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November 2017 Update: Real Teens is defunct.
Go to 18VR if you want to get your legal teen VR on

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Ashlee Mae doggied

Oh, Ashlee, baby!

Written August 24, 2016

All right, everybody… recently, Naughty America started an offshoot project, Real Teens VR, that, just as the name suggests, exclusively releases VR porn movies with women who are 18 or 19 years old.

And, folks… the Naughty boys are being real sticklers.

It ain’t enough for the gal to just look young.

If she’s been on planet earth for over nineteen years: she ain’t getting shot by the Real Teens squad.

Oh, man… I like a principled organization!

Now, let’s face it: the teen porn genre is a hot niche.

Many men want to ogle legal teens doing naked stuff. It doesn’t matter whether middle-aged gals find this variety of man-lust distasteful. It’s just reality, man.

I mean: take a look at Kylie Page, man!

Kylie Page big tit cowgirl

This is happy Kylie Page: I mean.. what’s not to like?

I mean… if a grown fella don’t want to wiggle his worm into her amber garden, he better zoom over to the Bureau of Weenies and turn in his testicles, man!

All right, so I’m still not funny.

But, let’s just be honest: a fella can’t help but want Kylie to bounce on his own man lap… Granted, you know you’d only last for about 2.5 bounces…

I mean, if a fella looks at that Kylie pic and thinks to himself, “I’d like to squeeze Kylie’s funbags for a couple of weeks…” I mean, can we blame the fella!

I mean: have another look:

Kylie hits us with a well-shot, head back cowgirl

Oh, Kylie, baby!

Does this make him a terrible human man person? Should we warm up the electric chair?

He’s a man. Nature has ordained that he should dream about squeezing Kylie’s funbags for a few weeks…

And, I mean… if he wants to give Ms. Jean an extended derriere massage… does that mean that… Oh, you get the idea!

Elsa sticks her beautiful 3D ass out

Elsa sticks her beautiful 3D ass out

Society may scorn men who stand most erect for nineteen year old blondes with big bouncy boobie boppers; but, the truth is that the man brain is programmed to desire… that’s right… nineteen year old gals with big bouncy boobie boppers…

These signals tell the man brain that post-creampie, the gal’s likely to produce a healthy and thriving bambino. It’s about fertility.

Anyway, even if that little theory is of the crackpot variety, the fact remains: men want 18 year old pootanannie! That’s just the way it is!

This fact, as I’ve suggested, upsets a lot of society folks… but, I didn’t design the universe, man!

So, initially this Real Teens VR project was informally described as a “very simplified, stripped down gonzo format for those who just want to experience fucking a hot young teen.”

And, it really is that simple.

Well, if I wanted to complicate things just slightly—and, that’s often fun—some of these RT releases also exude a girlfriend experience vibe.

And, hey: if you’re already fantasizing with a gizmo strapped to your cabeza… why not have the 19 year old be your girlfriend also!

Now, with that said: there are a handful of VR porn studios we recommend because they meet our standards for clarity, scale, positioning, technical competence and general hornyness.

However, we don’t recommend any studio across the board to every consumer.

The different studios, in many cases, match up with different consumer desires.

If you like skinny Euro amateurs who probably, at some point, will VR sit on your man face: then, Czech VR is for you…

Zena Little facesitting

Czech VR’s Zena Little will soon descend upon your man face

I could go on. You get the idea.

So, who is Real Teens VR for?

All right, if you want the VR porn studio to have a fancy website… if you want VR porns with context and storyline narratives… if you want fancy sets and fantasy costumes… Well, if you want that stuff, then Real Teens VR is not for you.

Recently, a Naughty America spokesperson again clarified the Real Teens VR vision:

I have stated since the beginning of the site that it was a very simplistic format. Gonzo in nature; a little tease and then action. You are fucking a teen in VR and thats all there is to it. There was no plan for scripts and storylines etc.

Let’s do this thing…


 

 

All right, let’s talk about what was done right in these RTVR releases and where there’s room for improvement:



Liza Rowe in horny yoga pants picture

Liza Rowe: major kudos to whomever selected this costume

Okay, so with the Real Teens brand, as we’ve discussed, the project’s whole idea is simple and it goes like this: release horny, technically-proficient, no-frills VR footage of a beautiful teen teasing and fucking.

