech VR: Vinna Reed
That works for me! I always love it when a smoking hot blonde is waiting for me!
What do we really know about Ms. Reed?
1. She starred in a VR porn movie that Czech VR released on February 13, 2016.
2. She’s only following 63 people on Twitter. I better be #64!
3. Her favorite past times include wearing plaid shirts while wagging her finger around.
Let’s talk about what was done right in this movie:
1. Vinna Reed: Friends, just look at the pictures. This is a good-looking gal.
I think I want to marry her! Too bad I’m such a dysfunctional guy. She’d conclude I wasn’t marriage material. But, I’d make you happy girl! I’d play guitar for you. Ah shit… I’m bad at that, too.
2. The outfit: Oh, man… I like the shorts and tank top. If Vin were my gal… well, first thing is I’d call her that: Vin. Suck, Vin.. Suck! I’d be saying that an awful lot.
Poor thing would come down with a case of lockjaw. But, if Vin were my gal, she’d be ordered to wear either shorts or yoga pants. Mostly yoga pants. And, a pink thong up her ass too, of course…
3. The Vinna opening teasing: Oh, you like sucking on that finger, baby! We’ve discussed here, many times, that pretty gal teasing works exceptionally well in VR. And, the Czech gang gives us about four minutes. And, the camera was kept pretty tight. Good stuff.
4. Vinna’s VR instincts: Some gals seem to instinctively understand how to interact with a VR camera rig. Vinna is such a gal. She engages well with the viewer. Well done, young lady!
5. Vinna’s doggy in yo face! There’s a Czech VR technique that’s become a fan favorite. I call it the Doggy In Yo Face VR Technique.
So, you’re naturally wondering: What’s the doggy in yo face VR technique?
Well, lil grasshopper, it goes like this. You take a pretty gal. You put her down doggy style. And, you then shove the 3D camera where the sun don’t shine. Czech does this particularly well. And, so does Vinna.
The mark of success is when the viewer fella feels strongly-inclined to step into the movie.
6. Vinna’s doggy: yea, I’m listing this twice. Why? Because, this was just really well done. Vinna’s doggy in VR would be enough for me to spend $84.95 for 180 day access.
I’m not just saying that. I mean… maybe I’m a pervert… actually, I’m not… let’s face it: every red-blooded fella out there is in favor of seeing many, many young and sexy Euro gals shoving their naked asses up in 3D. I mean… this is just part of being a man…
After watching this movie… if the devil entered my room and said, “Punch your best friend in the face three times and you can do Vinna doggy …”
Well, I’m sorry Tony, but next time you see me… right after I say, “Hi there, Tony,” … I’ll be punching you in the face three times.
7. The scaling: it’s fine. Everything basically proportional and looks great. Czech generally nails this.
8. 11 minutes: When you get right to the action, that’s all you need.
What about this movie could have been improved?
1. You know, Czech got just about everything right with this… in particular, they got the Vinna doggy right! But, they should have held the camera tight on Vinna’s face for a few minutes.
Yep, I’m always saying the same thing… a close-up where that beautiful Vinna face is filling the frame. And, hold it there for a few minutes.
You know, over at Unsafe Oculus, Uth5000 said something I thought was very insightful. I’m going to quote it here:
“Many of the best moments are fleeting because the studios make the mistake that something always needs to be happening.”
I agree with this. He continues to say this,
“Seems like a no brainer to have the actress come into intimate distance at the end of each scene with a close up of her face. Again, stay longer there than you think you should. Trust that it’s okay to linger there.”
Right, I agree with this.
Czech VR is doing a fine job in bringing very HORNY VR porns to us men fellas of the world. And, at this point: everything’s looking good…
Let’s just spend a bit more camera time on facial close-ups.
All things considered, I loved this Vinna VR! And, now all that’s left is your declaration: