All right, friends, this is a multipost.
What does that mean?
Well, you know… these days everything has to get a cute name, man!
But, basically… the VR porn releases are… um… releasing fast these days, man! It can be hard for a fella to keep up.
Let’s do this thing. We’re going to talk about virtual porns starring Joanna Angel, Natalie Cherie, Misha Cross and maybe some others that get released as I’m typing this.
Okay, so today we’ll be looking at VR porns featuring:
- Joanna Angel
- Natalie Cherie
- Misha Cross
- Anna Polina
- Sienna Day
- Kara Cherry
- Abella Danger
Let’s start with Ms. Angel
Now, my general conclusion was they’re getting better… but, not quite at prime time. And, I was quite impressed with one of their Romi Rain VRs. And, the Cherie Deville one was very cool, too. OH, Cherie baby!
So, here’s the thing we’ve got to talk about first: Cinematic View.
What the does cinematic view mean?
It means when the porn gal is giant-sized in your HMD. Now, I’ll be honest with you boys. The first few times I saw this, I didn’t like it.
Anyway, you know… this Joanna Angel cinematic VR is good, fun stuff. There’s a couple reasons—at least for me—why this particular giant-woman VR works.
1. The JOI genre: yes, when the woman’s big, cinematic face fills the screen and she delivers a jerk off encouragement dialogue… it works. At least for me. It just works in a way that the POV sex scenes on a giant scale don’t work for me.
2. Joanna Angel: I was only slightly familiar with Ms. Angel before this. I can now better understand her popularity. She delivers a dialogue that’s got a je ne sais quoi—or should I say… wait for it… je ne sais joi—quality to it. Sorry for using pretentious French shit, but it’s most… wait for it… apropos …
Yea, she does a great job with it. And, it’s hard to pinpoint the precise reasons why she succeeds where others fail.
Joanna’s encouraging monologue has a desperate, psychotically-tinged quality that works. The close-up on her face… those eyes: like part of a malicious, celestial body crystallizing into existence and transmitting crazy little glimmers.
I don’t know, but it worked man. I recommend this particular video.
And, I’d like to see another JOI video in VR shot at scale from Joanna. I think Ms. Angel’s got a new fan.
Natalie Cherie Hardcore VR
Natalie Cherie… she’s one of my favorites. Kind of the prototypical Czech VR girl: pretty, young, European, blonde, skinny, horny.
The scaling: it’s fine. With Czech VR it basically always is… I’ve commented before that in my HMD… maybe the scale is just slightly small. But, really… everything they do looks good.
Close-ups: yep, they got the camera near Natalie’s face and hip-thrusting action. Well done.
If somebody told me I had to spend the rest of my life stranded on a desert island… and, I could choose any one woman to accompany me… I’d declare, “Ms. Cherie, grab your panty collection, we’re going on vacation.”
Czech VR is always damn easy to recommend.
How I Met Misha Episode 1
All right, so Misha Cross is quite popular in the VR porn world.
So, hey… that kind of says it all.
That ain’t some bogus award. The winners were truly determined by the entire voting system over at OcNSFW.
So, I ain’t blowing smoke when I say the gal’s popular in the VR porn world.
Here’s the thing… I’ve written so much about Misha on this blog, you know, I might have run out of things to say about her.
Just as usual, Virtual Real Porn does a great job with a Misha Cross VR. And, as usual, stunt cock Miguel Zayas gets the job done. Oh, you lucky fucker… literally!
The scaling is fine: like usual. The sound is good. The 3D effect is pronounced: as always. There are no stitching problems. Everything is proportional, like usual.
Misha gives a good performance: like always. There’s an extended clothed teasing. And, probably the best aspect is the missionary on a table with Misha leaning-in.
So, you know… good stuff. No surprise there. You really need no other reason to subscribe to VRP besides knowing that they’ve got the exclusive VR contract with Misha…
That’s it. Head over to VRP and download Misha.
This was going to be the end of the article… but, more was just released… so, let’s keep going… and drinking…
Superheroes Premier 2 w/ Anna Polina, Sienna Day and Adrian Dimas
Okay, just the other day I discussed Part 1, and that analysis still applies regarding the gals, scaling, etc.
I mean… basically… Anna and Sienna are sexy. There’s only so many ways to say it. But, they already know every hetero cowboy out there wants to lasso their ponies… Ah, that one didn’t quite work, but I’m getting tired man!
The scale is correct. The technical aspects of 3D, stitching, sound etc. are correct. My only technical complaint with VRP would be sometimes the color seems a bit odd.
Anyway, this is a horny outing. In this go-around, they’ve brought out the man meat in the form of Adrian Dimas. And, the gals use their pootanannies for some up-and-down action.
The best aspect—just as in Part 1—is the close-up positioning: Sienna and Anna keep their faces stuck to the camera. A LOT. And, this is just what we want.
Some folks, in my view, don’t accurately gauge the sort of sexually-emotionally-needy nature of men. I could easily type out 10,000 words discussing that. But, another day, friends…
Kara Cherry In A Moving VR
And, when I say moving VR… I mean, the Czech boys are getting experimental with their cameras, man!
This is a first. And, I applaud them for their experimentation.
I had sort of overlooked—or simply not thought about—how VRs always keep a stationary camera. Well, the Czech boys are challenging that convention.
Does it work?
Yea, I’d say it makes things more interesting: for instance, when they got the horny brunette coming up the staircase at you. And, hey: that looks like a pretty fancy home, guys! Well, good for you, boys! Living large in the porn game, man! I’m still eating Spaghettios, though! Peanut butter on a good day!
I long for a lobster, man! Maybe in 2018.
Anyway, Ms. Cherry does some horny stuff with a very fancy vibrator gizmo. And, you know, this is Czech VR, so rest assured you’ll get a perv’s-eye view of her gal holes!
So, make your declaration, man!
Cinematic Abella Danger blowing smoke in your face
Okay, this is a HoloGirls cinematic release. What that means—as earlier discussed—is that the woman is HUGE.
Now, when I first saw these, I thought that it was a technical error. And, I didn’t like it. AT ALL.
But, I never want to be the type whose opinion can’t change. And, I never want to be so proud—or stubborn—that I can’t admit it.
And, the truth is… I’ve come to kind of like the cinematic approach when it’s a close-up, framed view of the woman’s face. That works for me.
And, in this case Ms. Danger blows smoke in your face. And, it really tricks your mind. It’s a trip, man.
And, HoloGirls VR is getting closer yet to receiving the our endorsement.
And, I could say a lot more, but this post really ought to end, man!