And, let’s face it: if those sort of VRs are released, ain’t nobody gonna be complaining.

And, you know… the Real Teens crew more or less does pull this off.

For me, the only criticism that might be universally valid—at least for Gear VR users—is that the vertical FOV could be extended. And, honestly: that’s not a deal-breaker sort of complaint.

I aim to give honest reviews here: which accurately discuss strengths and weaknesses. The thing is… for me to discuss Real Teens VR’s shortcomings is more about my personal preferences and less about universal flaws.

Liza Rowe doggy ass

Real Teens VR, with the help of Ms. Rowe, demonstrates the power of VR!

That’s a good thing. That indicates that technically-speaking RTVR is getting things correct. And, they mostly are… The scale, these days, feels good to me. And, the boys are getting the camera in close to these gal beauties.

The constant refrain that all studios hear still applies. It seems fellas just can’t get enough close-ups.

And, these Real Teens releases follow a pattern. And, that’s fine: as long as the pattern’s horny!

So, what is the Real Teens pattern?

1. They tend to open with a solo gal intro of talk and tease. This is a good thing.

Ashlee does a fine job in her opening tease segment

Ashlee does a fine job in her opening tease segment

Here’s Lily Jordan explaining that she’s around girls all day: and, thus really horny. Her teasing continues for a generous 14 minutes. That’s how it’s done, son.

In that time, she’s doing all manner of solo stuff including shoving her doggy at your man viewer face.

In the Liza Rowe effort, the callipygian cutie gives us an opening 13 minutes featuring… well, for starters: the gal’s wearing some lingerie-yoga-pants-hybrid thingies that are… HORNY!

And, 13 minutes of booty shaking, diddling, face close-ups, etc.

Liza Rowe reverse cowgirl picture

Liza Rowe hits a fella with a beautiful ass, reverse cow

You know, the thing about Liza that you just can’t avoid? THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, yellow-haired, yummy Ashlee Mae gives us nine minutes of solo. The highlights: well, Ashlee teases in black panties and… ends up doinking her donut hole with a hot pink

Lily Jordan cowgirl

Lily shows she can cowgirl too

dildo.

Additionally, verbally-speaking: Ashlee has a somewhat unusual level of sexual aggression: and, we like that! Let’s offer an Ashlee Mae quotation now:

“I want you to fuck me right now. Take out your fucking cock and fuck me!”

Oh, Ashlee, baby! She reminds of the high school cheerleader whom you imagined during the morning shower’s willy-wacking before the daily torture of your local academic hell hole.

Liza Rowe with the very horny doggy look-back

Liza Rowe with the very horny doggy look-back

So: to recap the general RTVR pattern: the viewer gets around ten minutes of solo gal VR.

2. Then, the teens get fucked: usually including doggy and missionary.

Of course: there’s plenty of VR cowgirling.

Oh, Ashlee, baby!

Oh, Ashlee, baby!

The Teen VR gang then hits a fella with some VR doggy:

And, we get VR missionary across the board also:

Lily Jordan missionary sex

Lily spreads for missionary thumping

Is there room for improvement with Real Teens VR?

Okay, so this is all just one fella’s opinion.

With that said, here are a few small things I’d add to the project:

1. The opening solo/tease is great stuff. Following the solo segment with hardcore, hetero sex is a winning formula.

However, I’d have some of the solo openings venture into JOI (jerkoff encouragement) territory. I mean… why not? A lot of people are asking for this… and, just think about it… it’d be good stuff.

2. Likewise, I’d extend the opening, clothed teasing with more close-ups and even a few outift changes. More yoga pants, bikinis, panties, lingerie, cheerleading uniforms… Why not?

Liza Rowe fucked missionary

Liza Rowe looks so horny while spread-eagled

3. During the actual sex—particularly the missionary sex—I’d get the camera very close to the woman’s face.

4. Throw in 3 minutes of the woman kissing the camera. Why not give it a try and see how it turns out?

5. Occasionally, throw in a segment of the facesitting stuff (as seen with HoloGirls and Czech VR). Again, why not?

That’s about it.

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More Real Teens August 2016 was last modified: November 7th, 2018 by James Find

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