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Today we’ll consider BaDoinkVR’s January 4, 2018 release, High-Interest Bone: starring gal-gorgeous Ana Foxxx.
Our present pontifications are primarily centered around mystical musings, righteous recriminations, asinine alliterations… along with 100 seconds of spectacularly-shot (reference-quality) upright from behind sexual action: …we’ll get to that positioning soon.
First, though, here’s an inspiring pic of Ms. Foxxx.
What is it about a pretty gal in stockings that forever makes man minds malfunction?
All right, let’s get behind Ms. Foxxx…
Point #9 on our Positioning Checklist reads like this:
“Upright from behind head/hair pull, minimum 3 minutes. Personally, this position is a MUST. There is not much in VR porn that is hornier than a well-shot, UPRIGHT/STANDING FROM BEHIND HEAD/HAIR PULL!! (as pictured by Zoey Monroe for WankzVR below).
The hair-pulling stuff isn’t absolutely necessary. What’s really important is the upright positioning. But, the hair-pulling stuff, in my view, intensifies the eroticism of this.”
So, the most interesting aspect of this Ana Foxxx release is the 100 seconds of badoinking happening between 30:51 and 33:31 on the timeline. Pictured below is how the segment begins.
And, as the 100 seconds proceeds there’s some depth-changes as Ana leans back a bit to a slightly more upright position.
Honestly…these sort of VR porn optics do inspire me to exclaim, “This is how it’s Goddamn done, son!”
In the embedded preview below, you can see what I’m talking about by dragging the slider to the 2:30 mark.
For this viewer, I could cut everything, keep those 100 seconds along with the well-shot missionary segment and call it a day. (The missionary was also framed beautifully, but I’m focusing on the doggy part because this is the first time I’ve seen it with this precise optical look.)
I’m not so difficult to please with VR porn movies.
Really, if the studio can properly frame-up just one sexual positioning: I’m a happy
wacker…I meant to say camper!
So, why do I think this upright Ana banging was so off-the-charts?
The most honest answer is simple and hard to explain. That’s to say: it felt real.
But, what does that mean?
That’s to say, there’s an optimal camera distance where VR porn shines horniest like the light of a thousand moons during an ancient and…very significant…pagan ceremony!
I would say much more on the topic except I’m late for my appendicitis appointment.
Still not funny…
Hey, I never said I was the awkward and obscure Norwegian comedian, Daniel Simonson.
Now, granted, this isn’t the ideal way to end a virtual porn review…but, we do our best, man…